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A love story about green?

Green love story

When I first went to primary school, he was already a graduating class student; When I was trying to sprint for the senior high school entrance examination, he had already

Chose to live in Ukraine; He came back when I was a junior. At a friend's birthday party, we met and left.

Walk into each other's lives. I think every couple has a line in their hearts, no matter how far apart, even the ends of the earth.

Lines will eventually bring two people's hearts together. ...

I wonder what other lovers like to call each other. I like to call him "Fatty". The family said it was unlucky, and he also said no.

All right. Later, I read an article about "addressing", saying that when couples call each other nicknames, if there is "death".

One sentence can just explain the depth and truth of love between two people. Now I have a theoretical basis and my waist is straight! What about him, grinning.

Mouth, happy, straight, the more you listen, the better. This guy!

We met on a very, very cold winter night, and I came out from Haosha to participate in Xiaowen's life.

Day party. Because I was afraid of being too late, I washed my hair and came out without drying it. I trotted along the pedestrian street to Mai.

When Lao was fine, Xiaowen hadn't arrived when I arrived. I went in and looked around, but I didn't find her shadow. I have no choice but to

Wait outside. After a while, my hair was hard and hard, like mousse, which was really embarrassing.

After a while, the birthday boy appeared, followed by a fat guy. It was dark and I couldn't see his face clearly.

Approached, I think it is a particularly familiar face, but I am sure: I don't know him.

"This is my best friend, Feifei." Xiaowen introduced me to him. "Hello!" He stretched out his big belly very enthusiastically.

Big hand. I also politely reached out and shook hands with him. His palm was warm, which made me forget the cold at once. so far

I still feel warm when I think about it.

That night, we had a good time eating and chatting together. He is a talkative man with a very cheerful personality. he

He told us many jokes and some interesting things about him in Ukraine. Just when he was very happy, my brain was racing.

Operation, I want to know, why does this person I have never met give me the feeling of deja vu? Suddenly, I remembered.

Well, that's obviously Ouyang Xiu's face-my favorite actor! Especially when he smiles, it looks like! Until now, he

I still often laugh at the way I stared at him. I said I was thinking, and he said I was keeping it from him.

Show.

He knows that I love beauty, so he always teases me, saying that my first impression of him is sloppy: I came out to scare him without combing my hair.

People. At this time, he will be "beaten" by me to beg for mercy (it needs special explanation here, I beg for mercy,

Because I am particularly ticklish, he just put his finger on my waist and I can't move.

That's it. We came together. At first, he always posed as my idol. Just then, Changchun TV broadcasted.

Police flower file. Some students say that I look at me from a certain angle, especially like Esther. So every time "Police Flower Files" starts broadcasting.

I want him to watch it at home and make a phone call while watching it: I said that Xiao Sheng doesn't care about Su E as much as before.

He said it was because Su E was not single-minded about niche; I said at least I shouldn't abandon Su E? He said it wasn't abandonment,

Su E decided to leave him when he knew that he could not have children. I said that Xiao Sheng didn't really love Su E, but Su E might just.

Trying to test him, he gave up easily; He said, "Silly fly! Stop it! We seem to be acting. I am not Europe. "

Yang Zhenhua, you're not Esther. It's just the TV series "If there are similarities, it's purely coincidental". Why should we read the records?

Just like a movie, you have to talk about your feelings while watching it. Do you need to record it? Fat man!

Once, I borrowed a book about constellations from the library. I especially believe in the principle of constellations. I don't think this is superstition.

This is a kind of fate. He is Aries and I am Gemini.

"Aries boys are the bravest and the most capable of fighting. Gemini girls are the most affectionate and fickle, and they are also human beings. There is a gap.

Why is it so big? "He proudly casually leafing through the contents of the book, with small steps, very proud.

"Don't be too happy, fatty!" I jumped up from the sofa and grabbed the book: "Fortunately, I prepared it in advance."

Read the contents of the book, or you will fall into your hands again this time! Here, see? Aries is a fire sign and Gemini is a wind sign.

When the wind blows, the fire can burn more vigorously, so I am your lucky star, understand? "

"ah! I see. " He suddenly realized that he was sitting on the sofa as if remembering. I was just about to show my victory.

Who knows, he added, "no wonder I always love colds." Are you bragging? " ? ! "God! How can you say that? ! this

Guy.

After losing so many times, I always win. For example, in my family, after we finish eating, we decide who will do the dishes, and we will take it.

The way of "rock, paper and scissors" may be that God thinks I have lost too many times, so every time I play this game, he never

Don't hit me, I can finally make him "depressed"

Although we always like to embarrass each other at ordinary times, it is because of our personality. It is in this noise that we gradually get along.

When you understand each other, your feelings become stronger. His cheerful personality and humorous language make me live in happiness every day. He is very

Romance often surprises me and makes me feel that I am the happiest girl in the world.

Last February 13, I accompanied him to the Air Force Hospital for high-frequency tonsillectomy. Although this is a minor operation, no.

I need to be hospitalized, but the operation is very painful, and I can only eat liquid food for one week after operation. The day after the operation, I accompanied him to the supermarket.

Shi bought a lot of Yili pure yogurt that he likes. The wound is bleeding, and he is too painful to speak. I can only watch him gesticulate with his hands.

To guess what he means. My heart is as uncomfortable as a piece of cotton. In the afternoon, I sent him home and made an appointment to go to the hospital the next day.

Follow up.

