Yi Jun's bumpy jokes [I]

Bai Tingyun and Feng Tianyi have known each other for a long time, but their first contact was in a foreign literature appreciation class. The female teacher read Carmen's aria, full of emotion and passion. "Youth is as free as a bird. Who can stop love? "

Hearing someone knocking at the door and calling for a report, the thin and white young man stood at the door with an impatient expression. The teacher waved and let him into the classroom.

The young man looked around the classroom and went straight to Bai Tingjun, raising his chin. "Excuse me."

Bai Tingjun looked at his side. That's Yi Fuling's seat. She didn't come.

Struggled for a second, got up and gave way.

Later, Bai Tingyun told Feng Tianyi that he felt that Feng Tianyi was like the bird in the teacher's mouth, free and unrestrained.

Feng Tianyi gave him an oblique look. "Who are you calling a birdman?"

Second,

Feng Tianyi's eyes were blue that day. As a straight man who had never heard of cosmetic contact lenses, he thought Feng Tianyi was a half-blood.

"Fuck ... spicy eyes."

This is the second sentence that Feng Tianyi said in front of him. After the bell rang, the man woke up from a deep sleep with a bunch of dim hair on his head and red eyes.

"Are you all right?" Looking at the top of his head, Bai Tingjun felt very cute. He wanted to rub his eyes, but he could only twist his eyebrows and pout his two plump lips gloomily.

"Nothing, I forgot to take off the contact. What happened to him in my eyes? "

Later, he learned that Feng Tianyi had been fooled by the ice and snow of the school flower to play cosplay that day.

A slut named Jade Emperor.

Third,

Bai Tingyun was also drawn into the cosplay community by Yi Fuling, the prince of cos Terran.

"Linger, why did you let me play this role?"

The only novels he has read are the extracurricular reading materials arranged by the teacher in high school. What is the resurrection of Jane Eyre in red and black, and what the hell is the border city besieged by the sun city and Kyushu Sky City?

And this dress is also very strange, and the waist seal makes him breathless.

"Because you are as abstinent as he is."

"?"

Fourth,

So he saw Feng Tianyi in a snow-white robe, and I was so beautiful that I couldn't open my eyes.

In particular, the circle of white fur collar makes the chin sharp, cold, lonely, elegant and fragile, like an isolated little prince.

Just don't let the little prince talk.

"Bai Tingjun can you pose? This is a cosplay photo, not a photo. Did you lose your muscles, or did you just smile and move and die? ..... for others? You think I don't want to? Isn't this riding a donkey to find a horse ... what are you looking at? Yes, you are the donkey. "

"……"

Wait, how to describe a man with beauty?

Oh, don't argue with straight men.

..... I seem to have overlooked something?

They were arranged to take pictures together, each holding a long sword with a balanced blade.

The photographer's sister shouted: "Prince, you are so imposing, don't be eight centimeters taller than people!" "

The wind from unhappy "high have a fart to use? The emperor's gas field is two meters eight. "

The fans present were impressed.

Among those who nod like garlic, there is also a fan brother named Yu Huanzhen.

Five,

Bai Tingyun is very depressed.

Since childhood, he has been called "other people's children" by parents and teachers. He studies well, grows well, is honest and polite.

But he can't pose, and Gao Yan Xueba becomes an embroidered pillow in cosplay.

Actually, how can I put it? Just being pointed at by the camera doesn't make you nervous.

The key is that it is easy to escape, just like there is a hook on his body to attract his attention.

But it's weird to keep staring at a man. So I'm a little overwhelmed, because my eyes and attention have nowhere to put.

Yi Fuling can't stand it anymore. "Brother Ting Jun, come here."

Six,

Bai Tingyun opened by Yi Fuling feels much better. The photographer took the Zeiss lens and shook her hand excitedly.

"The prince's little eyes are so spoiled!"

"Yes and yes, what did I say? Prince x feather emperor is king! "

The girls chattered around the notebook, and Xue Fei Frost elbowed Yi Fuling. "Hey, what did you say to him?"

"... I said, that man is the biggest enemy in your life. You should look at him with hatred. "

"Oh."

Seven,

"What are they excited about?" Bai Tingjun asked.

"You'd better not know." Feng Tianyi answered.

Two people sitting side by side on the sofa, a sister with a mobile phone to welfare.

"No" feather emperor eyes swept away, expression.

