Happy little joke: Boss, do you have carrot juice?

1. The soldiers said to the recruiters: I heard that you need manpower? I have many brothers here, and they all submit to you. Recruiting troops and buying horses, he said to everyone in the grass and trees: I really don't dare to take brothers like you. Not to mention their weak fighting ability, if they come with a fire attack, they will be completely ruined! 2. Starting from scratch says to growing old: You are a painter of interior walls, but you have found a satisfactory partner. The couple is very affectionate and in love. I really envy you! A man who grew old and grew old said to someone who started from scratch: Don’t worry, young man, we both also struggled through your days of poverty and nothing. If you have such skills in making steamed buns, sooner or later a girl will fall in love with you. 3. Telling tales and saying to Chaofengzhuying: I have all my strength, but I really can’t find a better job. Being a porter is really tiring, and disputes are so heavy. Chaofengzhuying said to the gossip: Brother, my job is not easy to do. Although Fengying is light, he can't be caught. 4. Gloomily said to Sui Tianzhuanri: I said it was so dark all of a sudden that I couldn't see anything. It turned out to be your kid's fault. He said to Anniang Wuguang, "This is a big business, I can't do it." It's spring, and the sandstorms are causing chaos. 5. Zi Zi Zhu Ji said to Ya Wen Che Zi: You can eat even the words. Is it high in calories or tasty? He said to Zi Zi Zhuji, "It's just so so. I just appreciate the beauty function of Chinese characters." Sister, you understand this better than me. Interesting words are funny.