Quoted from the 20th episode of ipartment.

Hu: It's easy for you to stand and talk. Zeng: When I was sitting, my back ached.

Hu: I often come back in the middle of the night and never meet any bad people. Lu: That's because bad people are afraid to see you.

Lu: Hearts 2! Peach blossom stands for the opposite sex, red stands for blood shed, and it never rains but it pours.

Hu: You are a gifted child. You have learned a lot in mathematics, physics and chemistry since you came back from studying abroad. Now you are actually playing gossip. Why didn't it be inferred from relativity that Wan Yu would be sucked away by time cracks?

Usually abnormal things have some very simple and clear explanations.

Chen: Don't you get it? Lu: Should I understand?

Sb: I can't take it anymore. Optimus Prime is dead. . . . . .

Lu: I woke him up and knocked him out.

Ron Artest: I am an eight-time champion. Lu: Joke, it's the first time I heard that someone called himself Bajie.

Lonely root three.

Hu: I have experience in chasing girls.

Lu: My elder sister has never been a girl.

Lu: My sister's cooking is immortal. Only when the poison looks attractive will someone want to eat it.

Hu: Are you sure this is a poem?

Lu: I just took the first step and fell into the pit. Now I just climbed out of the pit and met a fork in the road.

Guan: The Condor Heroes? What is it about? Is it the story of two eagles?

Chen: Great! I received two birthday cards. Lin: Who sent it? Chen: China Mobile and Bank of Communications.

Zeng: A good man is me, and I am! Sb: Then I have to call the police so that they can exchange it for a better one.

The owner of.

Chen: Although I want to kill you (Lu), it's a good thing I didn't do it so quickly.

Guan: Girl, it's beautiful. Lu: You like her, too? Guan: But Yang Guo doesn't know how to cherish it. His heart is broken.

There is only his aunt in the room. Lu: Actually, the little dragon girl is his aunt. Guan: Huh? It's so sinful. Yang Guo did this, his uncle.

Do you agree? Lu: To be exact, there is no such thing as an uncle. Guan: Don't tell me the plot. God, where's Yang Guo himself?

Be your own uncle?

Lu: Oh, my God! Almighty God! She got it! She finally understood!

Flash in from the left and out from the right.

Zeng: To make chocolate is to melt and solidify other people's?

Guan: If a man stumbles, a horse stumbles!

Lu: Are you crazy?

Lu: There is a saying-don't listen to the old man and die in front of me.

Lu: I'm excited when you are in trouble, and I'm sad when you laugh.

Hu: Starting today, the Dragon Boat Festival is to commemorate Qu Yuan, and Valentine's Day is to play basketball to commemorate me.

Guan: Is she on standby?

Chen: One * * * ten slaps, one was knocked off, and eleven were left.