Classic jokes, stories and reasons

Classic joke story and truth 1: Brother, you go forward boldly.

The pain of breaking off an engagement

Lin, the platoon leader, won the second-class merit in national defense construction to save his comrades, but his right ear was injured and his scar hung from the right frontal angle to the gills like an earthworm. He wrote a letter telling his fiancee the truth about Liu Nenmei's disability. She works as a shop assistant in rural supply and marketing cooperatives. They were booked by her sister when platoon leader Lin visited relatives the year before last. Liu Nenmei wrote back: I can't marry a man with a broken face! It's like a knife inserted into platoon leader Lin's heart. He cried bitterly and wrote a letter to his mother: My son is disabled on business, now? The disfigured man? . My sister offered to break up with her, so let her go! My son is determined to live alone all his life.

Strange letters from home

Since then, platoon leader Lin has received a letter from his mother every few days, which is full of statements that surprised him: azaleas are red, yellow, white and purple, and the girl's heart is colorful, greedy for money, loving appearance and loving heroism. Seeing her son's heroic deeds in the newspaper, the mother stuck the newspaper in her heart, just like holding her son? Son, don't torture yourself. You have rendered meritorious service to your country, and your mother is honored. Relax, son, you can find a good wife and mother. Look, how does this sound like a rural woman who can't read?

Look carefully, the font is dignified and beautiful, strange, who is the ghostwriter? Lin Paichang wrote to ask who the ghostwriter was, and the reply was: It is very important to communicate with relatives, so why do you need public security investigators?

Go home and solve puzzles

This invisible man aroused the strong interest of platoon leader Lin, and he went home to visit relatives to find out. Mother told him happily: It's Xiao Juan, have you forgotten? She is the eldest daughter of the village family and a primary school teacher. When you visited your house during the Spring Festival the year before last, didn't she take a group of children beating gongs and drums to hang a plaque of military honor for our family? You talked for a long time!

Oh, it's her. Lin Paichang remembers that she is handsome and cheerful. Revealed the mystery, Lin platoon leader's heart is cold, he is not suitable for her. Thinking of this, he was actually at ease.

Unexpectedly, Xiao Juan take the initiative to find you. Seeing her mother's warm treatment, platoon leader Lin briefly met and retreated to the back room. Xiao Juan smiled generously and readily: Brother Shan Qing, you still put on airs after making great contributions and look down on the country? The king of children? Is it? Captain Lin had to meet him: Mr. Fang is here, welcome, welcome. Xiao Juan jokingly said, "Brother Shanqing, have you come back to check the handwriting to solve the case?" ? She spoke so bluntly and sincerely that the atmosphere soon came alive.

For a long time, Xiao Juan said that her brother would get married tomorrow, and she invited her good friend Lin Paichang to meet her relatives. According to rural customs, an elder sister who takes her boyfriend to attend her younger brother's wedding is regarded as her future brother-in-law. Lin platoon leader refused: thank you, I still won't go, with this respect. Xiao Juan lightly chastised: You broke your face and made great contributions to saving more than a dozen comrades. Very glorious. What is there to feel inferior about? I'm afraid people will talk about it. I'll accompany you and escort you, okay? Lin Paichang's mother was so happy that she promised for her son.

The sun is a bamboo pole away from the top of Dongshan Mountain, and the mother is anxious to urge her son to go on the road. Lin Paichang put on his military uniform, strolled uneasily out of the house, walked two miles, and saw Liu Jin, a middle school classmate who worked as an accountant in the township government, waving to him from a distance under the camphor tree at the intersection. It turned out that he also went to Zhao's wedding reception. Liu Jin told platoon leader Lin that there was a good show today. Wang Jian, a big transportation company in the village, will be her daughter tomorrow. He has taken a fancy to Xiao Juan and will propose to him today. He also said that Xiao Juan was made of gold and he could afford it. And Wang, the deputy head of the township, has a crush on him. He is the son of CPPCC, the county chairman, and is responsible for the culture, education and health system in the village. I'm afraid it's hard for the old man to refuse.

Platoon leader Lin felt dizzy and cold. Afraid of being involved in a complicated whirlpool, he told Liu Jinxian to go first and walk back by himself. Suddenly a sweet and crisp cry came from behind: Brother Shan Qing, how can you show me my spine? I came to pick you up in case you get into trouble. Don't worry, mom and dad. I've convinced you. Hearing this, platoon leader Lin felt warm and burst into tears. Xiao Juan accepted him generously and said, If you don't hate him, come with me. Sing softly for a while: Brother, go ahead boldly! Lin Paichang was infected and shouted, Go ahead! ?

Classic joke story and truth 2: cheat to eat

Hou Bai once went out of Beijing and met a noble son who went hunting on the way. This childe is followed by many troops, with bright flags, carrying 7788 groceries and dining tables.

Hou Bai said to his companion, We are already very hungry, so we must bring some food brought by this man.

Everyone said: he is your son, and we don't know each other. How can we eat the food he brought?

Hou Bai said: I'll handle it. Come with me.

Hou Baima caught up with him and asked your son, what's the name of the bird parked on your arm?

Your son said, that's called a kite.

What's the use?

It can catch magpies and quails.

Hou Bai pretended to be surprised and said that he didn't know it was useful. There are three or four kite nests in the Woods of our village. I'm afraid these birds are too big to reach. Since it is useful, I must leave some when I go back.

Your son was overjoyed and said, How far is your village from here?

Hou Bai said: more than twenty miles. Your son wants him to go with him at once.

Hou Bai said: We came out early in the morning and were too hungry to walk.

Your son gave him the food he brought, and even several of Hou Bai's companions had a full meal.

At this moment, your son's kite is singing. Hou Bai said: The size of the kite in our village is similar to your home, but the sound is a little different.

Your son asked him, What's that noise over there?

Hou Bai said: What is its cry? Begging for a pigeon? Begging for a pigeon? .

This turned out to be the cry of Guo Gongniao. Your son didn't know he was cheated until now, so he had to leave angrily.

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