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The universe is super invincible.

One day, Cao and Liu Bei were drinking and talking about heroes. After a few drinks, Liu Bei suddenly issued a P, which was embarrassing. When I was embarrassed, I heard Guan Yu behind me calmly say, "Don't take offense, P comes from Yu!" "

As soon as Guan Yu's voice fell, Zhao Yun stepped forward and said, "Don't take it amiss, P comes from the clouds!"

After Zhao Yungang finished, Zhang Fei went on to shout, "P rang just now, and P flew!"

Everyone burst into laughter. Liu Bei has also returned to normal.

Cao didn't laugh. He is deeply touched by this. After seeing Liu Bei and others off, Cao said to his subordinates, "When Liu Bei's subordinates saw the master's mistake, they all rushed to take responsibility and make up for it. It's really loyal. If it is your turn, can you do it? "

Everyone was filled with indignation and thought, "It's just about P, what's so difficult!"

A few days later, Cao invited Liu Bei to drink again. During the dinner, he wanted to put a P to see the reaction of his subordinates. It's been a long time, and finally it's a little p.

Everyone has been waiting for a long time. When they heard a "goo", the general quickly shouted: "P was released by Chu (pig)!"

The waiter Wang Lang immediately said, "P was released by Lang (Wolf)!"

Hearing this, Cao froze. Others think that Caotai is slow, and they are all scrambling to put it on themselves. Xia Houdun asserted that: "P came from dun!

"no!" Huang Xu heard a loud retort, "P dangling!"

Xun You said, "P is obedient to you!"

Man Chong said, "P is a pet!"

Jiang Ji said: "P comes from the economy!"

Guo Tu said: "P pictures (spit)!"

Zhong You said, "P comes from the hole!"

then ....

Taurus: "P is gold!" " "

Cao Hong: "P is Hong (red)!"

Zhang Nan: "P is South (blue)!"

Cao. Already flushed, was about to get angry.

Counselor Guo Jia shouted, "None of them are right, none of them are right! Everyone is wrong! " ..... deserves to be my number one strategist. Cao. I thought to myself.

Guo Jia went on to say, "P is Jia's!"

Liu Bei and others have laughed stagger. ........

Cao fainted with anger.