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We need a sketch or drama for our graduation party. Who can provide a good script? If it's good, double it!
final curtain call
(A means that senior graduates are about to embark on the train home; B is the uncle in charge of the auditorium; Bing Dingwu's brother, who has been an ex-girlfriend of A for four years,
Narrator: I didn't notice that the passing years were quietly decorating the world around us. I didn't call you and I found out that even if it was a slight disturbance, four years of youth had passed away inadvertently ... just like a shallow water mark, it was blown by the wind and finally disappeared ...
A: (I was on the phone with a suitcase. Yes, the train at 2 o'clock this afternoon, yes, I am alone! She? We have broken up for more than three months! Our dorm brothers? I didn't tell them I was leaving today! All right, mom, don't say anything more. It's not convenient for me to get things here. I'll hang up first! (Sighs) How fast! Four years have passed in a flash! Everything is like a dream! Ok, don't sigh! Let's go!
(B)
B: Young man, why are you carrying a box?
(A looks up)
A: Oh, it's Aunt X, I'm going to the station!
b: to the station? Going home? Graduated?
a: yes, I graduated!
b: it's good to graduate! Find a good job and do it well! When you have great promise, don't forget to go back to your alma mater! Let's go! On the way, be safe!
a: well, thank you, aunt! (Walking out a few steps, looking back), Auntie!
b: what's the matter? Young man
A: Is the auditorium free now?
b: the auditorium? No one is using it now. What can I do for you? Young man.
a: I suddenly want to see it, and I'm going to say goodbye to it.
b: you are really sentimental, ok, come with me! (Go around the stage for half a circle, making it look like unlocking the door) Come on, young man, go in!
a: thank you! (Take a few steps forward and look around to the center of the stage) It's so quiet. Without the noise and cheers of the past, music and applause, everything is so quiet. (B) I should have stood on this stage for more than 1 times in the past four years. Today I really want to say goodbye to it.
b: I understand your feelings, young man. Just say what you want, and sing if you want.
a: thank you, auntie. But it's a pity that my farewell to this stage is a bit bleak, and there is not even an audience (wry smile).
b: there's no audience, and there's me! I've seen you perform backstage for years, and I'm an old audience. Say what you want to say, ah!
a: ok! (To the audience) Today is my time in this school and the last time I stand on this stage. I can still remember the first time I stood on this stage and performed, but I was so nervous that I screwed up! It was that performance that made me know the girl I loved deeply for four years. Unfortunately, she won't come today. Too many wonderful times in these four years have stayed here. This stage has given me too many laughter and tears. I have fallen in love with it deeply and with the past. Today, I also want to thank every friend who has supported me in four years. Thank you! (Bowing) I have bowed off the stage again and again, but this time it's really a curtain call! Goodbye!
(Bing Dingwu applauds)
A: Why you? Why are you here?
c: eldest brother, you are so boring. why didn't you tell these brothers you were leaving? Hello, everyone. Let's see you off.
Ding: Yes, big brother, we didn't know you left if we hadn't heard from other classmates that we saw you carrying a box downstairs.
e: just now, I lost my hearing. it was your voice that made us know you were here. What's the matter, big brother? I'm afraid we know you're leaving and I'll invite you to dinner. What? Ready to abscond with money, boxes, clothes, underwear, shorts and socks, right?
a: (right) you are always so poor. In fact, I didn't tell you that I didn't want to cry again when we were apart. To be honest, I have to cry every day to send my brother away these days, and I am already scared of crying. That's why I didn't want to tell you, and I didn't want to make you feel bad, but I still let you find it.
ding: eldest brother, you are so emotional. why are you more sentimental than us girls? You've wasted your life not being a girl.
E: Brother, don't say that you just got to the auditorium. Even if you get on the train, we can still find you. Just let him smell it in front and he will definitely find you.
C: It's a good deal. I'm a police dog, right?
e: don't beautify yourself!
c: I still beautify this. alas, what a mouth you have! But eldest brother is telling the truth. Yesterday, when I went to the station, I saw several girls who were crying and fainted being carried into the station. There were cries almost everywhere on the platform. Some boys even cry worse than girls. How can it be so easy to let go of a four-year relationship?
d: what time is your train, big brother?
a; Five o'clock!
e: It's still early. (Bring out the wine) Come on, big brother. Let's brothers have a drink here.
d: yes! Have a drink.
a: ok! (Open the wine and pour it) As usual, do it first! Come on, fuck! (four people have a drink)
Really, four years have passed before I can react!
e: yes, (learning from Shenyang) look at this eye. Four years later, it's howling ...
