Classic phrases to miss your roommates, good gays and good friends

Classic phrases about missing roommates: Good gay friends

1. We eat together, sleep together, go to get out of class and go to the library together, we are really good gay friends for life!

2. There will be an exam tomorrow, and my roommate is busy writing cheat sheets. Wu Shi joked: What should I do if my cheat sheet falls on the ground during the exam? My roommate thought for a while and calmly wrote my name...

3. The biggest pleasure every day now is to ask my roommate what to eat for lunch. Before going to bed, I said I want to have breakfast.

4. There is a group of people who are not sisters (brothers) but live under the same roof and call each other sisters (brothers).

5. Do you know how you feel when you bring food to your roommates and they are waiting for you?

6. The purpose of buying an alarm clock is to let the alarm clock wake up my roommates, and then let my roommates wake me up.

7. When I opened my eyes this morning, it was already 7:20. My first reaction was that there were no classes on Monday. My second reaction was to look at my roommates.

8. The university is a dormitory university. The roommates are inseparable and have love and hate.

9. The so-called pig-like roommate is that I had a cold and asked him to buy me White and Black, but he brought me Oreos

10. Friends, after we were separated for the holidays, I missed you.

11. Erbi’s roommate said: I am a wolf from the north who was frozen into a dog in the south.

12. College entrance examination? Interesting? When I was admitted to college, I didn't want to fall in love or have gay friends. I was unlucky and got hooked by my roommate that day...

13. I often did this in the morning when I was studying. I secretly glanced at my roommate's bed. As long as one of you is still in bed, it's like the truth - keep sleeping~!

14. Roll call in class! The classmate hurriedly called his roommate and whispered: Come on! The teacher called the roll... The roommate said calmly: Turn on the speakerphone...

15. Roommates are like grass on the wall, whoever is better is better than the other.

16. There is a kind of roommate called "When she sleeps, the whole world has to sleep, but when she wakes up, the whole world can't even fucking sleep"

17. Roommates, we Being able to live together is not fate, it is the arrangement of the dormitory aunt.

18. The roommate who was a bastard was hungry and pulled out a banana. I told him that it was not good to eat a banana on an empty stomach. The bastard said: The first bite is on an empty stomach, but the second bite is not.

19. A cricket came into the dormitory. It screamed, and a roommate imitated it, and then said: "You go to bed first, I will tire it to death

20. Water When will my sister get a drink? I wonder if the girl next door has a boyfriend? I want to dig into the wall, but I’m afraid it will hurt my hands.

21. : During the holidays, I play until dawn and go out after dark. When school starts, I go out before dawn and come back after dark...

22. The biggest sadness is when my roommate wakes me up by talking in my sleep. I thought I was having a nightmare.

23. Roommates, they are all creatures that make people love and hate them. 24. It takes a thousand years to build bunk beds to reach China. Good roommate

25. My roommate washed the socks with elastin and said that the socks were elastic after washing. I laughed.

26. Don’t thank your roommate because he was killed! Outstanding beyond ordinary people! You are still alive because you are too stupid!

27. When I couldn’t sleep, my roommate asked me to count from one to a thousand. I almost fell asleep when I counted to 200, so I just drank. I didn’t finish counting until I had a cup of coffee

28. When I woke up in the middle of the night, I heard a bell jingling in the hand of a roommate. People who didn’t know it thought a ghost was coming.

29. When my roommate was talking, he accidentally drooled on my hand. Let me not forget it. I said I will always remember your kindness!

30. I must have been poisoned by my roommate. Otherwise, why would I still feel sleepy after sleeping so much every day?

31. My roommate smells worse than my feet in the dormitory. I took off my shoes. Everyone here has run away' Another sneered, 'No one can run here if I take off my shoes'

32. There is a kind of feeling called dormitory affection, dedicated to my group of lovely roommates

33. After watching "Those Years", I suddenly miss the days when my roommates watched Ozawa together...

34. Living with roommates, growing up together, all kinds of emotions, every little bit. Bits and pieces become a river, slowly settling into various memories.

35. We are a family. Roommate

36. When will your boyfriend be here? Ask your roommate for a drink. I wonder if the handsome guy next door has a girlfriend?

37. The most unpleasant thing about sleeping in the dormitory is: it is not your alarm clock that wakes you up every morning, but the alarm clock of your roommate. What is even more hateful is that he is still sleeping when you are woken up. Must be like a pig.

