Change the lyrics of a joke

1, when I was a child, I listened to "Xintianyou": "Bowing my head and walking towards the ravine", and I always thought it was "my head is like a ravine".

2. "Wait once in a thousand years, wait once-",and someone heard it: "A thousand years of female ghosts, female ghosts-"

3. At that time, the closing song of the super variety show: "Goodbye, goodbye, meet in front of the color screen …" sounded like "Meet in the morgue …". Later, it was estimated that the audience had too much opinions and changed it to "Meet in Applause".

4. Remember Mickey Mouse and Donald Duck? The title says, "Ah, the show has started!" " After listening for a long time, I always thought he said, "Ah, wild boar shit!" "

5. Jigong sang: "Where there is injustice, there is me." Yes, where the ground is uneven, of course there will be a "nest"!

6. The sentence "Always keep your eyes open" in Descendants of the Dragon was incomprehensible at first, but it always sounded like "forever after two years". I've been wondering why it has to be two years later.

7. How many good sisters do you have? There is a saying, "Why does every girl marry a tear?". How should I listen? It's all "why does every girl have to marry a human"!

8. My high school classmate told me that when he was a child, he listened to The Red Sun on the Border was The Red Sun in Transformers! He didn't know what the "border area" was at that time, but he remembered it clearly. Every evening, he can see the red sunset in the west of the village. The most terrible thing is that there is a transformer on a highland in the west of their village. At night, I happened to see a red sun on the transformer. So my classmates have been thinking: Why do songwriters know that the transformer in their village is in the west?

9. In Andy Lau's China Guy, "How many dreams have been hidden in five thousand years" sounds like "How many dreams have been hidden in Jacklyn Wu". Strange, maybe they are related? ......

10, "The most romantic thing I can think of is to grow old with you", as "The most romantic thing I can think of is to sell computers with you ..."

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