Lin joked.

A study published in Heart, an authoritative journal in the field of cardiology, shows that single dog is more likely to suffer from heart disease and stroke than married people.

The result of this research is like a bolt from the blue, full of deep malice to single dog, and it's okay to be stuffed with dog food regardless at ordinary times. Is it wrong to be single?

So, I decided to let the single dog people decide to join hands, cooperate sincerely and unite as one, so that everyone can see how good they are who are single by strength ~

Primary stage: Did I do something wrong?

First, the representative of the first echelon came to see us. The members of this echelon are basically in the primary stage of singles by strength. They are generally young and have little love experience. Although what they have done has been tested crazily on the edge of being single, they don't think there is anything wrong with their behavior.

For example, as Maknae in Everyday, Yi Bo's single life can be said to be a heartbreaking story of Everyday. For this reason, when Everyday Brothers went on vacation, the program group specially put his photo with Larena, Cheng Xiao and Kyulkyung on the bedside of Yibo.

But who knows that Yi Bo's backhand is a coquettish operation? I don't know when I secretly turned all the pictures of the bedside upside down! I am also convinced of this wave of operation. Yibo is really a new era liberal youth who bravely resists the feudal and decadent arranged marriage system! Appeal to Yibo and resolutely oppose arranged marriage!

Moreover, as a male star with his own cp constitution, he has a strong sense of cp with the female artists he has worked with. Yi Bo simply explained what it means to be single by strength, and also got the real name "accusation" of the female artists he has worked with.

I have worked with Cheng Xiao of the same company for three times, and the biggest impression I left for Cheng Xiao was "nothing to say" and "indifference". "Walking next to it, I feel that the air has dropped by 20 degrees";

On location with Larena, Larena only knows him, so he has been talking to him. He cured Larena of his "bad habit" of speaking in one sentence. "You are the most people I have ever seen. Don't your family hate you? " Love Miss Zu Er for one minute.

Let's take a look at Bo's face when he was asked about the big motorcycle. This is a joke. Hey, I'm a hundred times happier than mentioning his girlfriend ~

I guess Yibo's inner OS: Don't mess with me, it's no result, I only love motorcycles!

Similarly, there are occasional practitioners next door who are single by strength. Obviously, the situation given by the program group is to date a girl you like in a coffee shop, and as a result, Boogie's classmates have a rap, which is very swag ... or English. ......

I'm ... sorry to bother you ... (actually, I look stupid and crazy inside. Os: Why rap? Or in English? Do you think most people have to rap when they confess? Can direct freestyle capture girls' hearts? )

This boy also won the essence of single strength, because the sweetest and most romantic thing he said was "go to bed early"! This sentence is very powerful, and its lethality is comparable to "drink more hot water". It also invisibly expresses the strong will of "I don't want to talk to you again", which is simply a masterpiece!

In addition to the appearance of Love Bean Man, there are also many single men and women in film and television dramas. They have a common name-Zhu Dusheng!

In Dearest You, Lin complained to her sisters with tears, saying, "Every time he sees me, he makes fun of me, bullies me and calls me ugly." . But everyone can see at a glance that Yu Yang likes her, and she doesn't know it yet.

Han Yitong, one of Lin's good sisters, cries for a boyfriend every day, but what she does is really ... if it's not an active atmosphere, she just walks on the road of an active atmosphere, telling jokes, telling dirty jokes and telling cold jokes ... Anyway, no matter how lively, she finally scares away the boys who are dating and socializing. ......

Also, Xiao Zhi, as the male owner of Poké mon, is naturally surrounded by beautiful women, and has the golden conditions to take off the bill. However, he succeeded in getting rid of countless opportunities to get rid of the order by virtue of his "integrity". ......

"If I win this battle, you must associate with me", "No problem, but we won't lose". Well, well done, not only did it not hurt the girls' self-esteem, but also expressed their belief in winning! I really don't care about living alone at all ......

Intermediate stage: I turned a blind eye to the performance that I should cooperate with you.

Next came the second echelon in front of us. It is most appropriate for the representatives or behaviors of the second echelon to use Joker Xue's lyrics "I should turn a blind eye to your performance", because their daily life is-they don't understand any hints!

