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Humor of military officials

? Humor of military officials

Wu retired from the official position is a character in the novel The Story of Marriage to Wake the World. His real name is Wu, and pushing an official is his official position, which is equivalent to a judicial official. He was the same year as Di Chen Xi's cousin in the novel, and he was also Di Chen Xi's boss. In the last ten chapters of the novel, he wrote about his henpecked wife and humor.

When Dixie crossed the capital, he didn't take his wife Xue, but only his children who were secretly married in Beijing. I don't want Xue to travel thousands of miles away and find the official residence in Chengdu, which will upset his family. What's more, because De defied Sister Su's wishes and didn't want Hou and Zhang to enter the house, Sister Su was very upset. In the evening, when Di Chen Xi was asleep, she slipped into the study, closed the doors and windows to prevent others from coming in, and beat Di Chen Xi with 640 sticks. Di Chen Xi couldn't go to work, so she asked for leave and stayed at home for more than twenty days. Later, Xue wanted to visit the famous Haitang Building and Jinguan Building in Chengdu, but Dixichen refused, and asked him to wait for an opportunity to pour charcoal fire from Dixichen's collar with an iron, so that he had to take time off again to heal at home.

? The Chengdu magistrate is very dissatisfied with Di Chen Xi, because he always asks for leave to delay his official duties. When he heard that Di Chen Xi was beaten by his wife, he asked Wu Tuguan the cause of the incident. Wu Tuguan introduced Xue in this way: "Later it was his wife, and Tang Weng said his surname was Xue. His surname is changed at any time: when he arrives, he will change his surname to Pan, who is recognized as the daughter of Prime Minister Pan and the sister of Pan Gongzi; Now I'm not surnamed Pan, but Zhuge, and I recognize the descendants of Zhuge Wuhou. " First, she said that Xue's identity was his wife, and then she said that her surname was changing at any time. Her original name was Xue, and later she changed her name to Pan. What is the reason? There is an allusion here. There is a drama "Parrot after Su Ying" in Ming Dynasty, which tells the story of two concubines and Mei competing for favor. When framed, convicted and about to be executed, Prime Minister Pan's wife died instead and was rescued. Mei Fei became suspicious and sent someone to Pan's house to find out. The son of Prime Minister Pan hit people with a wooden stick. It is said here that Sister Xue became the daughter of Prime Minister Pan and the sister of Pan Gongzi. In fact, it implies that Sister Su has a tough attitude and wounded Dixichen with a stick. Changing her surname to Zhuge means that Zhuge Liang, a strategist in Shu, used fire to attack her husband, while Xue used charcoal fire to burn her husband in an iron pot, so Wu Tuguan said that she was a descendant of Zhuge Wuhou. The satrap heard Wu's words and thought he was joking. Wu tuiguan explained: "If you are not Pan Gongzi's sister, how can you make yourself feel great? You can't beat me with 600 dozen a month?" He didn't think it was important, so he learned Zhuge Liang's fire attack and burned Di's clothes. "It turns out that what he said is true, which surprised the satrap and others. (Di's official position is the experience of Chengdu Mansion, and he is a big official with eight products, so Wu Tuguan called him Di Experience. )

Wu tuiguan talks about Xue's renaming. In his humorous words, he exposed the fact that Di was afraid of his wife and satirized Xue's run.