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What are the routines of WeChat?

Boy: Let me ask you two questions. Can you answer with "yes" or "no"?

Girl: No problem.

Boy: Listen, the first question is: Can the answer to the second question be the same as the first question?

Girl: Yes.

Boy: Can you give me your micro signal?

Girl: Yes.

Similar conventional discourse

1, "Is your mother's surname Fang?"

"No, my mother's name is ..."

"If your mother is not surnamed Fang, how can she be so handsome?"

2. "You are such a person ..."

"What's the matter?"

"It's someone I want to fall in love with."

3. "You must be exhausted?"

"Why?"

"Because you have been in my heart all day."

4. "Hey, let me tell you a story."

"Well, all right."

"Once upon a time, there were two people, I loved you and I didn't love you. Who is left after I don't love you? "

I love you!

I love you too.

5. "I think you are so strange today."

"What's so strange?"

"It's so cute."