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Hippo as a nanny

The hippo has not eaten for three days, and a strong wind can blow it away. Hungry, hungry, I can't stand it. In the blink of an eye, a string of tears fell on the instep. Such a big man cries, and people will laugh when they see him. The hippo buried his head. What did he see?

There is a piece of paper on the telephone pole, which reads: Mother cat needs a babysitter urgently, come quickly!

The hippo ran to the cat's mother's house and knocked on the door.

"Who is it?" Mother cat opened the door and got a fright.

Hippo quickly lowered its head and shrank its tall body again and again.

Mother cat smiled: "Hippo, are you here to be a nanny?"

"yes." Said the hippo, rubbing his big hand.

"Have you ever been a nanny before?"

"When I was, people thought I was big."

"What's wrong with big? No one dares to bully my baby. "

"People still think I'm loud."

"Not too big, similar to the voice of our cat."

"No, I'm hungry now …" The hippo wants to say that she can't speak loudly because she is hungry. Mother cat wouldn't listen, so she quickly brought a pot of noodles.

"Don't mention it. Eat it. You can only work when you are full. " Mother cat said.

The hippo stopped after eating a little. He doesn't know if his mother will let him be a nanny here.

"Look at your appetite." Mother cat cocked her head and said.

The hippo blinked and didn't say a word. In fact, he could eat three pots of noodles in one breath.

"Well, I like you very much!" Mother cat is like an advertisement.

The hippo grinned. His lips are very big, so he has to use two lipsticks at a time.

Mother cat gave the baby cat to hippo and went to work.

Hippo happily picked up the kitten from its cradle, rubbed its nose and said, "Your mother is really a kind person!" " "Maybe the hippo's big mouth opened and closed, scaring the cat baby. He burst into tears with a loud wow.

Oh, the kitten is hungry! Hippo poured the biscuits in the biscuit container into his mouth and whined to the kitten: "kitten, don't cry, don't make trouble, chew the biscuits and you'll be full!" " "After chewing for a long time, the hippo felt that there was nothing in his mouth. It turned out that all the biscuits flowed into the hippo's stomach along the noisy door.

The kitten cried even harder, and the hippo quickly cooked a large pot of milk and blew it warm. He took a bite, very hot! This will burn the kitten's tongue. Give it another blow and have a taste. I took one bite after another. At last, there is only one drop of rain in the milk. Ah, it's not hot now. The hippo poured this drop of milk into the kitten's mouth. Poor kitten, his voice is almost hoarse from crying.

"Ha ha-so tired!" Hippo's eyelids are too heavy to open. "I haven't slept for three days and nights."

Hippo fell asleep in the cry of kitten. The kitten's cry became a lullaby for hippos.

Mother cat came back from work and couldn't open the door, so she had to shout, "Hippo! Hippo! "

Hippos snore like thunder.

"Hippo! Hippo! "

The hippo snorted.

"Hippo! Hippo! "

The hippo woke up and opened the door.

"Put the kitten in the cradle!" Mother cat frowned and covered her ears.

The hippo put the kitten in the cradle, and the mother cat shook it, and the kitten stopped crying at once.

The hippo stood up from the ground, and the mother cat opened her mouth in surprise.

"Oh my god, how did your' child' become so big? "

"It's always been like this." The hippo touched his belly and said shyly.

"Oh, hippo, your voice is too loud, and you will overturn the house!"

"I knew you would say that." The hippo's eyes darkened.

"Are you angry, hippo?"

"No. ..... I want to tell you that this morning, the cat baby ate a tube of biscuits. "

"A tube of biscuits?"

"There is a pot of milk!"

"A pot of milk? Ha ha ha ... "Mother cat smiled.

"What are you laughing at?" The hippo stared at the mother cat inexplicably.

"The kitten is so small, how can it eat so much? He doesn't have a hippopotamus belly. "

The hippo's face turned red, even his eyes turned red.

Mother cat quickly said, "hippo, don't cry." Your two tears will float away everything in my home. "

The hippo covered his eyes.

Mother cat slowly approached the hippo: "Hippo, listen to me, you are not fit to be a nanny."

"So, I'm going back to raise fish with my father again?"

"Fish farming? Have you ever raised fish? Great! For me, fish is absolutely indispensable in life. "

"Is that right? Don't you think it's useless to raise fish? "

"No, no, no, no, fish farming is so promising! Great! "

"Well, I should go home and raise fish." Hippo's eyes looked at the door. "You shouldn't run to town without telling your father."

Mother cat took out money and a big bag of snacks and said, "Have a nice trip!" " "

The hippo was very moved and said, "Thank you. I will definitely send you a laundry list of big fish. "

"Well, I really want to babysit for you, so I can have a lot of fish to eat."

Say that finish, mother cat and hippo both laughed.