Funny phrases to wish someone a happy marriage

1. Humorous wedding blessings

Classic funny wedding blessings 1:

If you bow to heaven and earth once, you will suffer from your wife’s anger; if you bow to the high hall twice, I will sleep. She sleeps on the bed on the floor; husband and wife worship each other, working hard for her and busy for her; alas~~~I am a sheep, she is a wolf...

Classic funny wedding blessings 2:

A paper tiger and a Mickey Mouse light flowers and candles and live together; one becomes a young husband and the other will be a mother in the future; Lululu, what a blessing - I wish the young couple a happy marriage!

Classic Funny Wedding Blessings 3:

Marriage is the tomb of love, but don’t be sad, everyone will eventually go to the grave, don’t worry, Amen!

Four classic funny wedding blessings:

Congratulations on finding your soul mate for the first time. Marriage is a major event in life. I believe you will make the wisest decision. With the crystallization of love and the birth of a lovely baby, don’t forget to treat me to oily rice!

Classic Funny Wedding Blessings Five:

Love is when someone cares about you, someone cares about you, someone wants you to be happy, and someone misses you all day long. Brother, you finally got your wish today.

Six classic funny wedding blessings:

Congratulations, the man finally figured it out, and the woman finally looked away.

Seven classic funny wedding blessings:

Looking forward to the endless road of marriage, make good calculations, and the prices of oil, salt, sauce and vinegar will keep rising.

Classic Funny Wedding Blessings 8:

Brothers and sisters, let us wait and see, and watch the lady turn into a beautiful woman, and the strange man become a husband. 2. What are some sentences to congratulate others on their marriage?

If you give me a period of glory, I will give you a world full of flowers.

2. He looked at me from a distance, his eyes as distant and sad as a rainy day.

3. Our fire will ignite the world.

4. Ten years of life and death are so vast that you will never forget them without thinking about them. Thousands of miles of lonely tomb, no place to speak of desolation.

5. When we were children, we laughed when we cried. When we grow up, we laughed when we cried.

6. The relationship has always been shallow, but the love is deep.

7. The mandarin ducks and butterflies leaning quietly on both sides of the window, they fly away - "Red Line" by faye

8. The mourning grass is horizontal and clear in the evening, half of the city is willow-colored and half of the flute is playing.

It is in vain to turn green wax into ruby ????and there will be no memory of each other in clothes and hats.

9. Brother, I wish you a life that is worse than death and wandering around.

10. Memories are lost in the remaining years.

11. Live in this precious world, with gentle waves and strong sunshine - Haizi

12. See the world clearly and then love it - Romain Rolland

13. For a long time, we have been unruly and perverse

13. It’s over, everything is just a process of blooming.

14. Love is a curse, we will all become devils. ——"Winter"

15. Under such redemption, life extends with dignity.

16. Time ruins youth year after year.

17. I miss my seventeen years old when I was parked on my bicycle.

18. Missing is a ritual, and real memories are innate.

19. Have the simplest life and the most distant dream, even if the weather is cold and the road is long and the horse is dead.

20. The sun is still far away, but there must be the sun

21. What we lose in our years is a mood.

22. Real loneliness is very real

23. I hate that you fill my summers so wantonly

24. You must work hard 25. That's all mean to be. This is fate

26. After a long struggle, the sadness is refined into transparency

27 , My left hand is a firefly with a photographic memory, and my right hand is a long meditation of ten years.

28. Fenghua is a finger of quicksand, and old age is a period of time.

2. What I miss is not you, but the fatal past you gave me.

3. You forget to remember, I forget to forget.

4. The broken promises, the yesterday that cannot be put together again.

5. Imprints of different shades, memories made with a smile.

6. The most painful pain is forgiveness, and the darkest pain is despair.

7. It is you who makes my waiting pale and makes my persistence ironic.

8. I can only forget the scenery along the way.

9. If I fall in love with your smile, how should I collect it and how should I own it?

10. They all say that they learn to cherish something after losing it. In fact, loss after cherishing is the most painful.

