A 50-word joke about typos when writing letters.

A carpenter went out to work and didn't come home before the Spring Festival, so he wrote a letter to his wife. The words he couldn't write were replaced by circles: I miss my wife O (affection) every festive season, miss my wife O (affection) today and miss my wife O (affection) tomorrow! My wife can't read, so I have to ask someone to read this letter. The teacher read: Think twice on holidays (O), miss your wife's circle today (O), and miss your wife's circle tomorrow (O)! Then I asked a monk to read the letter. Monks read: I miss my relatives' cave (O) every festive season and my wife's cave (O) tomorrow. The wife didn't understand what it meant, so she left home with a letter and found a carpenter herself, only to know why.