Lover humorous jokes

A collection of humorous jokes for lovers

A collection of humorous jokes for lovers:

1. One day, my boyfriend rode a motorcycle to the subway entrance. After picking me up, I deliberately asked: "Master, how much does it cost to go to the Huayuan Community?" My boyfriend said: "No money, just kiss me." ?So I kissed him and got in his car. A motorcycle rider next to me was dumbfounded and kindly reminded me: "Little girl, don't be fooled!"

2. One night, my boyfriend and I were playing a race, and soon I was left behind. , so I shouted at him: "Robbery, robbery!" Passers-by looked at us one after another, and my boyfriend had to slow down. I overtook him immediately, and he had no choice but to run with me. When I saw that I couldn't get rid of him, I started shouting again: "Indecent, indecent!" He was so frightened that he fell to the ground!

3. Once, my husband drove me to the downstairs of the company. On a whim, I pressed my face against the car window and yelled with distorted features: "Help, help!" My husband cooperated and put his hand on my head, desperately Push outward. At this moment, the security guard of the building opened the car door in a dream and said, "I'm here to save you." ?

4. My husband bought me a mobile phone. On the bus back, I asked him on a whim: "If your wife knows this, you won't be able to eat it and walk away with it." Right? Who would have known that my husband took over what I said and said: Who told you not to be the first bedroom, but to have the second bedroom? At this time, the people next to us looked at us sideways. Not to be outdone, I said: "You don't know how to be favored when you are young?"

5. One day, my boyfriend was walking very fast in front of me. I shouted from behind: "Brother in front of me, please give me a change." I'm going home by car. ?After shouting, an uncle next to me looked at me with a very strange look. My boyfriend turned around in a dignified manner, took out two coins, put them in my hand, and said: "I rewarded you for this." ?The uncle next to me was completely confused and kept watching me get into the car.

6. Once when we got on the bus, my boyfriend and I deliberately stood far apart. After a stop, I quietly walked up behind him, made a V-shape with my hands, and gently took out his wallet from his pocket. He didn't respond at all. At this time, I found that everyone in the car was watching. I, without exception, hugged my bag tightly, and one mm actually took out his mobile phone. He didn't want to call the police. I quickly said: Sir, your phone is about to fall. ?

7. One day, my boyfriend and I made an appointment to meet at the entrance of the park. When I arrived, I saw him already waiting for me. I pretended to be surprised and said: "Hey, where is your wife? She is on a business trip." Ah? It just so happens that my husband is not here today, come on, come to my place tonight!? At this time, an old lady next to us frowned and stared at us?

Collection 2 of humorous jokes for lovers:

1. I caught a frog and put it in the water to learn from the frog? Breaststroke? I learned it in a few days!

I caught a dog and threw it into the water and followed it to learn? Dog paddle? I learned it in a few days!

I bought another sheep and put it in the water to learn? Backstroke? But the sheep died in a few days!

Suddenly one day I wanted to learn? Butterfly? My dad ran away in fear!

2. A called B upstairs, but no one answered for a long time. A stuck his head out of the window and shouted upstairs: Hello, is there anyone upstairs?

What's the matter? B stuck his head out of the window and asked.

A: ?cao, answer the phone!?

3. Once I was on a business trip and saw two lines of words written vertically on the wall of a restaurant: Stir-fried, light meal.

So I went in to eat. When I came out after eating, I saw two children smiling in front of the wall and saying: Look, look, this place sells pee fried rice. I threw up. . .

4. Question: What is your surname? Answer: My surname is Mi, from rice, you can call me Xiaomi from now on.

5. My brother works for a gas company. If an old gas meter breaks, the company will notify the workers in writing to replace it with a new one.

There is a remarks column on the notification form. If the worker cannot complete the task, he must explain the reason in the column.

The most common reason is: the dog won’t let you change the watch. ?

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