Who can help me find some jokes about pigeons? You'd better send a text file to my mailbox at 530490006. ...

A male pigeon and a female pigeon go to Dali Temple to play. The mother pigeon was tired of flying, so the male pigeon had to carry her. Not far away, an old pigeon came face to face and said, "Little pigeon, you have also learned. If you are ill, go to the hospital. It is useless to worship Buddha! " "

Little white dove was drinking with her friend when her cell phone rang. It picked up the phone and said, "Sorry, the subscriber you dialed is drunk, please redial later." When I came home the next day, my wife swore, "How much wine did you drink yesterday? Even the mobile company knows! "

There are many pigeons in the sky. A male pigeon collided with a female pigeon. The fashionable mother pigeon glared and said, "Are you sick?" The male pigeon was puzzled: "Do you have any medicine?" The fashionable mother pigeon is very angry: "Are you mentally ill?" The male pigeon said coldly, "Can it be cured?" The pigeons burst into laughter!

An economic crisis broke out in pigeon village, and it is planned to lay off some pigeons through the examination. The exam question is "Not at all ()". After the test paper was handed out, the village head called the human resources manager and said, "After the test, leave the" tick "and cut off the" hang "!

A pigeon born by a farmer hit "Yes" for the first time. I am afraid that the taxi in the city will kill the passengers. When he arrived at the station, he took out a screwdriver to pick his teeth and asked, "How much is it?" I saw the driver pigeon take out a kitchen knife and shave and say, "It's up to you!" "

A chicken kept jumping down from the tree, then climbed up and continued to jump. It fell black and blue, and it wanted to fly. The mother pigeon next to her couldn't sit still, so she quietly touched the male pigeon next to her and said, "Dad, why don't we tell the child that he is not her own?"

A little pigeon was executed for killing its companion. Because of the poor quality of the bullet, the first shot didn't go off, and then the second shot was fired, and the third shot ... At this time, the pigeon cried and hugged the thigh of the executed pigeon and said, "You strangle me!" This is so scary ... "

After graduating from college, a little pigeon walked into the manager's office of a company and asked, "Do you want a female secretary?" The manager said, "Miss, we want to hire you, but now there is an economic crisis and there is no job." The little mother pigeon said, "I don't care if I have a job, just use my salary!" " "

One day, a male pigeon and a female pigeon went on a trip. A little pigeon sells souvenirs around them and says to the mother pigeon, "Miss with slim figure and beautiful face, buy a souvenir!" " "When the mother pigeon sees the poor pigeon, she casually looks for the male pigeon of her boyfriend to buy something. Unexpectedly, the male pigeon refused: "The liar is not worthy of sympathy! " "

The old pigeon asked the wild goose, "Where are you flying?" The wild goose replied, "Let's fly to the south for the winter." The old pigeon patted the head of the little pigeon beside him and said, "Look, this is the life of the rich!" " "

There is a little pigeon. Its head looks like a brick. It asked his mother, "Is my head a brick?" Afraid of hurting his self-esteem, his mother said, "Go to the well and take a picture!" " As soon as it reached the well, someone at the bottom of the well shouted, "Don't throw bricks at it! " "

Two little pigeons are talking. "You said that in ancient times, there was no electricity, no cell phone, no computer. How did our ancestors live? " "So they are all dead."

Two male pigeons talk about the female pigeon. "What's the difference between a strong mother pigeon and a gentle mother pigeon?" "When a strong female pigeon is angry, she takes a stool and a kitchen knife to hit her husband; The docile mother pigeon throws pillows and scarves ... "

Pigeon works as a waiter in a country hotel. On her first day at work, she didn't know many rules. One day, a group of old pigeons from the village came to eat. The mother pigeon served turtle soup and forgot the name of the dish. A pigeon asked, "What's its name?" "Gaomei" pigeon was startled. Ask again: "Why is it called this name?" "My dad took it." The dove suddenly realized that she was busy explaining the name of the dish. The little mother pigeon quickly replied, "Oh, this is a turtle. Your name is tortoise. " Pigeons are unhappy. After drinking, the pigeon wants to eat rice. In order to find out the number of people, the little mother pigeon counted them by hand. The pigeon was even more dissatisfied and shouted, "What are you counting?" "I am a dog!"

A mother pigeon gave birth to a daughter named "Beauty". One day, a friend asked the mother pigeon, "Why did you give your daughter such a tacky name?" The mother pigeon replied, "In this way, other pigeons will call me' beautiful mother'!"

The old pigeon said to a puppy love pigeon, "First love is childish, painful and fruitless. Worse, it may affect your growth. Now, do you realize your mistake? " The little dove argued, "But this is not my first love."

A short and fat little male pigeon, which other pigeons call "winter melon". One day, it chatted with its new girlfriend, Little Pigeon. The pigeon asked, "Did other pigeons call you' wax gourd' when you were a child?" The little male pigeon immediately replied, "Of course not. When I was a child, they all called me' Little Winter Melon'. "