Funny jokes about summer homework

1, the first day of school, Xiaoming: Teacher, during the summer vacation, I donated the old textbooks and study materials of last semester to poor children in mountainous areas in need. Do you think I did the right thing? . Teacher:? Is that why you can't hand in your summer homework?

2、? You've changed. It's not as simple as before. ? -Xiao Ming sighed at his summer homework!

School is about to start, but my family is recruiting thieves. Stole a notebook, took the money from my wallet, left all my cards, and stole my schoolbag. The problem is that stealing a schoolbag is stealing, so leave your homework for the summer vacation.

4. What if I haven't finished my summer homework? 1. Burn the unfinished part; 2. Sneak into the classroom one day in advance; 3. Fill your desk with an oily pen or correction fluid? Fuck XXX (your name)? ; 4. Tear off a few pages of homework, throw them on the desk and sprinkle ink; Schools and parents will take care of you in every way, and classmates who bully you at ordinary times will be taken away for investigation. 6. Embrace the new semester.

5. There is such a summer homework problem. How many brothers does Aladdin have? The answer is three brothers, Alaga, Araghi and Alabing.

6. Is there such a problem in the "Chinese Summer Homework for the Second Grade of Primary School" compiled by the Teaching and Research Section of Zhejiang Education Department? What are two thirds of the frogs? The answer is equal to an idiom called a head without a tail. Wow, education experts say it's just an idiom in a math coat, which is meaningless.

7、? Why is winter vacation shorter than summer vacation? ? Then why is there so much homework? Because the quality is the same. ?

8. I didn't finish my homework in the summer vacation, so I began to hang up the Southeast Department. . .

9. I have a friend named Summer Vacation, and his name is Summer Vacation? Summer homework? Criminal gangs let a man named? School started? Black boy was brutally killed.

10, it is said that all students now have a new skill, which can finish their summer homework in two days, but this skill is actually a passive skill, which will not be triggered until the last two days.

1 1. The eight-year-old daughter goes to bed at night. She can't sleep in bed. She told her mother that she was so excited that she couldn't sleep when school started tomorrow. Why don't you go to bed first? My mother didn't care about her either, so she didn't sleep at twelve o'clock. My mother got up and went out, only to find that she was trying to make up her summer homework in the study next door!

12, I: If I give something to others, I don't feel bad about how much I give. But if the other party insists that I want it, I will be disgusted and would rather throw it away than give it. ? Teacher:? Is that the fucking reason why you don't hand in your homework?

13, when I graduated from primary school, the teacher left a lot of homework. Stupid, it's all done. Is it wood? I took it to junior high school when I started school! I thought they were a system! The happiest summer vacation in life is so wasted!

14. Students who haven't done their summer homework will certainly achieve great things, because they are more calm and calm than the average person, and they are also very calm in times of crisis.

15, a high school student next door, helps junior high school students with their summer homework and earns 5000 yuan a month. Why didn't I have a mind to make money before? Shame on me!

16, my cousin had a summer vacation in primary school, and the teacher asked me to keep a diary every day. He plays crazy at home every day. It's almost the beginning of school before he remembers his diary, and then he suddenly makes up all his diaries. As a result, I didn't master the speed well and wrote it on August 35 th in one breath.

17, the student party won't want to? Doing summer homework is a burden, and it's useless to go out into society in the future? . Actually, this is studying in advance? The deadline is 40 days later. When is a good time to start work? 、? How to maintain a good attitude and brush an episode of American drama at the urging of superiors? 、? How much potential can people explode on the last night? 、? Why do you have the cheek to go to work before you finish the work? Good opportunity, of great use to the mixed society!

18, homework 3, how do you think you are willing to leave me? I have had a summer vacation.

19, Lao Shi, I have taken my summer homework as my lover. Please don't let me hurt it. I really can't hurt it with a pen.

20. Borrow another summer vacation from heaven. It won't take 500 years. Just let me solve my homework.

2 1, the teacher pretends to attend class, and we pretend to attend class. The teacher pretends to collect homework, and we add pretend homework. Summer vacation. The teacher is serious.

22、? Try to copy your summer homework while chewing. . ? Wow! ! There is too much homework to copy to stop. . ?

23. Teacher, I have fallen in love with my summer homework. Can I take it with me?

24. Should I stick it on the refrigerator? National inspection-free products? Tear off the label and stick it on my summer homework.

25. The summer homework is that students write for one month and the teacher writes a reading.

26. Actually, what do I think is the name of the summer homework? Happy summer vacation? Yes, what's written on the cigarette box? Smoking is harmful to health? The nature is the same.

27. Summer homework is like a concubine who can't wait to have a bedroom, but I have been diligent and caring for Tencent since the summer vacation and have never set foot in the harem.

28, teacher, I put my homework in my hand for a summer vacation, with feelings! Can we not pay it?

29. The job failed to load. Ask the school to have another summer vacation.

30. Those who haven't done their summer homework so far will certainly achieve something in the future, because they are more calm than the average person.

3 1, Xia and I are holding hands, but there is a dog named exercise book in the middle.

32. Actually, I broke up with my homework long ago. So don't go during the summer vacation, okay?

33. I fell in love with summer vacation, but a rival in love called summer homework stopped us. My mother-in-law called the school, and she didn't like me, so I broke up with my summer vacation.

34. Summer homework You shameless bitch, why do you have to separate me from summer vacation? I don't like you, and you still haunt me. Please leave me and summer vacation alone.

35. One month after the summer vacation, everyone has taken on a new look. Only my homework keeps her most beautiful original state.

There are five things I hate most in my life: final exam, mid-term exam, unit exam, homework in peacetime and homework in summer vacation!

37. The happiness of summer vacation lies in whether there is homework or not.

38. It's noon on weeding day, and the summer vacation is really hard. There is too much homework for me to finish.

39. What's the situation this year? CCTV did not broadcast Journey to the West, nor did Hunan Satellite TV broadcast Princess Zhu Huan. I don't even know when to do my summer homework.

40. The days of summer vacation are getting fewer and fewer. Why is there no shortage of homework every day?

4 1, teacher, I am allergic to summer homework!

42, homework, please respect yourself, I am a person with summer vacation.

43. Because I am extremely poor, I have been doing homework for primary schools in winter and summer vacations for a long time, bullying other students for primary school students, and undertaking the following businesses: coolie handling, fitter welding.

Looking at your summer homework, I recited the last line of Goethe's poem without repeating it. Ah, I hope this is mine! '' ......

45. Summer vacation is not to have fun, but to do your homework quickly.

46. Summer homework can be around the solar system 1 week.

47. Summer vacation schedule: 15 hours to sleep, 1 hour to wash, 2 hours to eat, 4 hours to play, 2 hours to be in a daze. Sorry, I don't have time to do my homework.

48. Sorry, I treat summer homework negatively. Can I be disqualified from doing my summer homework?

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