The next morning, I got up early to get ahead of him. Every time I date a fat man, I am "cautious"

I was late for dressing up, so this time I decided to leave early and wait for him.

We made an appointment to meet at 8: 30 and arrived at Xinmin Square less than 8: 00. Through the cracks in the trees in the square, I seem to see a doctor.

My fat man is standing at the gate of the yard! I quickly bypassed the square, and when I was at an intersection from the hospital, I saw it clearly, really.

Him! Why did he come earlier than me? His wound has not healed yet!

He was surprised to see me and his body trembled slightly. Although he can't speak, I can see it in his eyes.

He didn't expect me to come so early. He took my hand, pointed to the grocery store in front of the hospital and made another drink.

Oh, he is thirsty. So we went in. I bought him a bottle of water. He took a sip of water and stood quietly. I

No matter what you call him, he won't even come out of the grocery store. I was thinking: this operation won't damage his brain, will it? So I once again

Go in and drag him out. He frowned as if he had something to say, but he couldn't say it. From time to time, he pointed to the innermost counter. Woshun

Looking around, it is a bouquet of beautifully packaged roses, next to a plush toy pig with a blue one in his hand.

Color bottle. Suddenly, I understand that today is Valentine's Day! I can't believe I forgot.

Fat man's action is obviously "premeditated". He still wants to make me happy when he is suffering from illness. I walked by

Go, pick up the flowers and pick up the pig. This "pig" who loves to drink milk is clearly the embodiment of fat people! There is a card in the flower, which reads:

"Happy Valentine's Day to my favorite Feifei!" Everyone else in the room laughed, and I felt it in their envious eyes.

Deep blessing.

Out of the grocery store, we walked towards the hospital gate. I walked in front of him and dared not look back. I don't want him to see it.

See the tears that have filled my eyes. I am a person who loves to be moved too much, not for that bunch of flowers, nor for that toy pig, but for.

His kindness.

It was in those few seconds that scenes of old things reappeared in front of my eyes. Suddenly, he grabbed me from behind and turned my body around.

Go and stand face to face with him. He gently wiped the tears from my eyelashes with his lips, itchy. I threw myself into his arms and listened to him.

Heartbeat, let tears flow, dripping on his down jacket ...

At that moment, I thought of the Flash clip of Heart ached, which was once popular on the Internet: The Bible says that the creator sees people.

It's so lonely. When he was sleeping, he took a rib from his body and created a woman, so every man is looking for his own.

The rib, only find her, his chest won't dull pain. I think I'm the muscle in his body. He's looking for it.

After all these years, I finally found that rib!

After graduation, I worked as an assistant manager in a company. He is worried that it is not safe for me to take the bus, so every day after work, he will go from

The car factory came to the company to pick me up by motorcycle, rain or shine.

One day in September, at the end of work, it suddenly rained heavily. The company has an emergency meeting, which won't be on time.

After work, I quickly sent him a text message, telling him to go straight home instead of picking me up at the company.

Such heavy rain comes and goes quickly. When I was ready to go home after the meeting, Xia Hong's shadow appeared on the horizon. I

Try to avoid those large and small puddles on the ground and walk to the opposite bus stop.

Suddenly, I stopped. Is that him who got off at the bus stop? Yes! The raincoat and rain pants I call the Teenage Ninja Turtle suit—

Can't go wrong! I forgot the water and mud on the ground and ran to him quickly. The water droplets on his raincoat sparkled in the reflection of the sun.

Crystal. Regardless of the strange eyes of people around us, we in kisses and hugs ...

If what he did before just touched me, that day, he convinced me that he was my future husband, because

Because I believe that a boy who is willing to wait for me in the heavy rain must be using someone who loves me.

On the way home, the sun after the rain turned out to be so bright, shining on me and warm. He rides a bike slowly, while I ride a bike slowly.

Hold his waist comfortably and look at the rainbow on the horizon.

When the car was about to turn the corner, a farmer came face to face, driving and being pulled by a thin donkey. I got it again.

He had a brainwave and said naughtily, "Fatty, when we get married, I want you to ride a big horse to pick me up. I want to take a sedan chair! " ""good

Wow, it started at midnight the day before the wedding and is expected to arrive in Tiebei the next morning. Besides, I have to take two more horses to ride-

I am so heavy and so far away, I can't always be bullied by a horse, can I? "What he said is serious, like a true story! I

I just like his energy.

Unconsciously, we have known each other for two years. Fatty and I have matured a lot and understood the meaning of life.

The fat man doesn't have money or be an official, but his consideration for me is that money and official positions can't be bought or exchanged. Fat man's body

There is no hypocrisy, but there is a childish masculinity everywhere. He never made up some lies to deceive me, or

Is to please me with sweet words. More often, we all like to play jokes on each other in an ironic tone, but we can feel it from it.

The love and dependence of the other party, the love and cherish of oneself. And whisper in my ear once a day: I love you.

Lovely fat man, his name is Li Xiang, a boy I can rely on all my life.

A completely devoted heart needs the careful collection of another heart, just as music needs ears and painting needs eyes. Yafeizai

The happiness that Li Xiang felt in dribs and drabs drifted across her face, and people couldn't help being intoxicated with her.

Their love is so simple and pure, it is a kind of green love, without weeds and pesticides. May they be immature.

After experiencing the test of life's storms, our love can transcend life and become deeper and deeper with the growth of years. May they dye their temples with frost slowly.

You can still look at each other when you are old for many years.