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The little white rabbit went out happily early in the morning and met the wolf while walking. The wolf grabbed the white rabbit and smacked! Slap its two big mouths and say, "I told you not to wear a hat!" " The next day, the little white rabbit put on his hat and went out again. While he was walking, he met the wolf again. The wolf caught the white rabbit again! Slapped its two big mouths: "I told you to wear a hat!" ""The white rabbit was very depressed and ran to the tiger to complain about the wolf. The tiger listened to the white rabbit's complaint and said, don't worry, I'll help you. The tiger found the wolf and said to him, "Wolf, we have been good friends for many years. The little white rabbit came to complain to you this morning, saying that you always bully it for nothing. Do you think you can beat it for another reason? For example, you can say, "Rabbit, go and find me a piece of meat!" " "If it finds fat, you say you want to be thin. If it finds thin, you say you want to be fat, so you can hit it again. Otherwise, you can let it help you find the mother rabbit. If it finds a plump one, you can say that you like slim ones. If it finds slim, you say you like plump! " The old wolf was very happy after hearing this, and even boasted that the tiger was very clever. But their conversation was heard by the little white rabbit weeding outside. The little white rabbit is very angry! On the third day, the white rabbit went out again and met a wolf on the road. The wolf said, "Rabbit, go and find me a piece of meat!" " The white rabbit said, "Do you want to be fat or thin?" "The wolf frowned and thought with a smile. Fortunately, there is a second move:" Forget it, forget it, don't eat meat, you go and find me a female rabbit. The white rabbit said, "Do you like fat or thin?" "The wolf stopped and patted its big mouths." I told you not to wear a hat! " "
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