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What are the homophonic idioms?
Mom’s sisters--suspicious (aunt)
The crenel on the stage--no success (Putrajaya)
The whip on the stage--increased ( Fake horse)
Fire in Guanyin Hall - Miaozai (temple disaster)
Monkey Sun sits in the Golden Palace - Unlike Ren (Ren) Lord
The longevity star Target practice - old tune (gun)
The birthday girl plays the pipa - a cliché (player)
Wheat straw blowing fire - stingy (tool)
Alley To race a horse in a horse--the question (hooves) is hard to come up with
Pull the beard to cross the river--to be modest (to pull the beard) too much (to cross)
Pull the bell into the air--to dream (ring) )
Catch bees and eat honey - Tian (sweet) and shameless (thorn)
Buying camels at Huguo Temple - no such thing (city)
Sichuan peppercorns fall into the rice - trouble (rice)
Flies fly into the cow's eyes - eat when tired (tears)
Bean dregs stick to the door god - do not stick (sticky)
Bean basket fire with firewood - anxious (skip)
Dried tofu cooked with meat - there are several portions (vegetarian)
Tofu curd cooking - How can we use words (salt)
A couple hoeing the ground - regardless of (employing) people
Two hundred yuan of peanuts - some have to be peeled (peeled)
< p>Hold longevity peaches in both hands - reasonable (ceremony)Two trumpets are blown to the same tune - they want to (sound) together
Han Mei worships Yaksha - all ( Jing) See ghost
Bamboo shoots outside the garden - nephew (born)
Men don't beat their wives - good luck (couple)
Scholars write poems - yes Two hands (head)
The bald man takes off his hat - the first name (Ming Dynasty)
The girl from the He family to the Zheng family - just right (Zheng He's family)
Punching a boat in the belly - expert (navigation)
Measuring rice with a tortoise cover - what sound (liter)
Smoke coming from the rice pot - the rice is mushy
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Light mosquito coils under the bed - nothing to do (mosquito)
Frozen tofu - difficult to handle (mix)
Stir-fry hot beans in a cold pot - the noisier (fry) ), the colder
The Kitchen God sticks to the Door God - there are words (paintings) in the words (paintings)
Sand and stone beat bluestone - solid (stone) hits solid (stone)
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Boat on the beach - grounded (up) shallow
An ox without horns - fake scolding (horse)
No temple fair - don't rush (crowded)
A coffin without a bottom--not a prosperous person
Have no money to buy conch--save some (suck)
Huaierpo crosses the single-plank bridge-- The collar (tight) and (er) take risks
Hold a horse spoon in your arms--a sincere (prosperous) heart
Put cotton in your arms--a soft (warm) heart
Carrying gourds in arms - soothes (combing) the heart
Poor people buy rice - one sound (liter) of head
Poor carpenter opens business - only one sentence (saw)
The tinker fell into a somersault - sticking (iron) upside down
Zhang Tianshi went into the sea - don't (touch) the monster
Zhang Tianshi knelt in the muddy water - begged for mercy ( Sunny)
Zhang Guolao's donkey - Bubuqi (riding)
The rooster wears a hat - official (crown) upon official (crown)
Knocking soot on the chicken's head - how many (chicken) heads are angry?
Chicken pecks the ants - just right (for food)
No need for an awl to hold the soles of the shoes - really (needle) good
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Paper railings - cannot lean on
Paper stools - cannot sit on
Paper stoves - pass ( The pot) will not work
The pipa made of paper--it cannot be talked about (played)
The donkey skin stuck to the wall--it is not like talking (painting)
The kidnapper enters the hospital -- self-consciousness (foot treatment)
The frog jumps on the drum --
Understand (dong dong)
Going down the coal mine on crutches - unlucky at every step (coal)
Crossing the street with a beard - modest (pulling the beard)
The horse in the painting - Buqi (riding)
Jujube stone cutting board - few words (sawing)
Selling cloth without a ruler - bad intentions (quantity) < /p>
Selling shrimp without a scale - catching a blind person (shrimp)
The butt of a campfire bug - not a lot (bright)
A monk holding an umbrella - unable to (send) ) Wutian
The monk separated the family - troublesome (temple)
The monk sat in the cave - nothing happened (temple)
The monk dragged the wood - went out Things (temple)
The monk's house - wonderful (temple)
The monk's head - unable (to send)
The ax broke the bamboo - anxious (Section Festival)
Loading the net in the fish pond--extra (fish)
Foxes quarreling--a bunch of nonsense
Fox riding tiger-- The fox fakes (driving) the power of the tiger
The dog has horns - foreign (sheep) spirit
The dog eats tofu brain - the leisure (title) is not available
The dog eats Green grass--pretending (sheep)
Dogs eat cucumbers--wrong time (food)
A blind man makes fried dough sticks--blind (fried)
< p>Blind people wear glasses - smart (full of) intelligenceCow herders eat crabs - needless to say (with salt)
Saute pickles when fried - too leisurely (salty)
Putting a pot on the kang--renovation (stove)
Washing yellow lotus by the river--what (river) is bitter
vegetables growing in the river-- Not scorched (poured)
Oil poured into a candle - a heart (wick)
The plasterer fixes the rat - perfunctory (eye) to get the job done
The plasterer has no ash - - Waiting (brick)
The plasterer beckons - wants you (mud)
The plasterer's tile knife - light pattern (paint) surface
Mud Grass grows on the Bodhisattva's body - panic (famine)
Loach playing drums - talking nonsense (playing)
Cowardly carpenter - just one sentence (saw)
Hanging lanterns in the sky - Xuan (hanging)
Empty shuttles to mend the net - no rule (weaving)
Empty coffins for funerals - no one in the eyes (wood)
p>Place the empty steamer on the pot table - fight for the steam
Put the steamer on the shoulder - upset the (brain) fire
The needle on the wire board - hold back (Don't) write
The orchard in spring - makes sense (peaches and plums)
Looking at the fields in spring and autumn - looking for the bad guys
Glass Bodhisattva - - The man who understands (God)
Zhao Kuangyin sells steamed buns - the imperial driver personally conquers (steamed)
Zhao Kuangyin has a nosebleed - Zheng (I) is in Hong
I dug it The judge of the eyes--blind management (ghost)
The drum of the City God's Temple--ghost watch (knock)
The horse of the City God--Bu Buqi (riding)
< p>City God's bean sprouts--Gui Noo (fried)City God's Dai Xiao--Bai Ran (robe)
Licorice in the drugstore--an indispensable (taste)
Opening drawers in the drug store - looking for fun (pills)
Fire in the tea shop - Sure enough (burning)
Waving in the teahouse - Hu (pot) ) Come
The straw handle is used as a lamp-- carelessness (core)
Foaming in the grass mud pond-- laughing (fermentation)
The straw hat is used as a gong-- Can't think of it (ringing)
Fire on the grass beach - mercy (green)
Buckwheat hulls beaten into paste - neither stick (sticky)
On the vitex tree Hanging soles - pulling (thorn) skin
Sitting in the lobby with a toilet - dirty (dirty) official
Small trees with little shade - no care (shadow)
The tree fell - no shadow (shade)
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Underneath the salty meat soup - no words (salt)
Eating too much salt - no matter what the leisure (saltiness) is
Burning tofu with pickled vegetables - there are words (Salt) first
Pickled vegetables and tofu - no need to say more (salt)
Pickled vegetables dipped in miso - too heavy (salt)
The monk with a tilted head bowed and confessed--something was wrong (neck)
Lighting the noodles--there was something wrong with the (rice)
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