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Little knowledge of men's and women's interests

1. What are the common sense of daily life that girls must know?

1 No matter where shoes rub their feet, apply a little white wine to the shoes where they rub their feet, so as not to rub their feet. 2 If the bag is stained or dirty, you can wipe it with cotton dipped in wind oil; After washing your face, gently rub some fine salt on both sides of your nose with your fingers, and then rinse with water, so that blackheads will be removed and pores will become smaller; When you go out, you can always bring a small dry battery in your bag. If your skirt is charged with static electricity, you can rub the positive electrode of the battery on the top of the skirt several times to eliminate static electricity. If there is a small area of skin damage or burns, applying a little toothpaste can stop bleeding and relieve pain immediately to prevent infection; Jeans fade when worn for a long time.

You can soak the newly bought jeans in strong brine 12 hours, and then wash them with clear water, so that they will not fade when washed later; Tofu can beautify. After getting up every morning, put a piece of tofu in the palm of your hand and rub your face for a few minutes for a month, and your facial skin will become moist.

8 maintenance of zipper: zipper should not be pulled too fast or too hard; Can't collapse too tightly; Keep dry to prevent contact with acid and alkali; If the zipper is hard, you can apply some wax and pull it a few times. Black spots will appear when the white vest is worn for a long time. It is advisable to put fresh ginger 2 into the pot and add 1 kg of water to boil. After a little cooling, pour it into the washtub, soak the white vest for ten minutes, and then rub it several times to eliminate black spots. 10 Cleverly remove the wrinkles on the tie. A wrinkled tie is smooth and beautiful without ironing. As long as you roll the tie around the beer bottle and use it the next day, the original wrinkles will be eliminated. .

2. What are the common sense of daily life that boys and girls must know?

1 No matter where shoes rub their feet, apply a little white wine to the shoes where they rub their feet, so as not to rub their feet.

2 If the bag is stained or dirty, you can wipe it with cotton dipped in wind oil;

After washing your face, gently rub some fine salt on both sides of your nose with your fingers, and then rinse with water, so that blackheads will be removed and pores will become smaller;

When you go out, you can always bring a small dry battery in your bag. If your skirt is charged with static electricity, you can rub the positive electrode of the battery on the top of the skirt several times to eliminate static electricity.

If there is a small area of skin damage or burns, applying a little toothpaste can stop bleeding and relieve pain immediately to prevent infection;

Jeans fade when worn for a long time. You can soak the newly bought jeans in strong brine 12 hours, and then wash them with clear water, so that they will not fade when washed later;

Tofu can beautify. After getting up every morning, put a piece of tofu in the palm of your hand and rub your face for a few minutes for a month, and your facial skin will become moist.

8 maintenance of zipper: zipper should not be pulled too fast or too hard; Can't collapse too tightly; Keep dry to prevent contact with acid and alkali; If the zipper is hard, you can apply some wax and pull it a few times.

Black spots will appear when the white vest is worn for a long time. It is advisable to put fresh ginger 2 into the pot and add 1 kg of water to boil. After a little cooling, pour it into the washtub, soak the white vest for ten minutes, and then rub it several times to eliminate black spots.

10 Cleverly remove the wrinkles on the tie. A wrinkled tie is smooth and beautiful without ironing. As long as you roll the tie around the beer bottle and use it the next day, the original wrinkles will be eliminated.

1 1 When you are very thirsty and there is no cold boiled water at home, you can soak the cup with hot water in cold water, and then sprinkle a handful of salt in the cold water, which will speed up the cooling of boiled water;

12 don't hide under boulders, cliffs or caves when you encounter a thunderstorm during your journey. When the current passes through these places, it will produce an arc, which will hurt people who take shelter from the rain. If the cave is deep, you can hide in it.

13 Eating mutton helps to keep fit. Mutton is an ideal source of carnitine, which is similar to amino acids and can help cells "burn" off excess fat in the body.

14 For people with rough skin, vinegar and glycerin can be mixed and applied to the face at a ratio of 5: 1. Daily persistence will make the skin tender. Adding a spoonful of vinegar to wash your face also has a cosmetic effect;

15 clothes drying tip: clothes should not be exposed to the sun. It should be dried in a cool and ventilated place until it is semi-dry, and then dried in weak sunlight to protect the color and service life of clothes;

16 tips for drying clothes Don't wring your clothes too dry. You should dry them with water, and flatten the lapels, collars and sleeves of clothes by hand, so that the dried clothes will remain flat and wrinkle-free.

