Find some jokes about good news and bad news, the more the better.

Southerners fought with northerners, and as a result, the north was defeated and the food was taken away. At this time, the people in the north complained to the leaders. The leader said, "There is good news and bad news, which do you want to hear first?" People say, "Listen to the bad news first." The leader said, "We have no food, so we can only eat cow dung in the future." People think: Never mind, there is good news. The leader continued: "The good news is that there is a lot of cow dung, so you can eat it slowly."