Please close your eyes and have an interesting conversation when it is dark.

MM: Bodhisattva! You are kind, please tell me, when can I find a husband

Bodhisattva: The secret must not be revealed! It's fate!

Shit! Isn't this nonsense?

Bodhisattva: Bah! I wonder if I'm still a monk.

MM: Fight for Buddha. Why did you choose to protect Tang Priest from the scriptures?

The Monkey King: Just to get a degree!

Is education really that important?

The Monkey King: I'm a gangster who served his sentence in Wuzhishan, and now I'm fighting Buddha. Do you think it's important?

MM: Nu Wa Niangniang! Why did you make man?

Nu Wa: I missed it. I've tried to make it up to you. If I don't build some people, who will I go to collect maintenance fees?

MM: Then why do you divide people into men and women?

Nu Wa: I am neither a man nor a woman myself. Want to know which is better, male or female?

MM: What about the result?

Nu Wa: I made it up again!

MM: Houyi! Why did you shoot the sun that year?

Hou Yi: Someone paid for it.

Why did you leave one?

Hou Yi: They only paid nine!

Why did you leave this?

Hou Yi: It also paid a price!

Vega! Why did you marry Yong Dong?

Weaver Girl: For love!

Is this the only reason?

Weaver Girl: This ...

MM: What else?

Weaver Girl: He has a house!

MM: net altar messenger! Why do you like Gao Yuee?

Pig Bajie: He is very beautiful.

Then why not date her now?

Pig Bajie: I am a civil servant now!

MM: Almighty Buddha! What is the essence of Buddhism?

Tathagata: Be merciful!

What does the monastery do to monks?

Tathagata: others are not good to me!

MM: What about the monk beating and killing people?

Tathagata: Damn it! Lao Tzu has many brothers, rich enough and cruel enough! Those who follow me will prosper, and those who oppose me will die! I'll beat anyone who dares to bully my brother!

MM: Why are you ... so vulgar?

Tathagata: Amitabha! Uh-huh ... I mean: Buddhists make good relationships, punish evil and promote good, what goes around comes around, and help all beings!

Jiang Taigong! Why did you worship God in those days?

Jiang Ziya: Heaven is good and heaven is lucky!

But in the end, you lost your position!

Jiang Ziya: I did it on purpose.

MM: why? Give up yourself for others?

Jiang Ziya: Bullshit! Take too many bribes when sealing the gods, it is better to take a back seat early, so as not to get into trouble!

MM: Jade Emperor! Why did so many immortals or family members become demons when Tang Priest learned the scriptures?

Jade Emperor: If you stay in the Heavenly Palace for too long and your income is low, it is inevitable that someone will go to sea.

Did they all get punished later?

Jade Emperor: It's all punishment! Some people were sentenced, others were severely warned to see what would happen.

Everyone will make similar mistakes. Why is the punishment so lenient?

Jade Emperor: All the serious warnings are officials!

Master Yamaraja, why did you send people to hell?

Yan Luowang: Who told those guys not to reply to old posts?