Humorous jokes about missing.

Once I suddenly thought of going swimming and bought a pair of cheap swimming trunks in the supermarket, because there was no other color, only red. As a result, I didn't expect the swimming trunks to fade. When I was soaking in the pool, a wisp of red came out of my lower body and rippled in the water ... An uncle swam past me, looked at the red "blood" under me and looked at my bare upper body. For an instant, his expression was very contradictory. ...

I didn't pay attention to washing the dishes. I dropped it on the floor. Fortunately, except for a corner on the side, it became a small gap. Then continue to wash the dishes. I didn't notice my right hand. I crossed the gap ... it broke. I thought: Is it really that fast? I can break my hand. Then I tried it with my left hand and it broke. I thought to myself, that was fast. If this bowl is used for eating, it will soon be miserable. Then nc, I tried it with my mouth ... my lip was broken ...

Tell me more about my childhood! Everyone knows the big 28 bicycles with beams! When I was four or five years old, I used to sit directly on the beam of my father's bike and sit sideways. After a long time, my feet would be numb and uncomfortable! Last time I went to grandma's house, I suggested sitting in the back seat, because my feet wouldn't get numb! Agreed! Haha, let's go! ! As a result, when I arrived at my destination, something terrible happened … Dad forgot me, took my leg off from behind and kicked me away …?

My wife is on a business trip and hasn't come back for several days. In the afternoon, when she was in the meeting, she secretly sent me a short message. The leader next to him slept like a dead pig. It was so funny. As a result, the telecom problem was sent to my mobile phone in the middle of the night. I almost jumped down from the upstairs. ...