"What is welfare?" The prince is humble and upright. If he doesn't understand, he will ask.

"Yes ..." The man has so many questions that he is impatient. "Welfare, right? The emperor will explain it to you. "

Say that finish, he lifted his robe, turned over, sat astride Bai Tingyun, put one hand on the back of the sofa beside his ear, lowered his chin and lifted it. "This is welfare, understand?" The lip corner arched, revealing china white's teeth and laughing upside down.

Bai Tingjun's figure flashed in front of his eyes. When he looked intently, Feng Tianyi got close, spit on his face, and his ice-blue eyes were full of banter.

The screams of the girls had a chain reaction, and the shutter sounded one after another. He was trapped in the wind and the world, so nervous that he couldn't move.

But Bai Tingyun was moved.

Wind escape with a consternation, he rode on Bai Tingjun in less than ten seconds, and was gradually resisted by something with a sense of existence.

"Who turned off the air conditioner? Is it to kill the emperor? " Tian feng easily got up, took off his fur cloak, threw it on Bai Tingjun, and turned out of the studio.

Eight,

Bai Tingyun is quite depressed.

Feng Tianyi promised Xue Feishuang to join cos club in order to tease Yi Fuling. Feng Tianyi mastered so many strange [striding out] postures [/striding out] knowledge in order to tease Yi Fuling. He has nothing to do from beginning to end, just thinking about Feng Tianyi's wet dream.

He dreamed that Feng Tianyi was sitting on his lap, similar to that day, except that he was naked.

He is like a baby, and his color is as bright red as this man's lips. Then tian feng lifted his mosaic with slender and beautiful fingers and sat down slowly.

When he woke up panting, he felt that the sky was falling, but he turned down from the bed with a sigh and washed his underwear.

What the fuck is this mess?

How can I swear?

Don't even think about it.

Nine,

Bai Tingjun quietly asked Yi Fuling about her relationship with Feng Yi.

He doesn't surf the Internet, brush Weibo or visit his friends. He doesn't know that there is a word called "scheming cock", which can be used to describe his scheming boy, who is obviously a rival in love but pretends to be close to his brother.

Yi Fuling didn't call Feng Tianyi, but at least she could keep it a secret, but she couldn't hold her intimate brother's persuasion. I have to say that it was because one day she happened to meet Feng Tianyi who was hiding from crying.

"I didn't expect such an arrogant person to hide and cry secretly." Yi Fuling said, sitting on the ground, holding his knees in his hands, burying his face, and looking up at Bai Tingyun, "Well, he was in such a posture at that time, crying like a child."

He has seen Feng Tianyi's smiles, triumphant, arrogant and cunning, but he can't imagine what that person should look like when he cries. He only knows that he is uncomfortable, and he doesn't know whether he is more distressed or jealous.

Until they hooked up as traitors, Bai Tingyun was still worried that "only Yi Fuling had seen Feng Tianyi's true feelings".

Naturally, he can't bear to be sad and sad, so

Once, I was very keen on watching DVD with Feng Tianyi.

All kinds of tragedies.

What are the tears to see? From the tragic world of La Traviata, the Titanic Pearl Harbor, we can see the Tangshan earthquake, an empty ocean paradise.

Feng Tianyi lacks interest, but always stays with him on the sofa for two hours.

I just never cried, and often I didn't even have a moving expression.

Several times, I fell asleep on the back of the sofa.

Bai Tingjun gently turned off the TV, and then gently moved Feng Tianyi's head to his lap to rest.

The years are quiet, but there is always a little regret.

One day, however, he got his wish and saw the wind and tears.

He stung me.

Ten,

On the day when the exhibition ended, the club held a party.

A group of young people started drinking when they were high, and the wind was easy. They drank all the wine, but the quantity was pitiful.

As for Bai Tingyun, he always said that he could not drink. He was forced to drink more than a dozen bottles of ice cream, and his face was not red.

After midnight, Du Refei offered to send the girls home to several boys in Lingling. Bai Tingjun see drunken feather really squinting giggle winner, hooked by his curved corners of the mouth heart itch, heard himself swallowed saliva, said a sentence:

"Then I'll blow the air."

I didn't notice this junior's reluctant expression when I took over.

Eleven,

Feng Tianyi lives in a high-end residential area.

