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The coolest word in English

1, sometimes, needless to say, I know it is perfect.

Sometimes, needless to say, I know it is perfect.

2, you let me down, I let you even have no chance to go on stage.

You let me down, and I let you have no chance to go on stage.

For people like me, you can do nothing but spoil them.

For people like me, you can do nothing but spoil them.

The old days will eventually grow old, and there is always someone waiting for you not far ahead.

The old days will grow old, and there will always be someone waiting for you in the near future.

5, what to say good night, I hope you miss me so much that I can't sleep at night.

Good night I hope you can stay up late.

6. The things that made us cry will be said with a smile one day.

Those things that make us cry will be said with a smile one day.

7. It's a fairy tale to make a wish for one person's heart, and it's a joke not to part with each other.

Intention is a fairy tale, and growing old together is a joke.

8. I am not a Buddha, but I can harm people for life.

I am not a Buddha. I can't help all beings, but I can harm all beings.

9. Will you stop spinning around in my head? Aren't you tired?

Can you stop wandering in my mind? Aren't you tired?

10, suddenly found his conscience gone, which dog took it.

I suddenly found my conscience gone, and which dog took it away.

1 1, living in a densely populated city, but living a personal life.

Living in a densely populated city, but living a personal life.

12, everyone is responsible for their own decisions and choices.

Everyone is responsible for their own decisions and choices.

13, forgiveness doesn't have to be followed by sorry, and tears don't have to be commemorated.

Forgiveness doesn't have to be accompanied by apologies, and tears don't have to stay in memory.

14, the weather is cold, please add clothes in time, pay attention to keep warm and lustful.

The weather is cold, please add clothes in time, keep warm and think about lust.

15, it's really hard to be a man. I really envy you. There is neither wrong nor sin.

It's hard to be a man. I envy you. There is no mistake or sin.

16, it has nothing to do with high cold, I just don't need so many nodding acquaintances.

It has nothing to do with high cold. Just don't need so many nodding acquaintances.

17. From now on, I will no longer talk about eternity, but go to the meeting alone to be a temperament rogue.

From then on, he didn't talk about long-term, went to the meeting alone and became a temperament rascal.

18, no matter how rough a woman wants to have a home, I can bring a wild man.

No matter how rough a woman is, she must have a home. No matter how wild a man is, I can bear it.

19, I know everything, so I never ask anyone who left without saying goodbye.

I know all the truth, so I never ask the person who left without saying goodbye to me.

20. Every time I open my eyes in the morning, those fears come back.

When I woke up in the morning, the fear and anxiety came again.

2 1, because I broke up with the quilt this morning, and the quilt is very cold for me at the moment.

Because I broke up with the quilt this morning, the quilt is very cold for me now.

22. If life is bad to a certain extent, it will get better, because it can't be bad any more.

Life will get better if it is bad to a certain extent, because it can't be worse.

23. A person has at least one dream and one strong reason.

A person has at least one dream and a strong reason.

I really hate seeing you and her before. I'll go crazy.

I really hate seeing you and her before. I'm going crazy.

25, between men and women, there will always be ambiguity, only love.

Between men and women, there is always ambiguity before love.

I can make you prosperous or infamous.

I can bring you into this world, or I can make you infamous.

27. Hope for the best, strive for the best result and prepare for the worst.

Hope for the best and prepare for the worst.

28, be good, from ability to appearance, don't sleep too late, otherwise the dream will be very short.

Better, from ability to appearance, don't sleep too late, otherwise the dream will be short.

29. Summer is just not good. When I was poor, I didn't even have to drink the northwest wind.

Summer is not good. When I was poor, I didn't even have to drink the northwest wind.

If one day I give up, please remember that it is because you don't care.

If one day I give up, please remember because you don't care.

3 1, whether you are two or two, two is there, no three no four.

Whether you two or not, two exist, no three no four.

I didn't know how lonely a person was until late at night and didn't want to live alone.

I don't know how lonely a person is until late at night. I don't want to live alone.

33. Love is like a poppy, which makes people addicted and hard to extricate themselves.

Love is like a poppy, which makes people addicted and hard to extricate themselves.

34. Is this what you call being strong? You run when the hooligans come.

Is this what you call being strong? When the hooligan comes, you run as usual.

I thought I was invincible, that was just my idea.

I thought I was invincible, that was just my idea.

I don't know why I live like this ghost.

I don't know why. I will live like this.

37. There is no truth that anyone owes anyone, and there is no saying that anyone can't live without anyone.

There is no truth that anyone owes anyone, and there is no saying that anyone can't live without anyone.

38. Remember, don't waste tears when wine can solve things.

Remember, wine can solve the problem, don't waste your tears.

I am like an onion. In your dish, I will always be just a side dish.

I am like an onion. In your dish, I will always be just a side dish.

40. Who has been taking care of you for so many years? I admire his courage.

Who has been taking care of you for so many years? I admire his courage.

4 1, women are not omnipotent, but without women, you can't do anything.

Women are not omnipotent, but there is nothing without women.

42, the mountain is not high, there are immortals; There is not much water, as long as you can drink it.

The mountain is not high, if there are immortals, they will be famous; If there is not much water, you can drink it.

43. Don't come to me when you are bored, or it will make me redundant.

Don't come to me when I'm bored, or I'm redundant.

44. My ears are not trash cans. Don't throw anything here.

My ears are not trash cans. Don't throw anything here.

45, stop it, only you can talk, you collapsed the Great Wall!

Don't talk. You can talk about it. The Great Wall is broken by your nagging!

46. Why is the holiday so short? Because there is no morning in the holiday.

Why is the holiday so short? Because there is no morning holiday. ..

47. It is really perseverance in bathing, endurance in washing, and explosiveness in getting up.

It really depends on the perseverance of bathing, the endurance of washing, and the explosive force of getting up.

48. Anyone who loses another person will live as usual.

Anyone who loses another person will live as usual.

49. Life won't spoil you. If you want to be abandoned, you must live up to your expectations!

Life won't spoil you. If you don't want to be abandoned, you must strive for success!

50. Take your hordes, even if you are alone in the end.

Take your hordes, even if you fight alone in the end.

5 1, I chose to forget, remember the present and look forward to the future.

I choose to forget, remember the present and look forward to the future.

52. I swear I'll chop my hand if I gamble again. I found myself a thousand-handed Guanyin.

I swear if I gamble again, I will cut off my hand. I found myself a thousand-handed Guanyin.

53. As long as I stay with you at last, the process will make me feel no pain.

As long as the ending is that you are with you, the process makes me feel no pain.

54, just a clown, gave you a smile but couldn't give me sincerity.

Just a clown. I can't give you my heart when I smile.

55, any relationship, you think strange, I won't look at you again.

Any relationship, if you are strange, I will not look at you again.

56. Without the dialogue of nutrition, I really want to pee and fertilize it.

Without nutrition dialogue, I have to pee and fertilize.

57. When I said I couldn't afford to be hurt, it was the day when your house caught fire.

When I said I couldn't afford to be hurt, it was the day your house burned down.

58. Obviously everyone has two atria, but only one person can live.

Obviously, everyone has two atria, but only one can live in it.

59. Even an immature attempt is better than a stillborn strategy.

Even an immature attempt is better than the strategy in stillbirth.

60. I care about you and you spoil me. This is the life I want.

I care about you, you get used to me, and this is the life I want.