Riddles, jokes and the evolution of Chinese characters.

1. A primary school student participated in the school recitation competition for the first time and was particularly nervous. The teacher encouraged him for a long time, but his palms were still sweating. It's finally her turn.

Pupils gritted their teeth and walked a few steps to the center of the stage: "Teachers and classmates, the topic I recited is: Red Leaf Madness (Maple Leaf).

2. As a primary school student, I am particularly envious when I see my classmates who are assigned to read the composition by the teacher. I always hoped that the teacher would let me read it. The opportunity has finally come.

"So-and-so, read your composition to everyone!"

Pupils suddenly stood up: "My teacher". Teacher, I am more like your mother.

In winter, my family often grows green onions in pots to keep them fresh and tender.

My sister saw it when she came home for the Spring Festival. She said to my mother with joy, "Hey! Mom, it's thick and green. "

My mother and I both laughed.

There is a neighbor named "Auntie" who goes to work by bike every day.

I met her at the door early in the morning. I smiled and said politely, "Grandma, Daban."

Bah! I want to bite off my tongue.

When I was a primary school student, I made a resolution at the general meeting of the whole school: "We should learn from the revolutionary spirit of the Red Army to climb snow-capped mountains and grasslands." Since then, I have been deprived of the right to political speech for life.

6. In high school, the teacher asked me to read the text at the same table. This girl has always been famous for her vivid reading, and she was reading the textbook in cadence that day. He stood on the sentry in the snowstorm, clutching a steel gun in his hand.

What we heard was.

He held his post in the snowstorm, clutching a pen in his hand.

There was silence in the class, the teacher smiled, and then all the students fell down.

I take my son to feed the ducks. He ran after the duck while scattering bread crumbs, and I ran after him with his apple (he didn't like it, so I had to take a few bites when he was distracted). He kept running, and I kept calling him, "Come and eat an apple and chase the duck!" " ! After repeating this sentence, I finally shouted, "Come and have a bite of the duck." Then I skillfully braked the car.