Humorous jokes about bragging about your drinking capacity

1. I would rather have a hole in my stomach than a crack in my relationship.

2. Drink wine when meeting close friends, and recite poems to those who meet you.

3. From hundreds of rivers to the East China Sea, when will I drink again? If you don’t drink now, you will be sad in the future.

4. Great circulation of commodity economy, openness and invigoration. Classic quotes about drinking.

5. If you fall down as soon as you drink, your official position will be hard to secure.

6. A man who doesn’t drink is like a dog, a man who doesn’t smoke is like a eunuch, a woman who doesn’t put on makeup lives in vain, and a woman who doesn’t smoke lives in vain.

7. The host raised his glass and said to those present: "Women, please speak louder, and all men will go in."

8. Drink nine quantities in one drink, and focus on training.

9. The east wind blows, the war drums thunder, who is afraid of drinking today!

10. Drinking makes the masses roll their eyes, drinking makes the unit lack of funds; drinking makes the wife shed tears, and sleep back to back at night , when the complaint was brought to the Discipline Inspection Commission, the secretary waved his hand: It doesn’t matter whether you can drink or not, we are drunk every day!

11. Standing with your legs up, drinking does not count.

12. I hate drinking, but I like the person who can make me drink.

13. If you don’t know how to drink, you will have no future.

14. As long as you have it in your heart, tea can also be regarded as wine.

15. The market economy engages in competition, so quickly drink a glass of wine.

16. Only drink drinks, not the boss.

17. A person who is petty is not a gentleman, and a person who is not poisonous is not a husband.

18. If a man doesn’t drink, he will walk in this world in vain.

19. If you have deep feelings, you will feel stuffy in one mouthful; if you have shallow feelings, you will lick it; if you have thick feelings, you will not drink enough; if you have weak feelings, you will not be able to drink; if you have strong feelings, you will bleed after drinking.

20. The lady clinks glasses with the leader: The leader is at the top and I am at the bottom. You can choose as many as you want.

21. If you run away halfway, it’s still too early for promotion.

22. When you meet a close friend, a thousand cups of wine is too little. Drink a lot without talking.

23. If a man doesn’t drink, he can’t make good friends.

24. Love is always the same across thousands of rivers and mountains, how about one less drink?

25. Leading the whole process, leading in the future.

26. The sky is blue, the sea is blue, one cup at a time.

27. There are no clouds in the sky and drought on the ground. The cup just now cannot be counted.

28. Can drink without losing, leader secretary.

29. For small happiness, touch along the wall; for big happiness, drag along the floor.

30. Drink as much as you can. If you can’t drink, run away.

31. How can one walk around the world without drinking.

32. We are all close friends when we get together. Let me drink some soothing wine first.

33. It’s hard to find talents if you drink too much.

34. Wine and meat pass through the intestines, but friends remain in the heart!

35. If you want others to not know, unless you toast.

36. If you want your guests to drink well, you have to drink it first!

37. Six sixes! Two brothers are good! Who is afraid of whom? Turtles are afraid of hammers. !

38. If you have wine today, you will be drunk today, and you will be worried tomorrow.

39. If you don’t drink too much, you are afraid of being embarrassed, so you should restrain yourself not to drink.

40. People will get drunk when they drink, otherwise the master will be ashamed.

41. Spicy wine to wash teeth, beer as tea.

42. I get drunk on revolutionary wine every day, my eyes are red, my stomach is damaged, my hands and feet are soft, and my memory is greatly impaired.

43. One, two, and two ounces rinse your mouth, three ounces and four ounces are not counted as wine, five ounces and six ounces are walking on the wall, and seven ounces and eight ounces are still roaring.

44. Drinking makes a hero brave and refuses to be controlled by his wife.

45. When the person who persuades you to drink gets up and makes a toast, the person being persuaded will say: "If you lift your buttocks, you will drink again", which means that the person who persuades you to drink will drink again. At this time, the person who persuades you to drink should respond: "If you move your buttocks, it means you have to drink again." respect".