Interesting humorous jokes

1. If you look like that, don’t act coquettishly, as it can easily cause pregnancy reactions.

2. The so-called cheating means getting tired of playing with your own lover and playing with someone else's lover.

3. Don’t call your child a brat, because from a genetic perspective, this is not good for parents.

4. I have always felt that keyboard warriors are not worthy of the word knight and should be called keyboard warriors.

5. God gave us seven emotions and six desires, but we turned them into pornography and violence.

6. In music class, the teacher is playing Beethoven’s music. Xiao Ming asked Xiao Hua: Do you know music? Xiaohua: Of course. Xiao Ming: What is the teacher playing? Xiaohua: I play the piano.

7. I didn’t know how deep the world was at that time, but now I know it is unfathomable.

8. Since I have known you so far, you should be very clear about your position in my heart. Except for you, everyone else is a piece of shit in my eyes, but you are different, because you... It's two piles.

9. When I was about to graduate from college, the whole class was laughing and writing address books. The teacher sneered: Don’t even write. If you do well in the future, we won’t contact you. If you do poorly, you don’t want to be contacted. If you have a good relationship, you will be contacted even if you don’t write. If you have a bad relationship, you won’t be contacted if you write. If you have that time, you might as well do more questions. The whole class was blue in the face.

10. Some people are like grandsons when they are in love, obedient; after they are engaged, they are like sons, who learn to talk back;

11. The child asked the rich man: Why are you so rich, uncle? The rich man said: When he was a child, his uncle noticed that the mineral water downstairs was cheaper than the one sold by the basketball court, so he bought water from downstairs and took it to the court to sell it, earning ten yuan a month. The child said: I seem to understand. The rich man said: You know nothing! I used the ten yuan to buy a double color ball and won ten million!

12. A man had to rush to catch a boat, so he drove as fast as possible to the dock. When he drove to the dock, he saw that the boat had left the shore. As soon as he locked the car door, he immediately jumped onto the boat at the speed of running a hundred meters. The whole action was done in one go without any pause. His behavior frightened everyone on the ship. The captain said strangely: Sir, the ship has not docked yet.

13. Once when I saw someone proposing, I asked my friend why he got down on one knee to propose? She said that kneeling on one's knees was to visit the grave.

14. Please remember one thing: You must eat breakfast! Of course, not because it’s unhealthy, but because it’s the cheapest meal of the day!

15. The fat woman went to buy jewelry. After choosing it, she put it on her hand and asked: I want to buy this luminous bracelet. Waiter: This is not a bracelet, but it is also luminous. Fat Woman: What is that? Waiter: Glow-in-the-dark hula hoop.

16. A friend who doesn’t usually communicate with you always shares some links with you. He definitely has no other intention and just uses you as a favorite.

17. After three days of high fever, my skin has improved, my eyes have become brighter, and my whole body has become delicate, rosy and shiny. It is probably because I have had a good rest and drank more water, and my metabolism has accelerated. So I searched for similar cases on the Internet, and found that someone also asked in the forum: Why does having a fever make me look better? I went in excitedly, and the first reply was: Because you are burned out.

18. Some people say that life is firewood, rice, oil and salt, while others say that life is a mess, but I am special. I am struggling on the line of survival and have not yet lived a life.

19. When you don’t want to struggle, look in the mirror. Look at your bank card balance. Think about the new marriage law.

20. The more I look, the better I look. Every time I weigh myself, I say to myself: I have lost weight. When it gets heavier, say to yourself: The breasts are big.

21. I am a man who is extremely against domestic violence, but after I got married, I discovered that it was not me who had the final say.

22. Everyone is a mud bodhisattva who can’t take care of themselves. Don’t expect anyone to help you cross the river of reality.

23. Without a full wallet, there is no peace of mind. Many people are putting the cart before the horse.

24. There was a child whose head looked like a brick. He asked his mother: Does my head look like a brick? His mother was afraid of hurting his self-esteem, so she told him to go take a photo in the well. As soon as he reached the well and took a photo, he heard someone shouting from the bottom of the well: Don't throw bricks up there!