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1 English jokes

I am a bachelor.

Jack fell off his bike and got hurt. A beautiful young nurse asked him to fill out the form. Jack finished them and gave them back. "Is there anything else?" The nurse asked. "Yes," Jack thought for a moment and said, "I'm a bachelor."

Jack fell off his bike and had to be hospitalized. A beautiful young nurse took the form to fill it out. Jack filled out the form and handed it in. "What's missing?" The nurse asked. "Yes!" Jack thought for a moment and said, "I'm a bachelor."

Second, 100% people who died of liver cancer ate it.

Wife: Look. According to the statistics in the newspaper, 80% people who died of liver cancer have drunk alcoholic beverages.

Husband: Never mind. According to my investigation, all people eat.

Wife: Look at this newspaper. According to statistics, 80% people who died of liver cancer have drunk alcohol.

Husband: What's the matter? According to my investigation, 100% people who died of liver cancer eat it.

Third, the location of ice cream.

"Sorry, the seat you are sitting in is mine."

"You? Can you prove it? "

"Yes, I put a cup of ice cream on it."

"Sorry, you took my seat."

"Your position? Can you make it clear? "

"Yes, I put a cup of ice cream in my place."

Fourth, there is no choice.

One day, Eve asked Adam, "Do you really love me?"

Adam said helplessly, "Do I have any other choice?"

One day, Eve asked Adam, "Do you really love me?"

Adam replied helplessly, "Do I have a choice?"

5. Always thirsty

Always thirsty

"I had an operation," a man said to his friend. "The doctor left a sponge in me."

"That's terrible!" Does the friend say it hurts? "

"No, but I'm always thirsty!"

Always feel thirsty

A man said to his friend, "I had an operation and the doctor left a sponge in my body after the operation."

"That's too bad!" The friend said, "Do you feel pain?"

"No, but I always feel thirsty."

Two English proverbs

1. Pain in the past is happiness.

No matter how hard it is, you should bite your teeth and rush over. It will be sweet to remember in the future.

As long as there is life, there is hope.

Where there is life, there is hope/where there are green hills, there is no fear of burning firewood.

Wisdom in the mind is better than money in the hand.

Knowledge in the brain is better than money in the hand.

4. Storms make trees take deeper root.

Storms make trees take deeper roots. /grateful to the enemy, grateful to setbacks!

5. Nothing is impossible to a willing heart.

You can do anything you want. Stick to a belief and you will succeed.

6. The shortest answer is doing.

The shortest answer is doing.

7. Everything is difficult at the beginning.

The hardest part is actually in the beginning Give up the illusion of opportunism.

8. Great hopes make great people.

Great ideals make great people.

9. God helps those who help themselves.

God helps those who he1p themselves.

12. East or west, home is the best.

East is good, west is good, or home is best.

13. Two heads are better than one.

Two heads are better than one.