Funny dialogue joke Daquan short hilarious 1, a student can't understand "Summer" and finds the teacher, "Teacher, what is this reading?

1. A student can't understand Xia. Ask a teacher. "Teacher, what is this?" "Xia (ho)." "What?" "Xiamen" students came back: "What is it?"

2. Q: Where have you been? A: The Great Wall, the Yellow River, the South China Sea and Hainan. Q: What do you think of this place? The Great Wall is very long, the Yellow River is yellow, the South China Sea is in the southernmost part, and Hainan is a sea.

3. "How old are you today at the job fair? Why did you join our company? A: I don't know. Q: Where did you know about our company? A: I heard! Q: Who said that? A: I don't know. The boss was a little dizzy and asked, I don't know anything Why did you come to our company? A: I want to study in your company. "

I am responsible for showing the structure after work. I got dressed today and stabbed my neck. I feel uncomfortable. I am chatting with my colleagues. What happened to my neck? A: There is something wrong with the hinge. Q: Is it related to clothes? Answer: Well, the clothes have burrs (mold demoulding phenomenon).

5, a buddy QQ chat, see a classmate asked me realistically, ask: chat? Answer: if you don't talk, your classmates are depressed: Isn't it the real Q me? Answer: Yes, Q: Then why not chat? Answer: I am too busy to change.

6. When a passenger arrives at a place for the first time, he takes a bus to a strange place, stands next to the driver and asks, Is this the station? A: No, ten minutes later, I asked, Are you there? Answer: No, the passenger asked all the way, but the driver kept answering no. Finally, I arrived at the terminal and asked: How did you stop? A: We arrived at the station. Q: I said so-and-so station A: I didn't hear you clearly. I heard you've been asking about the TV station.

7. I went to the station to see my classmates off. After I left, I called and asked, Did you get on the bus? I replied: immediately, after a while, my classmates got on the bus and called and asked: Did you get on the bus? I replied, yes. Q: Do you have all your luggage? Answer: Gee, you made me forget what I brought.

8. A rural buddy went to the city, didn't know where to buy cigarettes, and asked a friend. A friend said that where there is wine, there are cigarettes. This guy came to a hotel not long after he left. Excuse me, is there greater China? No, is there a double happiness? No, Yellow Crane Tower? No, man, I'm depressed. I have no cigarettes. What hotel should I open?

9. Line up to cook in the canteen after work at noon today. When I waited for the classmate in front, it happened to be gone, so I had to eat the set meal. This is a tragedy. When I arrived, it happened to be gone. I got it. It's even more tragic. Later, I went to eat and found that the food of the classmate who made the overseas set meal directly was much better. Then I added: Sadly, when I was eating, I found that other people's food was longer than my own.

10. My mother bought a dozen quail eggs for her three-year-old son and said, "Son, eat the eggs quickly!" The son said in surprise, "Mom is so stupid, why do you want to buy such a small egg?" "This is not an egg. This is a quail egg. This is a bird egg. " I saw my son running into the yard and running in circles with open arms. The father asked, "What are you doing?" "I'm going to take off and go to the sky with my mother to buy' bird eggs'."

1 1. One day, my colleague said: I want to seal the world. I asked: Why? She said, I can stay inside because it's all sealed.

12, rural people say to go to the toilet. One day, an uncle came out of the toilet just to let a child see the child: go to the toilet. Grandpa is very angry: I go to the toilet, but you want to call me an idiot

13, the woman asked, "Do you love me?" The man replied, "Love!" Nvxi: "Are you willing to die for me?" The man replied, "No!" Female anger: "Why?" The man replied, "you will be sad when I die!" So I'd rather you die first! Keep that sadness to yourself! "

14, q: what will happen to you after six bottles of beer? A: Ask the waiter for another bottle.

15, the slogan says: "No sale, no killing." I would say, "Without buying and selling, there would be no world."

16, q: how do you react when someone bumps into you in the street and says "I'm Ronaldo"? A: Hit him back. You can tell my friends later that I also played C Ronaldo!

17, "I went to the mall to buy silver jewelry, and there was no salesperson at the counter, so I asked the salesperson at the next counter,' Excuse me, is the salesperson there?' I saw the man shouting at the back:' The silver-haired prostitute came out to see the guests.' "

18, m: (Chatting on the Internet) Can I hold your hand if I meet you? Woman: Really? How about I send you a bunch of roses when we meet? W: I'll be very happy. M: I will love you with my actions in the future, ok? Woman: Great, sensible, son. Male: ......

19. Someone invited the deaf and the blind to the theater. After watching it, they asked how they felt. The deaf man said, "Nothing, but there is no sound." The blind man said, "I'm anxious to wait, but it hasn't opened yet."

20. Man: "I love you like a mouse loves rice! Will you marry me? " Woman: "Even if I were a grain of rice, I wouldn't let rats ruin my reputation!" " ! You are dreaming! "