38. Thank you to the roommates who kicked me under the quilt every time I slept.

39. Sometimes, a fart will result in punches and kicks from roommates.

40. There is a kind of friend and roommate - she has to be happy even if she is happy. Don’t even think about being happy if she is not happy. Sentences to describe good friends

1. Under no circumstances say anything about others behind their backs. If you must say something, say something nice. It is a good thing to have many friends, even if they are not very good friends, it is much better than having one more enemy because you speak carelessly and do not think carefully.

2. If your friend is a little crazy, please cherish it! They may look fierce, but in fact they are the softest on the inside; they look cold, but that is just a way to protect themselves; they value friendship, but they will never be friendly after being hurt. They are easily moved, but they are moved. They may appear to be strong, but they are actually the most vulnerable; they don’t like to hold grudges, but she still remembers clearly who treated her well and who treated her badly.

3. If one day you want to cry, call me. I cannot promise to make you laugh, but I can accompany you silently; because we are true friends, I am willing to share your Sadness and laughter, don't think it's an interruption, it's friendship.

4. Those who are happy for your sadness are enemies; those who are happy for your happiness are friends; those who are sad for your sadness are those who should be kept in our hearts.

5. How far a person can go depends on who he walks with; how good a person is depends on the kind of friends he has around him; how much achievement a person can have depends on what kind of friends he has. Who gives advice.

6. We used to laugh and fight together, worry and giggle about failing grades together, and be confused about entering society together. Maybe in the first year we are best friends, in the second year we are very good friends, in the next year we are friends who don’t talk much, and in the fourth year we may be friends who don’t even want to talk. Even so, I want to say to the friends who have appeared in my life: You are special, because your presence makes my life more exciting.

7. Just as we need to plant more trees on the roadside, we should also make more close friends on the road of our lives. Then, along the way, you will be filled with fragrance and relaxed and happy. Lovers are the road, friends are the trees. Have friends to accompany you along the way, but never forget the way or get lost.

8. No matter how long we haven’t seen each other, we are still the same as each other. We have bad tempers, talk loudly, and don’t pay attention to our appearance, but we always laugh so happily. Friends are those who, no matter how long we have been apart, will not be embarrassed when we get together again, and will feel sorry for your sadness.

9. When I was at a dead end, you opened a new way for me: when I was stuck in the middle of the sea, you built me ??a boat.

10. Pretend to be silent with friends and speak your mind to strangers.

For those who care about you, you don’t want them to worry. Sometimes, no news is good news. In fact, I really want to say "I'm fine", but maybe I'm lying out of intention, and I just want to put my brightest side on the front page of everyone's impression of me.

11. In normal times, communicate more with your friends. Don’t wait until you need help from your friends before you think of contacting them. Only when you enter the society will you know that you can meet a real person. My friend, how difficult it is.

12. Don’t forget to take time out of your busy life to relax yourself and always keep a young and happy heart.

13. How far a person can go depends on who he walks with; how good a person is depends on the kind of friends he has around him; how much achievement a person can have depends on what kind of friends he has. Who gives advice.

14. The most precious thing in the world is sincere friendship. My deep remembrance is like a fragrant little flower blooming in the deep valley.

15. In normal times, communicate more with your friends. Don’t wait until you need help from your friends before you think of contacting them. Only when you enter the society will you know that you can meet a real person. My friend, how difficult it is.

16. Friends are a lifelong thing. No matter how long and far the years have passed, I still remember the unique friendship.

17. When I was at a dead end, you created a new way for me: when I was stuck in the middle of the sea, you built me ??a boat.

18. Those who are happy for your sadness are enemies; those who are happy for your happiness are friends; those who are sad for your sadness are those who should be kept in our hearts.

19. If one day you want to cry, call me. I can’t promise to make you laugh, but I can accompany you silently; because we are true friends, I am willing to share your Sadness and laughter, don't think it's an interruption, it's friendship.

20. Under no circumstances do you say anything about others behind their backs. If you must say something, say something nice. It is a good thing to have many friends, even if they are not very good friends, it is much better than having one more enemy because you speak carelessly and do not think carefully. Sentences to praise good friends

1. Friends regardless of distance, they share the same hobbies across the world, and they make good friends; Friends regardless of gender, they share the same knowledge and speak in the same language; a piece of music, relaxed and harmonious; a greeting, Caring and considerate; a text message, warmth fills the air...

2. Friends are like stars in the sky, trying their best to emit light, even if they light up or die, they always exist.

3. A sincere friend is a bosom friend on the road of life and the cry of the soul. Bits and pieces of time!

4. There are eight words needed between friends, that is: trust, understanding, tolerance, and tacit understanding! Now I use these eight words to bless our friendship. May we be happy for a lifetime and be happy forever. Friends, there is no need to meet, just to know each other; no need to say much, but to understand each other. Never ask for a spoonful of water, never give a drop of food, just because of the pull of words, the world becomes close to the heart, thousands of miles away can drink together, the friendship will last forever!

