Send the funniest joke, I'm in a hurry.

One day, father and son, father told him to borrow an axe from uncle Zhang's house, and son went and came back. Dad asked him, "Did you borrow an axe?" The son said, "No, I clearly saw Uncle Zhang hiding the axe under the table, but he said there was no axe!" " "Dad added:" Nothing, go to Aunt Zhang's house and borrow it again. "My son went and came back and said to his father," Dad hasn't borrowed it yet! ""Dad asked, "Why?" The son added, "I obviously saw Aunt Zhang hiding the axe under the bed, but she said no!" "

Dad said helplessly: hey! People are so stingy nowadays, it seems that we have to use our new axe ~ ~ ~