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What are the thought-provoking and frightening dialogues in the four classic novels?

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[Literary Works] Journey to the West

Monkey: "Sister-in-law must refuse!" " "

Iron fan: "monkey, please forgive me!" "

Monkey: "You just know your uncle!" " "

Iron fan: "Uncle! You come out! "

Monkey: "Sister-in-law, I'm still talking. Please open your mouth three times. "

Iron fan: "Uncle, come out!" " "

Monkey: "Am I not here?"

Romance of the Three Kingdoms

Cao Cao: "Give birth to a child like Sun Zhongmou!"

A mass of green gas suddenly appeared on Sun Jian's head in the underworld.

The Water Margin?

When Guli heard Yan Qing's voice, he quickly shouted, "Brother Yi, I have nothing against you! You have to take me ashore! "

However, before that,

The next morning, Lu Junyi left the village and flew into the city. More than a mile away, I saw a man with a broken headscarf and rags. Watching Lu Junyi fall to the ground and cry. Lu Junyi looked up, and it was the prodigal son Yanqing.

Everything a person says when he dies is good, and besides, no one will come to arrest him together. Coulee would never use such words to beg for mercy.

Then the question is coming-how is Yan Qing's headscarf broken and tattered?

A Dream in Red Mansions

Fifth cycle

"Now there are hundreds of girls in our family alone."

Sixth cycle

"According to the cost performance of a house in Fu Rong, although the population is small, there are three or four hundred people from top to bottom."

Go back to the 29th.

An old mammy and her daughter-in-law, who are attached to each room, occupy the cars all over the street. How far did the old lady and others go by sedan chair? This one says "I'm not with you", that one says "You crushed our grandmother's burden", that one says "My flowers have been rubbed" and this one says "My fan is broken." I said it twice before I felt better. The deacons in front are all arranged, and they have reached the qingxu pass.

This is the tail still rubbing, and the front has arrived.

52 times

"Thousands of people in the family"

How many people are there in this special Rongfu? ...

Grandmother Jia hugged Baoyu and said, "Ugh! It's good to curse when you're angry. Why break that penis! " Baoyu burst into tears and cried, "There are no sisters at home, only me. I said it was boring; Now that I'm here, it's not a good thing to have no fairy sister. " Grandmother Jia quickly persuaded, "Your sister came with this."