5. Keeping friends in your heart is a kind of cherishment of fate; longing hidden in the heart is a fragrant memory; friendship existing in the heart is a cheerful melody; blessings flying out of the heart are a warm sweetness .

6. My sincere blessings will follow the breeze and drizzle as I stroll through the green grassland, pass through thousands of rivers and mountains, and come to your beautiful home. Sending my blessings and thoughts to you, my friend.

7. The longing for friends is like the curl of light smoke, and the blessing for friends is like the tinkling sound of the gurgling stream. Maybe time will fade away the past, maybe spaces will be isolated from each other. But what is worth cherishing is still the friendship between friends.

8. Having friends to accompany you is a kind of comfort, having friends to encourage you is a kind of strength, having friends to help is a kind of warmth, having friends to care about you is a kind of happiness, and knowing you here is also a kind of warmth. Fate, no matter how deep or shallow it is, no matter how far apart we are, I wish you good health and happiness forever, Brother Nanshan!

9. Friends are endless feelings that can be read and written. It is a book that people can hold in their hands without a cover or read. I always want to read this book and treasure its existence. Maybe it is the dream of eternal happiness in people's lives. I can read it vividly. In the dream, it is also a joy to wake up. Changle wishes my friends a happy weekend!

10. A sincere friend is a bosom friend on the road of life and the cry of the soul. Bits and pieces of time, flashing memories. No matter where you are, my blessings are always by your side.

11. Friends are the most beautiful scenery on the road of life, and friendship is the heartstrings that connect each other. Let us use the pen and ink of our hearts to embellish the scenery on the road of life, and use sincere dedication to harvest the most touching things in the world. true love! May my blessings be brought to my friends like blossoming flowers and wisps of fragrance.

12. I sincerely wish you can feel the breath of friendship even though you are thousands of miles apart. May a good mood accompany your friends every day. Space is the spiritual communication between friends. Messages are true concern for friends. Walk out of friends. The space is filled with beautiful thoughts! You will also feel the happiness of living under the same blue sky.

13. Friends are dreams of missing each other, friends are gold and will always be brilliant; friends are fate, and the road becomes wider and wider as time goes by; friends are blessings and auspiciousness that are boundless.

14. Friends are the most beautiful scenery on the road of life. Friendship is the heartstrings that connect each other. Let us use the pen and ink of our hearts to embellish the scenery on the road of life. Use sincere efforts to gain the most touching true love in the world! I wish my dear friend happiness and happiness forever!

15. Friends are the jungle of life, a resting station for the soul, a residence for collecting thoughts, and a bag for storing feelings. No matter how many winds and rains there are on the road of life, friends are like umbrellas, accompanying you all the way to a clear sky! May your sky be bluer and your life be the most beautiful!

16. It’s great to have friends. Why have we met before? Why be afraid of meeting each other for the first time on a strange Internet? Interaction and friendship. Maybe you just want a ray of spring breeze, but friends in space give you the whole spring.

17. New friends are as light as lemons, cooling and soothing the throat; good friends are thicker than milk, the fragrance wraps around the lips and love is strong; old friends are like brothers and sisters, and go with each other through thick and thin.

18. Friends are fate, worth cherishing forever; friends are gold, always brilliant; friends are pianos, playing wonderful music; friends are tea, tasting the fragrance of life; friends are pens, writing happiness and well-being; Friends are songs, singing warm love: I wish my friends happiness every day!

19. I hold my friends in my heart as a kind of cherishment of fate. I hide my thoughts in my heart as a fragrant memory. I would like to keep this beautiful feeling in my memory forever and wish my friends happiness. The mood never changes. Dear friends, only if you have a dream in your heart today, will your dream come true tomorrow! I came to visit my good friend. I wish you happiness, health and peace forever. May our friendship last forever.

20. A small space is a nostalgia that is hard to leave; a warm message is a sincere sentiment; a distant blessing is a sincere wish; the friendship of friends is an everlasting attachment; no matter where we are in the world, we are separated by a screen. I will silently wish my dear friends happiness forever!

21. A true friend does not matter about distance or gender. He may be close at hand or he may be far away. As long as we embrace each other and take care of each other, this mutual understanding, lovesickness, help and mutual support will be achieved. Qi is the most gentle, comfortable, joyful and beautiful artistic conception in the world, and it is the most sincere touching in the world.

