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What are the homophonic idioms?

Mom’s sisters--suspicious (aunt)

The crenel on the stage--no success (Putrajaya)

The whip on the stage--increased ( Fake horse)

Fire in Guanyin Hall - Miaozai (temple disaster)

Monkey Sun sits in the Golden Palace - Unlike Ren (Ren) Lord

The longevity star Target practice - old tune (gun)

The birthday girl plays the pipa - a cliché (player)

Wheat straw blowing fire - stingy (tool)

Alley To race a horse in a horse--the question (hooves) is hard to come up with

Pull the beard to cross the river--to be modest (to pull the beard) too much (to cross)

Pull the bell into the air--to dream (ring) )

Catch bees and eat honey - Tian (sweet) and shameless (thorn)

Buying camels at Huguo Temple - no such thing (city)

Sichuan peppercorns fall into the rice - trouble (rice)

Flies fly into the cow's eyes - eat when tired (tears)

Bean dregs stick to the door god - do not stick (sticky)

Bean basket fire with firewood - anxious (skip)

Dried tofu cooked with meat - there are several portions (vegetarian)

Tofu curd cooking - How can we use words (salt)

A couple hoeing the ground - regardless of (employing) people

Two hundred yuan of peanuts - some have to be peeled (peeled)

< p>Hold longevity peaches in both hands - reasonable (ceremony)

Two trumpets are blown to the same tune - they want to (sound) together

Han Mei worships Yaksha - all ( Jing) See ghost

Bamboo shoots outside the garden - nephew (born)

Men don't beat their wives - good luck (couple)

Scholars write poems - yes Two hands (head)

The bald man takes off his hat - the first name (Ming Dynasty)

The girl from the He family to the Zheng family - just right (Zheng He's family)

Punching a boat in the belly - expert (navigation)

Measuring rice with a tortoise cover - what sound (liter)

Smoke coming from the rice pot - the rice is mushy

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Light mosquito coils under the bed - nothing to do (mosquito)

Frozen tofu - difficult to handle (mix)

Stir-fry hot beans in a cold pot - the noisier (fry) ), the colder

The Kitchen God sticks to the Door God - there are words (paintings) in the words (paintings)

Sand and stone beat bluestone - solid (stone) hits solid (stone)

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Boat on the beach - grounded (up) shallow

An ox without horns - fake scolding (horse)

No temple fair - don't rush (crowded)

A coffin without a bottom--not a prosperous person

Have no money to buy conch--save some (suck)

Huaierpo crosses the single-plank bridge-- The collar (tight) and (er) take risks

Hold a horse spoon in your arms--a sincere (prosperous) heart

Put cotton in your arms--a soft (warm) heart

Carrying gourds in arms - soothes (combing) the heart

Poor people buy rice - one sound (liter) of head

Poor carpenter opens business - only one sentence (saw)

The tinker fell into a somersault - sticking (iron) upside down

Zhang Tianshi went into the sea - don't (touch) the monster

Zhang Tianshi knelt in the muddy water - begged for mercy ( Sunny)

Zhang Guolao's donkey - Bubuqi (riding)

The rooster wears a hat - official (crown) upon official (crown)

Knocking soot on the chicken's head - how many (chicken) heads are angry?

Chicken pecks the ants - just right (for food)

No need for an awl to hold the soles of the shoes - really (needle) good

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Paper railings - cannot lean on

Paper stools - cannot sit on

Paper stoves - pass ( The pot) will not work

The pipa made of paper--it cannot be talked about (played)

The donkey skin stuck to the wall--it is not like talking (painting)

The kidnapper enters the hospital -- self-consciousness (foot treatment)

The frog jumps on the drum --

Understand (dong dong)

Going down the coal mine on crutches - unlucky at every step (coal)

Crossing the street with a beard - modest (pulling the beard)

The horse in the painting - Buqi (riding)

Jujube stone cutting board - few words (sawing)

Selling cloth without a ruler - bad intentions (quantity) < /p>

Selling shrimp without a scale - catching a blind person (shrimp)

The butt of a campfire bug - not a lot (bright)

A monk holding an umbrella - unable to (send) ) Wutian

The monk separated the family - troublesome (temple)

The monk sat in the cave - nothing happened (temple)

The monk dragged the wood - went out Things (temple)

The monk's house - wonderful (temple)

The monk's head - unable (to send)

The ax broke the bamboo - anxious (Section Festival)

Loading the net in the fish pond--extra (fish)

Foxes quarreling--a bunch of nonsense

Fox riding tiger-- The fox fakes (driving) the power of the tiger

The dog has horns - foreign (sheep) spirit

The dog eats tofu brain - the leisure (title) is not available

The dog eats Green grass--pretending (sheep)

Dogs eat cucumbers--wrong time (food)

A blind man makes fried dough sticks--blind (fried)

< p>Blind people wear glasses - smart (full of) intelligence

Cow herders eat crabs - needless to say (with salt)

Saute pickles when fried - too leisurely (salty)

Putting a pot on the kang--renovation (stove)

Washing yellow lotus by the river--what (river) is bitter

vegetables growing in the river-- Not scorched (poured)

Oil poured into a candle - a heart (wick)

The plasterer fixes the rat - perfunctory (eye) to get the job done

The plasterer has no ash - - Waiting (brick)

The plasterer beckons - wants you (mud)

The plasterer's tile knife - light pattern (paint) surface

Mud Grass grows on the Bodhisattva's body - panic (famine)

Loach playing drums - talking nonsense (playing)

Cowardly carpenter - just one sentence (saw)

Hanging lanterns in the sky - Xuan (hanging)

Empty shuttles to mend the net - no rule (weaving)

Empty coffins for funerals - no one in the eyes (wood)

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Place the empty steamer on the pot table - fight for the steam

Put the steamer on the shoulder - upset the (brain) fire

The needle on the wire board - hold back (Don't) write

The orchard in spring - makes sense (peaches and plums)

Looking at the fields in spring and autumn - looking for the bad guys

Glass Bodhisattva - - The man who understands (God)

Zhao Kuangyin sells steamed buns - the imperial driver personally conquers (steamed)

Zhao Kuangyin has a nosebleed - Zheng (I) is in Hong

I dug it The judge of the eyes--blind management (ghost)

The drum of the City God's Temple--ghost watch (knock)

The horse of the City God--Bu Buqi (riding)

< p>City God's bean sprouts--Gui Noo (fried)

City God's Dai Xiao--Bai Ran (robe)

Licorice in the drugstore--an indispensable (taste)

Opening drawers in the drug store - looking for fun (pills)

Fire in the tea shop - Sure enough (burning)

Waving in the teahouse - Hu (pot) ) Come

The straw handle is used as a lamp-- carelessness (core)

Foaming in the grass mud pond-- laughing (fermentation)

The straw hat is used as a gong-- Can't think of it (ringing)

Fire on the grass beach - mercy (green)

Buckwheat hulls beaten into paste - neither stick (sticky)

On the vitex tree Hanging soles - pulling (thorn) skin

Sitting in the lobby with a toilet - dirty (dirty) official

Small trees with little shade - no care (shadow)

The tree fell - no shadow (shade)

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Underneath the salty meat soup - no words (salt)

Eating too much salt - no matter what the leisure (saltiness) is

Burning tofu with pickled vegetables - there are words (Salt) first

Pickled vegetables and tofu - no need to say more (salt)

Pickled vegetables dipped in miso - too heavy (salt)

The monk with a tilted head bowed and confessed--something was wrong (neck)

Lighting the noodles--there was something wrong with the (rice)