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One day, the wolf wanted to eat three little pigs. Two of the three little pigs are at the door and one is on the roof. (Pig A and pig B are at the door, and pig C is on the roof. Pig A’s name is “who”, pig B’s name is “where”, and pig C’s name is “what”.) So:
Wolf: "Who are you?"
Pig A: "Yes!"
Wolf: "What?"
Pig A: "'What? 'On the roof."
Wolf: "I asked you what your name is?"
Pig A: "My name is 'Who', 'What' is on the roof! ”
The wolf asked Pig B again.
Wolf: "Who are you?"
Pig B: "I am not 'who', he is 'who' (referring to Pig A)."
Wolf: "Do you know him?"
Pig B: "Hmm!"
Wolf: "Who is he?"
Pig B: " Yes."
Wolf: "What?"
Pig B: "What's on the roof!"
Wolf: "Where?" /p>
Pig B: "'Where' is me."
Wolf: "Who?"
Pig B: "He is 'who'. (also refers to Pig A)"
Wolf: "How do I know."
Pig B: "Who are you looking for?"
Wolf: "What? "
Pig B: "He's on the roof."
Wolf: "Where?"
Pig B: "It's me."
Wolf: "Who?"
Pig B: "I am not 'who', he is 'who'"
Wolf: "Oh my God!"
Pig A and Pig B: "Oh my god, he's our daddy!"
Wolf: "What, is it your daddy?"
Pig B: "No!" "
The wolf couldn't bear it anymore and sighed: "Why?"
Pig A, B, C: "Do you know our grandfather?"
Wolf? : "What?"
Pig A: "No, our grandfather is 'why'."
Wolf: "Why?"
Pig A: "Yes!"
Wolf: "What is it?"
Pig A: "No, 'why'."
Wolf: "Who?"
Pig A: "Who am I?"
Wolf: "Who are you?"
Pig A: Yes, who am I? ."
Wolf: "What?"
Pig A, B: "He is on the roof."
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