Among them, Bai Jingting is an outstanding and outstanding representative. No one should refute it. In Detective Star, the ghost just wants to get his attention, Doby. Results In the interview, wuli was "outspoken" and directly identified the ghost as a suspect, because "when I searched for evidence, she always deliberately talked to me" ......

When recording "Let's Fight", the girl who is obviously a partner wants her to eat mangosteen for free. As a result, the girl herself ate with relish ... alas, what else can I do? Of course I chose to forgive him ~

Although I have a headache, there is nothing I can do, but I can only say one thing for my heart: don't tease me, there is no result! I don't understand any hints from girls. Only my AJ can enlighten me!

Chang Xiongjian, played by Li Xian in There are Trees in the South, can't understand all kinds of hints from girls. For example, Wendy, played by Bai Bing, is interested in him, deliberately saying in front of him that only a sense of accomplishment in his career can bring him a little comfort, while Li Xian just can't understand it and solemnly says, "I am fine alone, more free and more chic."

By the way, push Bai Bing to someone else ... God, save the children!

Similarly, Li Yingjun, played by Park Seo Jun in the popular Korean drama "Why is Secretary Kim like that" some time ago, is also a representative figure who is single by strength, showing real single skills.

Secretary Jin, played by Park, said it was "cold" because it was too cold. At this time, shouldn't the man take off his coat and put on a typical idol drama for the woman, and then say, "You wear it, I'm not cold"?

But our vice president is partial! Secretary Jin took out his scarf and immediately stopped and said, "Farewell, I don't like pink" ...... That's why he got the official spit from Secretary Jin.

Don't think that this is the only situation. Xiao Zhi in Poké mon reappeared and decided to talk to Vice President battle. In the face of the same girl's indifference, Xiao Zhi made no waves and even wanted to laugh. Well, he really smiled and said, "Really, I feel warmer and warmer" ... Wow, if I were that girl, I wouldn't want to hit him!

Of course, the same outstanding is the black cat sheriff. Facing the praise of girls, he always keeps in mind his lofty ideals and beliefs as a public servant and firmly takes the road of Mandarin. My phone number is 1 10!

Um ... Miss Yang, I advise you to stop! You two, a cat and a sheep will not have a good result!

The ultimate stage: the meaning of life lies in being single

Finally, the third echelon came to us. What this echelon has in common is that they don't think there is anything wrong with being single at all. They enjoy being single, like freedom, and even want to laugh at the behavior of those who are eager to get rid of their orders. ......

Among them, many male guests in My Boy are representatives of the third echelon, and they think there is nothing wrong with being single. Cheney Chen listed n benefits of a person's life: quietness, freedom and staring without eyes. ......

Qian Feng, who is also a guest, can hardly agree with him. He bluntly enjoys single life, and of course lists several shortcomings of having a girlfriend. ......

Just, brother Qian Feng, you can eat anything. I admire your strength!

There is also Wei Ruochen, a hacker who relies on the ability list. Because his computer skills are really powerful, for him, the girl asked him 100% to repair the computer ... even if he asked the girl to send him a picture of the blue screen of the computer and the girl sent him a lovely picture, he was unmoved and fixed on the computer wholeheartedly! It is simply an example and an example for other boys!

Finally, I made up my mind to declare my love to the girl I like at 520. The result is already May 22nd. Even though I know I'm cold, all I can think about is "5 *16 *16+2 *16+2 =1282+32 = 65442. 522 is 13 14 "... at this time, his heart seems to have been purified, because he suddenly realized that" she is not worthy of a smart man like me "! Then drop the flowers and turn and run.

That's right! She doesn't deserve a smart man like you!

Oh, by the way, I must understand the negative textbook of Doumyouji Tsukasa's little brother that has impressed me so far! This is not only a single person who relies on strength, but also a dangerous person who should always be on guard! (And I can only whisper BB: Is it because Doumyouji Tsukasa's little brother's property has shrunk, so his temper is so bad? Ah ah, everyone must work hard to make money! )

However, I still want to advise Doumyouji Tsukasa: Wake up! You really can't find a girlfriend like this! After all, hitting people is fun, chasing after the wife crematorium!