C: Learning from Shenyang again. Do you think you're a little good?
e: it's too easy for me to have a career. when I attend your memorial service and give you a eulogy, I will definitely have a career.
c: why do you look forward to my death so much? when I die, you will be the first legal heir of my estate.
e: you came here to find a bargain. you are very vulgar. Can't I wish you a long life?
c: that sounds pleasant to the ear.
e: I wish you a long life, a thousand years, and ten thousand years. You will be a national treasure by then. I'll get you a cage and put it in it. Future generations will go to see you and throw food into the cage for you.
c: I changed the tortoise, didn't I? I'm too lazy to argue with you today.
a: come on, come on, you two, you bicker when you get together. How can you still be like this after graduation?
e: We are all brothers. We don't even fight, let alone quarrel. Besides, we don't really quarrel. In fact, our brothers and I have never even blushed for so many years. Come third brother, I respect you. Although I have never lost my quarrel with you for so many years, I know that it is you who put up with me and did it!
c: you have said a few words for so many years! Come on (take the wine), we will die together!
a: alas, these two stooges!
ding: (holding wine) eldest brother, I propose a toast to you. Although I am a girl, people have treated me like a brother in recent years. Last time I had an operation, you sent me to the hospital and stayed with me for three days. I didn't sleep a wink for three nights. I never had time to thank you. Brother, even if I thank you for this glass of wine, thank you for your care over the past four years.
a: since we are brothers, why talk so much? Don't say anything. Let's do it!
c: hey, it's been four years. I don't even know what girls in our school think. Look, I'm so handsome that I haven't had a girlfriend for four years.
e: it's true that everyone has it these days. I've never seen anyone who has no self-knowledge. You're the only one who is handsome. Look at this blue wire. The whole wire rag is fine. Which girl has a bad eye for you?
C: It seems that you are capable. If you are so capable, you should find one.
E: I am better than you if I can't find one.
d: fourth brother, do you know what the key problem is that you can't find a girlfriend?
e: where is it?
ding: firstly, your mouth is so broken that you can't stop talking all day. I guess if you are sent to Africa for a month, your teeth will get tanned. Also, you smell too much. Just the smell you usually smell, which girl dares to get close to you? You can smell it 2 meters away, which is worse than gas bombs.
c: he usually doesn't have to take a shower once a year. he can lose four or five pounds every time he takes a shower. it's all mud!
E: You are exaggerating.
A, P, D, E: Haha, come on, drink, drink!
c: eldest brother, I propose a toast to you. I wish you a good job in the future, make progress every day, do more practical things, find more partners, earn more and more money, get better and better, and try to mix up in your hometown!
a: thank you, old three, but I'm familiar with this word!
c: this is the word of your essay at the freshman orientation party.
a: this is piracy, hehe, come and drink.
c: drink.
e: (takes out a bottle of Erguotou)
A: Really, would you like to drink this?
c: old four, you're drunk. eldest brother will go to the station later!
e: I'll drink this bottle of wine by myself. First, I'll pay my respects to my eldest brother and see him off. Second, I'll apologize to everyone. I've been busy with club affairs in recent years, and I seldom spend time with everyone. Many times I haven't fulfilled my duty as a brother. Come on, I'll make amends for this bottle of wine! (gulping down half a bottle in one gulp makes me cough and stop)
C: (grabbing the bottle) What are you doing? It's not so messy to be brothers. If you say so, I should also be punished (then get up and have a big drink). I've done something wrong to my brothers before.
ding: (grabbing the bottle) and me, I should be punished, too. I didn't persuade good sister-in-law when Brother broke up, so I should be punished the most ...
A: (shouting) What are you doing? You are all brothers. Do you need this? Do you still want me to get on the bus safely? Huh?
e: I'm sorry, big brother!
ding: it's mainly the thought that everyone is going to be separated, which makes me feel bad!
a: I understand, just like you. But today we agreed that no one should cry and be happy.
ding: yes, listen to big brother. I haven't cried any girls. why are you crying?
a: come on. Drink!
d: by the way, big brother, I brought someone else today.
