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What folk songs, ballads and jokes are there in Chongqing? (The content is healthy! )
As soon as Nanjinguan passed, it passed, and the water of Sanliuzi was a long pool.
This is Shamao Mountain. We will make sesame and mung beans together.
Bowls of water and wine bent the boat.
Xiajiang singers can sing as they like.
The song hanging on the tree is the string, and the song wrapped around the rock is the weight.
There is still a skull after singing.
Love belongs to love, not afraid of my parents in front of me, not afraid that my parents want my brother to die, and they don't love triads when they die!
Love belongs to love, not afraid of a thousand lawsuits, not afraid of landing with one knife, and willing to land with one knife!
Love to love, two people make friends for a hundred years, which one dies at the age of ninety-nine, and Naiheqiao waits for three years!
Lang is Tintin (dragonfly) flying into the sky, and his sister is a spider web roof.
Tintin can't fly through cobwebs, and mosquitoes can't fly through rice soup pots.
You can't escape.
Have lunch, move the wall and tell Lang.
I was beaten for you yesterday, and I was hurt all over.
I would rather give up my body than my husband.
There is a locust tree on the high mountain ridge, holding it by hand to see Lang.
What does mother show her daughter? I hope that when the Sophora japonica blooms.
I barely (almost) said Wang Lang.
I can't think of a way to jump into a well and become a frog.
She carries water three times in the morning and three times in the evening.
My sister's heart softened, too.
Lang's lovesickness is really harmful. Drink it if you want to wash your hair.
You want wool slave scissors, you want heart slave scissors.
Save the happiness of Lonho Nu.
Sister Qing lives in Duimenyan and always sees her come out.
In the morning, I saw her picking water, while in the dark, I saw her picking firewood.
I can't wait for the wind to blow.
Flowers and yellow flowers were planted on the slate, and Sister Qing cried to lose her lang.
Shout, don't blush, make it clear that I'm finished.
The east is not bright and the west is bright.
Peony blossoms, and grasshoppers abound in the mud river.
Just wait for the egret to take a bath, and the grasshopper bites the egret's foot.
You have to take it off. You can't take it off.
Gardenia has no flowers, and its longevity has no Millennium.
Marry your sister when Lang dies, and marry Lang when Lang dies.
This life and the afterlife are a couple.
My sister took Zhou (unwilling) and I had no choice but to go to the temple to fight bodhisattva.
The big bodhisattva beats his chest, and the little bodhisattva beats his chest.
If I can't find my sister, I'll kill you.
My sister has a one-year-old lang who sleeps every night.
Crying for milk in the middle of the night, chopping his mouth and slapping him.
I am your wife, not your mother.
My sister lives in Dalaolin and feeds dogs to kill people.
When others come, it will bite to death, and Brother Qing will not say anything when he comes.
Dogs also have two hearts.
Lang collects sorghum on the mountain and his sister washes clothes in the river.
Take a look at my sister, wash my clothes and see Lang.
Jumping up and down on the rocks.
Yesterday my sister and I crossed the ditch together, and they looked down at the current.
Lang said to dig a well with a spade, and sister said to let the water flow forever.
The days of drought are over.
Chongqing Nanping folk songs
No flowers were picked in the first month, but they were in full bloom in February.
Peach blossoms are red in March, vines bloom in April, and vines bloom in April.
Pomegranate refers to each other in May, peony fights for peony in June, and peony fights for peony in June.
In July, Gu Mi made wine, in August, I smelled osmanthus fragrance, and in August, I smelled osmanthus fragrance.
Chrysanthemum in September, pine and cypress in October, pine and cypress in October.
In winter, there are no flowers in the twelfth lunar month, and frost plum blossoms bloom everywhere.
Folk songs (for children)
Chongqing University Law School Class 4, Grade 04
Missing is like the ebb tide in the palm of your hand.
I accidentally remembered that nursery rhyme.
Grandma's whisper
The smell of grandpa's old cigarette bag
Seems to be back.
Wooden eaves of childhood
Tongnian gravel road
Insects fly and cicadas sing.
Who is singing that nursery rhyme?
Embroidered shoes and cotton-padded jacket
Who leads who across the small bridge in front of the door
Charlehui old school
Who erased the name on the table?
Summer in memory
Still stuck in your smiling face.
So-and-so will sing nursery rhymes with you
Someone slipped you a note.
So-and-so is often alone in a daze.
The corner of someone's eye was wet by the rain.
Insects fly and cicadas sing.
Who remembered that nursery rhyme again?
Insects fly and cicadas sing.
Who forgot that nursery rhyme?
So-and-so will borrow your shoulder to sleep.
Who loves to spoil you and quarrel?
So-and-so, so-and-so will not let go
Nobody leaves, okay?
children's song
How much do you know in your dreams?
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