11. We practice smiling all the time, and finally become people who dare not cry.

12. In fact, wine is not intoxicating. It just reminds people of the terrible past when drinking.

13. Remember, one rainy day, you said you would love me very much, and now, it rains again, taking away all our vows...

14 Gorgeous turn, Gorgeous tears, gorgeous saying, I don’t love you.

15. Use the deepest hurt to express the deepest love.

16How can you let go of the hand you held, and the tenderness will be taken away by you.

17. Sometimes you can only see the cleanest world by closing your eyes.

18. Looking at the world through tearful eyes, the whole world is crying.

19. Those things called love that you once gave me have long been wiped out.

20. Even though I know they are all lies, I am still moved.

21. Once upon a time, the sea was dry and the rocks were rotten, but it was no match for a good reunion and a breakup.

22. Use your life to interpret your drama.

23. Some memories linger, and some memories cannot be erased.

24. You said that time will dilute everything, and distance will make us feel better.

25. The most terrifying word in the world is not separation, but distance.

26. Crying for a long time will make you tired. This is just what others think.

27. How can I escape, the whim of fate.

28. I pretended that the past was not important, but found that I couldn’t.

29. I once thought you were oxygen, but it turned out to be just a farce.

30. One person is afraid of being alone, and two people are afraid of being let down.

31. It’s obvious that you made a mistake, so why pretend to be sad.

32. If you don’t love me, don’t touch me.

33. There is only one heart between us.

34. Fireworks are easy to get cold, and people and things are easy to separate, but you ask me again if I am still waiting.

35. I originally thought that the greatest thing is friendship, but even friendship is so humble.

36. My charm alone cannot compare to the sweetness of the two of you.

37. Every time I deceive myself, I do it perfectly.

38. It was us in the past, but it is you and me now.

39. There is an ending called destiny, and there is a kind of heartache called endless.

3. Funny Wedding Wishes

1. The three great joys of life, dear sister, on your wedding day, let me sincerely wish you a happy wedding. May love overflow in your sweet life, so that in the future Every day is as glorious and joyful as today!

2. I heard that you got married recently. The bride is a perfect match for you. She has a plump figure and fair and rosy skin, so everyone says that you are a perfect couple. Congratulations on finding your soul mate for the first time in your life. Marriage is a major event in life. I also believe that you will make the wisest decision. When the time comes, you will have the crystallization of love and give birth to a lovely baby. Don’t forget to treat me to it. Oily rice!

3. Congratulations! Saying goodbye to being single also means that you have really found true love. As your sister, I am really happy and wish you sweetness and happiness. Be careful not to become a yellow-faced woman~

4. He is the lyrics, you are the score, and the two of you are a harmonious song. A match made in heaven, the luan and the phoenix sing in harmony. A millennium brings a thousand-year relationship, a hundred-year body accompanies a hundred-year sleep. A gifted man is born with a beautiful man, and he only envy mandarin ducks but not immortals. 4. Personalized and funny wedding blessings

1. Hand over the passbook password readily, successfully collect the love letter of first love, and use the feat of marriage to bring the greatest encouragement to all singles! Happy wedding to you.

2. I wiped Aladdin’s magic lamp, and the genie came out, so I said to the genie: Please let my brother and my sister-in-law be in love and love forever! Let’s grow old together!

3. A paper tiger and a Mickey Mouse, light flowers and candles, and live together; one becomes a husband and the other a future mother, lolulu, so happy! I wish the young couple a happy marriage!

4. You are about to get married. Without further ado, I will just give you three firsts: first for your wife at home, first for your family outside the home, first for making money after marriage, pay attention to your health at work, and wish your whole family happiness. If you give birth to a precious son early, you will be blessed with good luck! Happy wedding!

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