He remembered Yi Fuling's words that day:

"Your brother, you don't look good, and you have money at home. In fact, he is very poor. His parents died in a car accident when he was very young. His uncle is his guardian. Although he will not abuse him, his discipline is very strict and he hardly feels the warmth of his family. After graduation, he will inherit the Shi Feng enterprise, but several major shareholders refused to accept him and have been making small moves under his eyes, even Xue Feishuang's brother. "

My heart ached, and I turned my eyes to see the innocent smile on my shoulder, with a person under one arm, holding Feng Tianyi's finger and pressing the fingerprint lock.

The interior decoration is luxurious, but there are no fireworks.

Feng Tianyi was helped to lie on the bed, and he knelt down to help people take off their shoes. When he looked up, the moonlight shone on the man's face. He was looking into Bai Tingyun's eyes, clear and transparent, not sad or happy.

Twelve,

Bai Tingjun missed a beat and slowly stood up straight. After a while, he said, "Go to sleep, then I'll go."

Feng Tianyi frowned and tried to stand up on his elbow, but failed twice. Bai Tingyun said, "Lie down and don't get up to see me off."

Wind escape seems angry, slamming a pair of sheets, with a bang, and covering his mouth with one hand.

He didn't realize this, so he quickly picked people up and carried them to the bathroom. Before turning on the light, Feng Tianyi rushed forward and knelt on the floor tile and hugged the toilet to vomit.

Sounds like you're going to throw up.

Bai Tingjun squatted beside him to pat people on the back.

"... uncomfortable. "

Such as vomiting finally stopped, the wind collapsed at his side, relying on his panting for a good half-day, just muttering that.

Start undressing again.

Bai Tingjun was so scared that Feng Tianyi unbuttoned his shirt one by one, exposing his ivory skin inch by inch. From the back of the neck to the back, the two shoulder blades were covered with symmetrical muscles, which stretched tightly. Further down, his thin waist line reached into his pants.

Feng Tianyi threw his shirt to the ground and stood up with his shoulders propped up. His ring finger is shaking, go and unbutton his jeans.

This man's hands are very white, his nails are neatly trimmed, round and slender, elastic, with a man's unique sense of bone, and will not appear feminine. Bai Tingyun remembers that on the campus BBS, there was once a little girl who posted posts specially, all of which were close-ups of Feng Tianyi's hands.

The front door of jeans was open, and it was slowly pulled down, revealing a black edge. Under the black edge was white underwear, and a bulging ball was wrapped between my legs.

Someone once left a message in the post "This grinding goblin!"

But the goblin didn't know the trouble brought to Bai Tingjun, twisted his waist and pulled his leg out of his trouser leg with difficulty. Finally, he stumbled backwards, or Bai Tingjun subconsciously reached out and caught him.

Bai Tingjun stood up with his knees propped up, and the blood vessels oppressed him for too long. After he stood up straight, his eyes turned black for a few seconds. When he came to his senses, Feng Tianyi squatted under the shower with his hands around his knees, his face buried in his arms, and his underwear was still on. Water dripped from the waist nest along the arched back line, and the white cloth was wet and transparent, sticking to the bottom and sticking to two petals, which was more exciting than naked.

At this time, the white students were afraid to bow their heads, because Guo Xuwei was in awe of the winner's direction and needed to be fed.

Although the brain has been seriously short of blood supply, it was discovered by Bai Tingjun.

The man hasn't moved since he turned on the shower. He seems to have fallen asleep?

He remembered that Yi Fuling once complained to him in disgust:

"Feng Tianyi is a Virgo!"

Thirteen,

The next day, Feng Tianyi, who was awakened by the aroma, had no impression of what happened the night before.

Bai Tingyun wore an apron and walked out of his kitchen until he reached the table.

Bai Tingjun put a casserole in the middle of the table. "Don't you remember? We went out to play yesterday, and you drank too much. "

Wind winner twisted the eyebrow peak "psst ... forgot ..." I have a splitting headache, and I don't forget to flirt with Bai Tingjun "? I didn't do anything to you, did I? "

It's rare to have a good time, but I don't know what I think, and I feel uncomfortable according to my temple expression.

Bai Tingjun's face turned red, fascinated.

He coughed twice and silently lifted the lid of the casserole. Milky mist rose from the pot and pulled it away in the air, and Mi Xiang pounced on the wind and the sky.

