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How to comfort your girlfriend when menstruation comes?
1, you are the oldest when you have your period. I will listen to you.
2. I'm here, baby, don't be sad.
3. Drink more hot water. Do you want something to eat? I'll buy it for you after this time.
4. I heard that when girls have menstrual pain, warming their stomachs can relieve the pain. How about I put my hand on her stomach to keep you warm?
5. Drink some brown sugar water. Don't take a cold bath. Take care of yourself. Don't worry me. Drink more hot water. Nuanbao
6. Does it hurt? Let me go with you and wait for me!
7. I soaked in brown sugar water. I'll bring it to you later, and you can drink it while it's hot.
8, these days you go to bed early, don't drink, don't sing, don't eat what you shouldn't eat, I will supervise you well!
Don't touch the cold, let me do it. Call me if you need to do anything.
10, tell me if it hurts, and I'll get the medicine for you.
1 1. Seeing that you are so sad, I wish it was me who had my period! Or if you can give me half the pain.
12, I heard that girls don't even have a sharp tool for typing when they have menstrual pain. Take a rest first and wait for me to accompany you!
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