17 two ways to prevent clothes from fading: add a proper amount of vinegar when washing dark cotton cloth to prevent fading and keep the luster as new; Put the newly bought colored cloth in water for the first time and soak it in salt for ten minutes to prevent the cloth from fading;

18 When the wound bleeds, you can immediately sprinkle some white sugar on the wound, because white sugar can reduce the local moisture of the wound, inhibit the proliferation of bacteria and help the wound to converge and heal;

19 When putting on makeup, first put the slightly wet cosmetic sponge in the refrigerator. After a few minutes, pat the cold sponge on the skin with good foundation, and you will feel that the skin is particularly refreshing and the makeup is particularly fresh.

20 tips for drawing eyeliner: To draw a pair of meticulous eyeliner, you can fix your elbow on the table first, then put the small mirror flat and let your eyes look down at the mirror, so you can draw eyeliner safely;

3. What topics do men and women talk about when they are in love?

1. What should brothers and sisters talk about when they meet for the first time? Let's talk about parents. It's a little inappropriate. If her parents separate or divorce, it will cause her unhappiness.

The usual topic is talking about brothers and sisters. Talking about brothers and sisters can deepen understanding and enliven the atmosphere.

Moreover, if you want to know her family and show that you like her, it is easy to win her trust. Second, childhood ideals Let me talk about childhood ideals first. This is a very interesting topic, which can not only relax and enjoy, but also enhance feelings.

However, don't cling to the conversation. Let her talk. The more excited she is, the more likely you are. 3. What places of interest have you been to? She is happy to answer this question and will not be wary.

In order to make her talk, please let her introduce you first. As long as you are a loyal listener, she will soon have a good impression on you. At this time, you can ask her where else she wants to go. If she says she's always wanted to go somewhere, your chance will come.

Bravely said, "I've always wanted to go there." One day we will go together and realize our dreams together? "She will gladly accept your invitation.

In fact, having said this, you will know a lot about her knowledge background and hobbies. If you are dating in a restaurant or bar, it is a pleasant topic to talk about your favorite food.

Talking about food, we can not only understand her taste, but also find similarities, so we don't have to worry about no topic anymore. If she is all right, praise her first, and then ask her, "My mouth is watering. Let me have a good time. "

Even though she knows you are praising her, she is very helpful. If you have hands, don't forget to invite her to taste your craft.

Hobbies like collecting stamps, singing or dancing? Do you like sports? What music do you like to listen to? You have to ask these questions, otherwise how do you know her hobbies? Besides, she also wants to show herself, so why not?

6. Future Plan Can you talk about your college life? Do you still want to go to school? She may be interested in these topics, talking about her student life, interesting things, various honors and so on. However, she may be indifferent, just saying that her current job major is wrong, and then changing the subject.

However, no matter what happens, I will give you a good opportunity to praise her. If you work for a while after graduating from college, talking about work is a good topic.

However, you should control the initiative and don't let her ramble about some trivial things that bother you in life. The more she talks, the less excited she is, and the more impatient you are. However, most people talk about work, even if they are bored, they will talk nonsense.

It doesn't matter, you can at least know whether she will be a workaholic or a good housewife in the future. Eight, friends around her talk to her about her friends.

You may not know them, but it doesn't matter. She will talk excitedly about her friends, the details of their communication, the time and place of meeting.

Maybe you are not interested at all, but don't worry. This is a good opportunity for you to get to know her. Want to continue with her? Start by getting to know her friends.

4. In order to prolong some topics, what funny stories are there between boyfriend and girlfriend?

1, remembering that my dad used to be awesome, he hid the computer power cord before going to work.

I looked for it all day, but I couldn't find it. Tell me after work and hide it in your schoolbag.

2. When I was in junior high school, I secretly smoked with my playmates near my home. Just two breaths, the classmate exclaimed: "Your dad!" I threw away my cigarette as soon as I saw it, and I felt the whole world was dark.

Then my dad pointed at me angrily and scolded me: "Go easy on me! Have you been throwing away cigarettes for that long? ! "3. My parents are watching the TV series" Expecting Gunfire "in the living room. My dad asked, "Hey, do you think that man used to be from Little Tiger?" "Well, what's the name again?" "It seems to be ... by the way, Langrich! Yes, that's him! " She is the most serious and beautiful female employee in the company, and even the manager can't help but want to talk to her.

"I have a car. Can I give it to you?" She shook her head and said, "No." "You're welcome."

"Does your lover mind?" "No" "How embarrassing ..." "Hehe, do you want to give me a word?"

