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How big is the difference between men and women's thinking?

How big is the difference between men and women's thinking?

1, attitude towards underwear.

Girl: change it once a day, and then buy a brand-new batch three months later.

Boy: I'm going to wear these underwear all my life.

2. Attitude towards friends.

Girl: Not worthy of my best friend at all!

Boy: Brother, did you do yoga for two?

3. Attitude towards each other's friends.

Girl: Will you stop fooling around with your brothers!

Boy: Why hasn't your best friend come yet?

4. Look at the opposite sex.

Girl: Just occasional eye contact in the street.

Boy: Does she like me?

5. Talk to the opposite sex.

Girl: It's just a simple chat at work.

Boy: Does she like me?

6. and the opposite sex.

Girl: I just got off work.

Boy: Does she like me?

7. Eat with the opposite sex.

Girl: Just having lunch.

Boy: Does she like me?

8. Give gifts.

Girl: This color is so beautiful that he can use it without me!

Boy: She just needs this. She should have used it if she bought it!

9. Take photos with friends.

Girl: Is the beauty face thin?

Boy: Cut.

10, just started dating.

Girl: Let's eat.

Boy: Yes, OK.

After dating for a year.

Girl: Well, ok.

Boy: Let's eat.

1 1, when shopping.

Girl: Take your time. This looks good and that looks good. Let's go shopping first, then play, and then eat!

Boy: Eat on the sixth floor. Eat on the sixth floor.

12, after taking a shower.

Girl: My skin condition is not very good recently. I'll put on my mask later.

Boy: (looking at the mirror with bare arms) Why am I so handsome?

13, haircut.

Girl: I want to make the hair tip of clavicle thinner. Do you want layered air bangs?

Boy: Leave it long in the middle and shave off both sides.

14, after date.

Girl: Wow, he poked me carefully today. Will he be impressed with me, too He has been dreaming for half an hour. ...

Boy: I didn't hold her hand!

15, found that my best friend is gay.

Girl: Come on! Support support!

Boy: This product won't like me, will it?

16, after quarreling and making up.

Girl: Will he make such a mistake again? Am I too tolerant? Want balabala in the future?

Boy: Finally, the mission is over.

17, look at the boy's beard/chest hair.

Girl: What a mess! Never touched it!

Boy: Handsome and a little decadent!

18, predecessor.

Girl: How did I like him?

Boy: She is still very nice and gentle.

19, I saw someone else with a paper toilet.

Girl: I have paper with me. This person loves cleanliness.

Boy: This thing is absolutely shit.

20, look funny.

Girl: Haha, that's funny. Send it to friends, boyfriends, brothers and sisters, friends circle, qq space and little red book.

Boy: Haha, that's fucking funny.