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Will relatives laugh at one of them because he has no money?

definitely not ...

Teacher physical education class said: I will punish the boy for wearing jeans in class next time, and I will punish the girl for standing upside down if she wears a skirt again. If you don't believe me, you can't be cured. All the audience fainted. ...

I'm struggling again, and the only thing that emerges is your face. I know you are the best for me. I can't hold on without you. I've been waiting for you, so I beg you! I forgot to bring the stool paper. Come on!

I have been absent-minded these days. I don't eat well and I'm not sleepy. I can't stop thinking about you-when will you treat me to the meal you owe me?

Seeing your devil-like figure, angelic face and delicate curves, I am hungry to possess you-Coca-Cola!

It takes five minutes to wait for a subway, three hours to watch a movie, three hours for a short moon, one year for spring, and a lifetime to miss someone, but it takes one second to say a word of concern: it's cold, put more grass in your nest.

Are you ready for my new year's red envelope? Press when you are ready, and press when I say yes ... Good friend, I will accept it!

You are the wind, I am the sand, you are the leather shoes, I am the brush, you are the gourd, I am the melon, you are the steak, I am the fork, and I am the thorn! I will insist! I will insist!

You introduce a girlfriend: her skin is white and red, her figure is full, and her favorite dress is double-breasted and I don't know who it is. Sows know that.

The first time I saw you, I was deeply attracted by you. I have an impulse to take you home. I long to hold you to sleep every night. When I wake up in the morning, I can see you beside me … pillow.

Finally, I understand that I am the one you are looking for, and you are waiting for my appearance. When you called me, I was already in no way back, and my mind was blank. I had to go to you, the traffic police.