She finally nodded bravely, but she couldn't help adding, "What you gave me is mine. Don't go back. " I was eating in the restaurant when suddenly an elder sister came over and smelled of all kinds of perfume.

I can't take it anymore. I don't want to eat at all. After much deliberation, I finally had to take off my shoes.

6. "Mom, why didn't you come back until now?" "Can't, there are too many people learning from Lei Feng in the street! At the traffic light intersection at home, I was helped back and forth several times. I was sent back to the opposite side as soon as I came over! " "Then how did you come back?" "I really can't walk, and I accidentally fell to the ground. As a result, the people who lined up to help me were scattered, and I ran all the way back. "

7. A middle-aged woman sat in front of a doctor in the outpatient department of the hospital. "Doctor, please give me a check. I often feel chest tightness and chest pain. "

The doctor listened with a stethoscope for a while, but heard nothing, so he said, "I'll write a list for you and take a picture for me." After a long time, the woman went back to the clinic and put a big photo album in front of the doctor.

The doctor asked, "What are you doing?" "Show you photos, didn't you let me take pictures? Look, this is the photo I took over the years. Look at this, doctor. It's beautiful. You choose one. Choose a beautiful one. Look at the photos and compare them with me now. What happened to me? " 8. Sisters and handsome guys are walking in the rain. Sister: Can we share an umbrella? Handsome guy: Why? Don't you have an umbrella? Sister: I ... Sister: Can you watch the stars with me tonight? Handsome guy: What's there to see about a star? Sister: I ... 9. I like photography recently. I went to the mall to buy a camera and saw various lenses, long and short.

Suddenly I saw a long shot and asked the shopkeeper, "That long shot must be very expensive, right?" The shopkeeper took a look and later said to me, "That's a telescope." 10, girlfriend is the best. I asked her, "Why do men and women want to kiss when they meet, but they don't kiss much after marriage?" She said to me cunningly, "When in love, when men and women meet, they both want to know what food the other person is eating, but they can't find out, so they use their tongues to detect it through kissing."

After marriage, the couple eat the same food, so kissing is naturally unnecessary. "1 1. At noon, colleague A drinks, eats meat and smokes. The taste in his mouth is quite excessive.

Colleague B is playing computer, and A leans in to watch. Suddenly, he gave a long hiccup. I saw B covering her nose and glaring for a few seconds, loudly reprimanding, "You might as well fart at me ..."12, there was a single boy next to my seat. Today, a beautiful girl suddenly came to him and said that today was the last day. what are you going to do? He replied without thinking: you are so stupid, and you believe it. Then my sister left silently 13, complaining to my mother that my feet were cold, I wore snow boots and cotton slippers.

My mother squinted at me and said, "hot wheels is not cold, so I can't buy it." .

5. What female physiological knowledge do boys need to know?

What do boys need to know about women's physiology? It seems that the little boy knows a lot Sometimes boys who really love you are more attentive than girls, and they all remember the day when their period is allowed. Don't cold clothes, don't make people angry. There are always a few days in a month, so what to do. It's actually quite cute.

Girls really need careful care at this time. Too much bleeding is no joke, otherwise how can physical education class be allowed to ask for leave at this time? There must be a reason for this benefit, isn't there? Where can there be a comfortable and good day for nothing? A large part of women's physiological knowledge is used as adults. The purpose of life preparation is for the sake of the next generation of your family, and you must also study the female physiological knowledge class well, right?

Haha, I feel that boys who are not learning well now are great. But there are also cute styles, and my girlfriend and aunt are still chasing you and asking what's wrong? What's the matter with you? Why don't you care about me? Haha, this is also worrying about our hostess to death, right? Still helpless ~ at least the age at which you can fall in love should be above junior high school, don't be too naive, don't you think? Otherwise, girls will be scared away by you. There's no harm in taking a physical health class.

Girls have a few days every month when their physical resistance is relatively poor. We male students must understand this. This stage is particularly easy for girls to feel uncomfortable. You can buy some brown sugar and snacks to coax your girlfriend. And be gentle with girls, for the first time.

Because that membrane, which is also a female physiological structure, gave it to you and punctured a piece of meat. There is a blood hole, at least buy a menstrual towel or something in advance. Prepare, clean, handle, and then proceed with the steps. Don't get infected, it will be bad. Especially in summer, when the blood is strong. Because if you are a responsible man, you will be responsible for this woman for life because you have done it. Or owe this woman a lifetime, even if she can't be together in the end.