A: Who is it?
d: you'll know when you come. (Go backstage and bring yourself) Look, who did I bring?
a: (a little surprised to see myself) why are you? Didn't you just yesterday?
Ji: Yes, I should have left yesterday, but later I had something unfinished and changed it to today.
a: I waited at the airport for more than two hours yesterday without waiting for you. I thought you didn't want to see me.
J: Did you really go to the airport yesterday? I thought you wouldn't go yesterday, but you went anyway.
a: how come? What I said always counts!
Ji: Is it true?
a: what?
Ji: Did you keep your word?
a: (smiling lightly) of course! When have I ever lied to you?
Ji: You said you would listen to me.
A: I did.
Ji: (a little sobbing) Well, I won't ask you why you broke up. I just want to ask you about me. When we were together. . . Have you ever betrayed me? "
A:" No! "
Ji: "Me neither. I never promised Zhou Jie's pursuit at all.
a: (pretending to be calm and wry) "it's all in the past, so let's talk about it now. . . What's the point? " "I hope you can have a happy life in the future ... (forced smile) (music starts)
Yourself: (Looking up at Ding with tears in his eyes, he said softly) I once loved a boy deeply, and he rushed to the girls' building to find me regardless. . . He was so cold in Xinjiang that he even took off his clothes for me to wear. . . He climbed up Huashan step by step behind my back. . . He braved the pouring rain and carried me to the hospital. . . I slapped him countless times, but he never got angry. . .
a: (hugging yourself for a long time)
a: I've decided ...
a: what?
Ji: I'm not going back to Guangzhou. I'm going to Shandong with you.
a: have you made up your mind?
Ji: I've made up my mind. I'll get something and go to the station with you later!
a: (sighing thoughtfully) forget it, let bygones be bygones. You'd better go back to Guangzhou, Shandong doesn't belong to you! Just this hug as a memorial to our relationship. You ... Let's go!
Ji: (looking at Jia with a dull expression) What did you say?
a: forget me! I hope you will be happy in the future ...
Ji: (Reaching out and slapping Jia) Yu Yi, I hate you! (turning and running off the stage)
Ding: Big Brother, you ... hey ... Shanshan, Shanshan (chasing off the stage)
(A just stands where he is, slowly takes out a cigarette, takes a deep breath and spits it out)
C: Big Brother, why don't you go after her?
a: forget it, let her go!
c: how could you do this to her?
a: (taking another puff) you wouldn't understand. Her parents have found a good job for her in Guangdong Provincial Bureau, which has great development prospects, and I am just a poor boy with nothing and can't give her anything. She won't be happy with me ...
(Proprietor smokes a cigarette each)
C: Do you think she will be happy without you?
A: Who knows ...
E: (puts his arm around A's shoulder) I'm sure she will understand one day ...
(The three of them are silent for a long time and smoke)
C: (pats A's shoulder) Big brother, time is running out. (Playing the music of friends don't cry)
A: (Raise my hand to look at my watch) The train leaves in an hour, so I have to go. Brothers, it's time to say goodbye. I don't know when I will see my brothers again after this trip. I really can't bear to part with my brothers in my heart. Don't take it to heart if my eldest brother was sorry before.
c: eldest brother, what are you talking about? we brothers don't care about these things.
a: remember, brothers, wherever we go, everyone will remember that we are brothers and good brothers for life! Brothers, the train is coming soon. I'll go first. Take care! (carrying the box, he and he walk to the platform)
C: Big Brother!
c: big brother!
a: (stop and turn your back on e-e) runner-up, (e-e) can you call me big brother again?
e: (crying softly) big brother!
a: hey! (turning to the platform)
e: (loudly) big brother! (A stops, wipes his eyes and walks on) < P > E: (louder) Big Brother!
A: (Stop and slowly turn around and stop for two seconds, four people hug and cry) My good brother ... (Lights dim)
Narrator: Those wet memories like the wind just passed me by, and I looked back at their disappearing backs, even without a smile, my brother, my ideal, my faith, my love ...
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