"Mama of ..." Feng Tianyi was surprised, and her eyes were always lazy. "Bai Tingyun, are you a snail girl?"

Fourteen,

In fact, it was Bai Tingyun's first cooking.

Of course he won't tell Feng Tianyi.

If you open Bai Tingjun's WeChat at this time, you will see that the nearest contact ID is "the other shore flower", which is the nanny invited by his mother.

15,

From that day on, the relationship between the two people is close. Feng Tianyi will still have Doby Bai Tingjun from time to time, although Bai Tingjun is not sure whether Feng Tianyi knows that he is teasing.

But he is not satisfied with the state of waking up every morning.

I am even more dissatisfied when I see the sunny state.

16,

Feng Yi seems to be born a lover, and a pair of tiny peach eyes are full of romantic feelings. Do nothing, find a marriage, and whoever follows him will be willing to drown in it.

Yes, there are also stupid men.

Bai Tingyun, who is also one of the two leading universities in Star University, is far from his ability to attract bees and butterflies.

He never envied anyone before, but now he envies everyone around him like an evil spirit.

There is a saying that even if the wind blows by you, I will be jealous.

Seventeen,

It is absolutely accidental that quarrels turn into love. He just can't stand Feng Tianyi's frivolous smile at the girl who handed the love letter.

You can be together if you like. You can refuse if you don't like it. Why do you want to touch people's hair without saying yes?

He stepped into the club office, it was still early, and there was no one except Feng Tianyi and Mimi. Feng Tianyi inadvertently raised his head, looked at Bai Tingjun's expressionless face and smiled again.

Instead, he smiled more brightly than his sister, and sent her away and came to him.

"Don't you like Linger?" ? "Why are you still so difficult for others?" ? "Is that how you play with other people's feelings?" ? "Are you proud to see others fall in love with you?"

Feng Tianyi was shocked and his smile did not fade. He remained at the corner of his mouth and sneered, "No, Bai Tingyun, what position are you questioning?"

Bai Tingyun was speechless and later said, "I am Linger's brother."

Feng Tianyi scoffed, as if not surprised by his answer, and left a sentence, "You deserve to be single." Turn around and go.

Without taking two steps, he was dragged back by Bai Tingjun.

Bai Tingyun has a wide shoulder and a long body, and a big palm. He grabbed Feng Tianyi's wrist and tied it stubbornly in a circle.

The winner Li was a little surprised, raised his chin and raised his eyebrows, which turned out to be a face of watching a play.

Bai Tingyun doesn't like the way he always stays out of it, but an untimely idea flashed through his mind: Feng Tianyi's wrist is quite thin.

He remembered that night at tian feng Yi's house, when the young man took off his clothes. In fact, Feng Tianyi was just born tall with a small skeleton. When he was drunk and unconscious, he held a thin waist, and even his shoulders seemed to be no wider than Yi Fuling.

I had so many distractions that I forgot what I wanted to do when I took Feng Tianyi.

Close enough to count each other's eyelashes, he took Feng Tianyi's face and bowed his head and kissed it.

Feng Tianyi was puzzled at first, but he opened his eyes wide and looked at Bai Tingjun's quiet drooping eyelids. He closed his eyes.

Feng Tianyi prided himself as a great master since childhood, but he always looked at Feng Shui. He is always on top, waiting for idle people to look down on him. He enthusiastically chased Yi Fuling. To put it bluntly, it is a general pattern of' woman, you have successfully attracted my attention', just like playing.

So this is his first kiss.

As for Bai Tingyun, a good student who has to make a mobilization speech under the national flag from time to time, he regards puppy love as a scourge.

But inexperienced men will instinctively get together.

At first, it was just lip-to-lip, and the lips were soft and plump with coolness, which tasted a bit like jelly.

Bai Tingyun is so sweet as to breathe fire. He couldn't help encircling each other's waist and deepening the kiss. His waist sagged, just embedded in his arm.

Winner hooked his neck, and their tongues wandered in their mouths, and their lips and teeth gnawed at different angles. No one was to be outdone.

When they finally separated, their breathing was uneven. Feng Tianyi's arm is still hanging in the middle of his neck, and his lips are shiny and obviously swollen. Look down at the stiff legs at your feet, and then look up at Bai Tingyun, smiling like a crescent moon and misty-eyed.

"I thought you liked that girl Yi Fuling."

"... me too. "