It is not easy for everyone. There's nothing wrong with being nice to your woman. You don't want to carry more in your life, do you? Now there is a physical education health class in the school. In junior high school, our school was in the biology class, and it was always taught separately for men and women. I feel good. I am not a biology teacher or a doctor. I didn't say anything surprising, it was all common sense. But it is not easy for boys to make snacks well.

6. Some humorous jokes in men's and women's lives.

1. chasing girls. Me: "Will you be my girlfriend?"

She: "I think we'd better be friends."

Thirty seconds later, I asked again, "Can you be my girlfriend?"

She: "It's really inappropriate!" My brother was furious and then said, "I chased you twice and you refused." It's embarrassing. No, you have to chase me back once before I can refuse you and balance my mind! "

The woman was very helpless and said to me, "handsome boy, will you be my boyfriend?"

My brother replied, "Good!" Join hands to succeed!

This girl is very rich. One night, a young man was very kind to her. "You are really rich." He kissed her and said.

"Yes," she frankly admitted, "my worth is 1 ten thousand dollars."

"Can you marry me?"

"No."

"I expected this."

"Then why do you ask this?"

"I just want to experience what it feels like to lose 1 10,000 dollars."

Skipping class and chatting with his girlfriend in their dormitory. Suddenly her roommate came back, pushed the door and came in to see me. She was embarrassed and quit. I comforted my girlfriend that it didn't matter. Everyone knew her very well. She just needed to go out for a walk. Then we enter the second round. As a result, five minutes later, my roommate thought we were dressed, pushed the door and came in again.

4. A tour group is not well arranged. A pair of strange men and women live in the same room and have nothing to say that night. In the morning, the woman was dressing at the window, and the strange wind blew her silk scarf to the tree. She was just leaving. The man tried to climb the tree to get the silk scarf and give it to the woman. Unexpectedly, the woman slapped her face hard and scolded, "Idiot, the tree is so high and the bed is so low that you can't climb it."

5. The performance department arranges sketches. Boy: "We were fine, your mother forced us." Girl: "Your mother forced me!" Boy: "Your mother forced me!" Girl: "Your mother forced me! ! "Boy:" Fuck you, don't row, don't row, what line? " ! ! "

6. Yesterday, a classmate was ill. I take the 930 bus back to school to see her. I was afraid of being bored, so I bought a basketball magazine. I was fascinated by it all the way. When I looked up, I found that I had missed my stop, so I got off and sat back. I continue to observe. When I realized that I had missed my stop again, I had to get on the bus again. As a result, the bus broke down on the road and arrived at school in the evening. It was a miserable day on the bus.

7. What are the common sense of girls' healthy life?

1, often eat midnight snack. You'll get stomach cancer. Because the stomach can't rest.

You can only eat four eggs a week. I ate too much. This is harmful to your health.

3. Chicken contains carcinogens.

Might as well not eat.

It is a wrong idea to eat fruit after meals. It should be eating fruit before meals.

5, when the girl's menstruation comes. Don't drink green tea. No tea anyway. Eat more things that can replenish blood.

6. Drink soy milk without eggs and sugar. Don't drink too much.

7, don't eat tomatoes on an empty stomach, it is best to eat after meals.

8.wake up in the morning. Drink a glass of water first. Prevent stones.

9. Don't eat three hours before going to bed. Will be fat.

10, milk tea is high in calories, so drink less. High oil. There is no nutritional value. Drinking for a long time. Susceptible to hypertension. Diabetes. And other diseases.

1 1, freshly baked bread is not suitable for immediate consumption.

12, away from the charging stand. The human body should be away from more than 30 cm. Never put it by the bed.

13, drink eight glasses of water every day.

14, ten glasses of water a day. Bladder cancer will not come.

15, drink plenty of water during the day. Drink less water at night.

16, drink no more than two cups of coffee a day. Drinking too much can easily lead to insomnia and stomachache. .

8. What are the philosophical humorous jokes for men and women?

1. A friend said to the dentist, "If you put your hand in someone's mouth all day, you must feel terrible." The dentist replied solemnly, "I'm imagining putting my hand in their wallet."

He walked home behind his wife's back. Suddenly, he gently said to his wife, "Every time I carry you, I feel that I am carrying a responsibility." She buried her head on his back shyly, and he stopped to catch his breath: "Responsibility is more important than Mount Tai!" " "

3. A friend came all the way to present a gift: "Sorry, a little gift is not a tribute." We immediately said respectfully, "No matter where you are, it is my greatest honor to come. As for gifts, sending goose feathers thousands of miles away is light and affectionate. " After our friend left, we looked at the gift and said angrily, "What's the matter, he can get this little gift, too?" What an iron cock! "Throw the" goose feather "aside.

