What funny jokes make you laugh?

1. My mother and I took the subway, and I was playing with my mobile phone. A Xiong Haizi next to me slapped my mobile phone off, and then he immediately retreated to his mother's arms. His mother said: he is still a child and not sensible. After that, you stopped answering my phone and apologizing or something. I picked up the phone without saying anything, and then patted the little boy on the back of the head. The little boy cried at that time, and his mother immediately became anxious. I retracted directly into my mother's arms, and my mother came over and said, He is still a child and is not sensible.

2. Mom puts the household registration book in a conspicuous place so that her daughter can steal a certificate or something. Can I say that you are all weak? My mother directly stuffed the household registration book into my bag and said more than once: Daughter, take it with you. In case any blind person has a crush on you, just get a certificate directly. Don't look back at your efforts to get your household registration book home. Let people regret it.

When I was shopping with my girlfriend, I passed a lottery ticket. My girlfriend insisted on dragging me in and said that I felt lucky to buy lottery tickets today. After listening to this, I smiled and said, "How to spend10 million?" The girlfriend replied without thinking: "If we really win 10 million, we don't have to make do. Let's each find a better 5 million. " Me. . .