22. Holding friends in your heart is a kind of cherishment of fate; longing hidden in the heart is a fragrant memory; friendship existing in the heart is a sweet melody; blessings flying out of the heart are a brilliant beauty. ;A sincere blessing and a persistent friendship! I wish my friends: happiness forever! Happy forever!

23. Friends are the most beautiful scenery on the road of life, and friendship is a beating heartstring that connects each other. We embellish the scenery on the road of life with the pen and ink of our hearts, and harvest the most touching friendship in the world with our sincere dedication.

24. Friends are fate, I will cherish them forever. Friends are gold, always brilliant. Friends are pianos, playing the beauty of life. Friends are tea, tasting the fragrance of life. Friends are pens. Write a lifetime of happiness, friends are songs, sing a lifetime of warmth, wish your friends a good mood every day! Warm words to send to good friends

Warm words to send to good friends

1. When I first entered high school, I came to the classroom. It was the first time I met new classmates. I wanted to be friendly. point. Seeing a girl with short hair who was very handsome and looked a bit like a man, Xiao Wang walked over and put his arm around her shoulders and said hello. Unexpectedly, she came up and slapped me and said: I am a woman, don’t I know the difference between men and women? Xiao Wang got angry and slapped him back: I am also a woman.

2. A friend brought her boyfriend home. The boyfriend said that her father was nervous and didn’t know how to put his hands. The friend said that if you are nervous, just put it in your pocket. After that, the friend’s father took her out alone and asked her : "Is your boyfriend okay?" The friend was curious and said no, so her dad said, "Then why is he putting one hand in his jacket pocket and one hand in his pants pocket?"

3. A reporter interviewed 100 penguins about what they do in a day. The first one said: eat, sleep, and play beanies. The second one said: eat, sleep, and play beanies. I kept asking 99 of them and the same thing happened. When I asked the 100th one, they said: eat and sleep. Reporter asked: Why don’t you fight Doudou? Penguin cried and said: 5555, I am Doudou.

4. His girlfriend’s mother handed Xiao Ming a check: “I’ll give you 1 million and leave my daughter.” Xiao Ming took the check and turned to his girlfriend: “Let’s break up, I don’t love you. "My girlfriend was shocked: "Don't you have hundreds of millions in assets? Why did you break up with me for 1 million?" Xiao Ming replied coldly: "How else do you think I earned hundreds of millions. ”

5. At the supermarket checkout counter, the cashier said: “I’m sorry, we don’t have any change. Can I use a lollipop to pay for it?” “How can I pay you 9 yuan?” So I’ll give you 9 lollipops.” “But all I bought was one lollipop!”

6. When Tang Monk and his disciples were studying for scriptures, they encountered six-eared macaques. distinguish. You can only go to Tang Monk for identification. Tang Seng said: "As a teacher, I want to eat watermelon." The two monkeys immediately turned into watermelons; Tang Seng said: "As a teacher, I want to eat apples." Both monkeys immediately turned into apples; Tang Seng said: "As a teacher, I want to eat Peaches." The two monkeys immediately turned into peaches. Tang Monk said: "Bajie, get that kiwi fruit for me!"

7. I look up at you at a 45-degree angle, looking at your tall and straight figure, your majestic and motionless standing posture, It looks like Mount Tai collapsed without any chaos. What I want to say is, how can you be so calm? Telephone pole! ?

8. We went out for a dinner on the birthday of a colleague at work. About ten of us drank 5 bottles of liquor with over 50% alcohol content, and drank more than N bottles of wine. One of our senior chefs drank so much that he vomited. We went to have a barbecue in the evening, and the master didn't move. We asked what was wrong, and the master said weakly, "I threw up my dentures."

9. Girls nowadays are really difficult to take care of. When they are angry, they will Standing stupidly on the road, no matter how you coax him, he can't be coaxed. I said buy you a bouquet of flowers, but ignore me; I said take you to a movie, but ignore me; I said let's go eat delicious food, but ignore me. Later, his boyfriend came over and asked me: "Who are you?!"

10. I miss you, but I can't tell you, just like a tree full of pear blossoms can never bear apple.

I miss you, but I can't tell you, just like the rainbow hanging high in the sky, no one can ever touch it. I miss you, but I can't tell you, just like the train track, no ship will ever pass by. I miss you, but I really can’t tell you, because I’m afraid that if I tell you, you won’t be able to have a good time this summer, so I’ll send you a text message to tell you that I miss you!

11. Let’s get to know each other for a long time, and our friendship will naturally become deeper. Although we have less contact, we miss you more. I wish you more happiness and more happiness. More moisturizing.