The priest asked a soldier if he prayed. The soldier said he prayed. "When? Is it before meals? " "That depends on the quality of the food."

5. Look at Snow White and the hunter. A dwarf blocked an arrow for the princess, and then the dwarf died. I think, according to the position of the arrow, if the dwarf doesn't block this arrow, the princess will be shot in the knee at most! The dwarf died because of it!

6. Father and son visit the museum. Before the sculpture, my father said, "Your grandfather carved these." My father pointed to the calligraphy and painting works and said, "These are all framed by your grandfather." When they came to the fossil exhibition hall, facing a huge dinosaur fossil, the son first said, "I know, these bones were left by my grandfather."

7. My friend asked me, "Do you feel strange? There are many donkeys in Staburnes. Why are there no donkeys in the 20 Zodiac? " Me: "Haha ... What if you have a donkey and marry a horse and have a mule ..."

8. A man bought 3 Jin of meat, and after his wife cooked it, he ate it all. When he got home, he asked his wife to bring him meat, and her wife said that the cat had eaten all the meat. The man weighed the cat with a scale, which was just 3 kg. He asked, "If this 3 kg is meat, where is the cat?" If this 3 Jin is a cat, what about the meat? "

9. The subordinate was injured because of curiosity. We severely criticized him: "Look, what are you curious about? You are injured, learn your lesson. " After a pause, we asked curiously, "What happened with so many people watching?"

10. Dad: "Do you know why I hit you?" Son: "I don't know." Dad: "Because you bully children younger than you." Son: "That ... that you bully children!" " "

1 1. Waiting at the airport, a girl sat next to me and suddenly found that she was browsing my article. I was extremely narcissistic and added a little anxiety to tell her: Hey, are you reading my article? She looked up and said in an anodyne tone, I know, but the eggs are delicious. Do I have to say hello to the chicken?

12. At the intersection of youth, there was once a path looming calling me. My mother stopped me: "Son, you can't go that way." I don't believe it. "I came from that road. What else do you not believe? " "If you can go that way, why can't I?" "I don't want you to take a detour."

13. Dad is old and his hearing is not as good as before. Once, I mentioned this to my mother. Mother thought for a moment and said, "In fact, it's not much different from before. The only difference is that when I talked to him, he didn't listen before, but now he can't hear me. " (Source: Network)

9. The most interesting law of relationship between men and women in history

Single law: men are single because there is no woman to give love to; Women are single because there are no men to love. Men insist on being single because they can't find a partner; Women insist on being single because they can't find a good partner. When a man insists on celibacy, people will think that he is enterprising; When a woman insists on celibacy, people will think there is something wrong with her.

The law of appreciation and worship: men appreciate women and make them more attractive and aura; Women's worship of men gives men strength and courage. Men's excessive appreciation of women makes women frivolous and self-deceiving; Women's blind worship of men makes men pretentious. The law of stupidity and cleverness: men are stupid all their lives but absolutely smart when they are in love; Women are smart all their lives, but they are particularly confused when they are in love. Law of Dilemma: Men-no women feel distressed, only women have headaches; Women-no men are flustered, only men are upset. Law of wishes: Men's wishes are bulging, so the more clothes they wear, the more they can show off their wealth; Women want to be slim, so in order to show off their figure, they wear less clothes. Dating law: men arrive first on purpose to please each other; Women are deliberately late for a date to test each other. The law of attention: men pay attention to women that everyone pays attention to; Women pay attention to the man in their hearts. Law of lovelorn: when a man is lovelorn, he will spend time busy with his career as revenge; Women who are lovelorn will take revenge as their career. Law of forbearance: men can tolerate unhappy love, but not unhappy marriage; A woman can endure an unhappy marriage, but not an unhappy love. Law of disgust: men hate their wives' nagging and complaining the most; Women hate their husbands' silence. Law during love: Men are eager for physical closeness when they are in love, while women are willing to be close psychologically when they are in love. So men long for each other's bodies, and women long for each other's hearts. Master the law: men's specialty is lying; Women's specialty is coquetry. Law of Desire: Men's desires are recognized and women's desires are loved. Law of Kissing: Men kiss to experience * * *, while women kiss to experience love. Law of shopping: If a man wants to go shopping with his wife, he'd better bring an extra credit card. If a woman wants to invite her husband shopping, she'd better find a store with seats. Men go shopping, and the more they go shopping, the more depressed they get; Women get more excited when they go shopping. Men only buy what is urgently needed when shopping, while women want to buy everything when shopping.