12. Happy mind: a happy spirit, happy emotions, full fighting spirit, unremitting efforts, practice every day, and you will become a successful hero and a happy hero!

13. I treat you to a feast today. Happiness is the dessert, happiness is the main dish, and health is the rice. If you want to eat something else, feel free to order it. As long as your wishes come true, go smoothly and safely, I'll pay for everything!

14. Work should be like blowing up a balloon to encourage yourself; life should be like shooting basketball to give yourself flexibility; health should be like playing billiards and positioning yourself. My friend, I wish you happiness!

15. This is the "Happy" brand text message. It is exclusively produced and of high quality. It has the effect of dispelling worries, relieving fatigue, prolonging life, eliminating diseases and disasters, and attracting wealth. If one person receives it, the whole family will be happy.

16. Happiness will tie you up, and then throw you into the sea of ??good luck, letting you float, float, and shake. May you be picked up by someone called Health, and your wish of being happy every day and having peace in your life will come true. !

17. My friend, wash away your worries, throw all your sorrows into the pot of wishful thinking, let me light the fire of blessings, and wish you a 100% happy life, happiness and beauty without compromise!

18. Distance does not matter, height does not matter, beauty or ugliness does not matter. No matter where you hide, I will rely on you to pester you. My name is happiness and my nickname is peace.

19. If you want to hit the target accurately, you have to let the bullet fly for a while; if you want to enjoy the coolness, you have to let the breeze blow for a while; if you want to deepen friendship, you have to let the text message run for a while; if you want to get a red envelope, you have to let the mosquitoes bite you. In a while

20. I will give you a plate of beer duck, and you will laugh when you eat it; I will give you a plate of cold vegetables, and you will be loved after eating it; I will give you a bowl of hot soup, and you will always be healthy after drinking it; I will give you a cup of blessing wine, and you will be safe. Forever!

21. This text message has gone through strong light radiation, scorching sun, strong winds, lightning strikes, mosquito bites, and rain washes, and finally reaches your mobile phone, saying to you: Be happy every day, hold your belly and be happy , I am happy when I am covered with a quilt, I am happy when my nose is runny, I am happy when I look at the sky, I am happy when I drink water, I am happy when I think of me, I am happy even if I am not happy, I am healthy and happy!

22. In the scorching heat, I look forward to the cool weather, feel panic and have long dreams. It's the same every year, but there's no way to escape the heat. The sun is so intense that my eyes are blurred, I can't see clearly, and I'm sweating a lot. At night, the mosquitoes went crazy again, slapping them and getting hurt. I still stayed in bed early in the morning with red envelopes all over my body. When the sun was about three o'clock in the morning, the sky was dusk and my hands and feet were busy. The weather is hot in summer, I hope my greetings can bring you a little bit of coolness and make you feel happy and refreshed!

23. The old Taoist priest taught his apprentice: "After twelve o'clock on Sunday night, ghosts are most active and most dangerous." The apprentice asked curiously: "Is this a special emphasis on yin and yang?" The Taoist priest shook his head: "No, no, really, it's Monday, and no one wants to go to work..." Haha, here's a joke, Monday is the beginning of a busy day, I hope you can take some time off and be happy in your busy schedule!

24. God is a thief and wants to steal another year. I searched frantically at the end of the year, but luckily you are here! I asked him: Why not steal it with you? He shrugged and said: This friend is too important in your heart, I can't move it!

25. God said to me, if I don’t bless you, the rooster will lay eggs, the sun will dim, and the earth will stop spinning immediately.

In order to prevent chaos in the world, I have to wish you: be happy all the time, happy every day

26. I can’t represent the party and the central government, nor can I represent the local area, but I can represent my family’s vegetables, tree stumps, Melon vines, noodle soup, and baskets of greetings: I wish you happiness every day!

27. Don’t stop: keep chasing your dreams; don’t give in: after surviving the night, the sun will rise; the road is hard: sweat is a beautiful blessing; remember: success lies in the next step. Take a big step, yeah, fall into the pit!

28. One part of persistence, two parts of sincerity, three parts of confusion, four parts of pity, five points of tears, six taels of tenderness, seven cups of romance, eight points of love fire, nine tests, Bake it into a perfect fruit.

29. When heaven is about to bring great blessings to you, you must first call your mobile phone, ring its bell, vibrate its mobile phone, light up its screen, display its text, and send a string of blessings to win a smile. Finally, I wish you smile every day!

30. I wish you happiness every day. I wish you happiness with your hands on your belly, happiness with a quilt over your head, happiness with a runny nose, happiness with your face to the sky, happiness with your drinking water, happiness when you think of me, happiness even if you are not happy. , healthy and happy!