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Female academics also have spring
His love is like a cloud in the sky. It is so beautiful when it floats by, making people want to hug her. The soft, warm touch makes you feel happy just thinking about it. But it was just a cloud. Even if there was no strong wind, it would float away soon. It was useless to stand on tiptoes and look hard, and it was useless to search desperately from different directions. It disappeared as suddenly as the elbow appeared. (1)
An Chen did not like Classmate Zhong from the beginning
. After all, she has been a top student since childhood and spent far more time buried in books than being obsessed with handsome boys. From her aesthetic point of view, classmate Zhong's "beauty" is not that obvious.
The familiarity between the two is somewhat legendary.
She developed measles during the winter vacation of her freshman year of high school and did not report to school until one week after school started. It rained lightly at noon that day. It was early spring weather, and the raindrops on my glasses and hair formed fine ice crystals. When she walked to the seat where she had been last semester with a thick stack of books in her arms, she was dumbfounded - her seat was occupied. The boy pointed to an empty seat in the first two rows with a smile and said: "There's no one in that seat, you can sit there."
An Chen was a little angry, but he couldn't get angry, so he had to sit down Get on the only empty seat in the class. When the school bell was about to ring, a person sat down on the chair next to him. After a few seconds, the person handed over a tissue and said, "Wipe it, your hair is a little wet."
An Chencong Looking up from the pile of books, he realized that the person sitting next to him was Zhong Yiran.
Seeing him smiling slightly, An Chen's anger seemed to dissipate.
Classmate Zhong is tall and handsome, plays basketball well, and can play the saxophone. He has all the elements to become a popular figure on campus. She had never noticed these before, but Yuan Yuan told her "kindly".
An Chen only thought that Mr. Zhong had an attractive face, and he was still a familiar face, and he often talked to her when he had nothing to say. They had only been at the same table for a week, and he started to whisper in her ear. She herself is a slow-moving person, but this does not mean that she talks little. If there is a chatty person sitting next to her, her chatty nature will be exposed.
Zhong Yiran is definitely not the legendary campus prince with a "warm smile". He has no integrity and a sharp tongue, and is good at cheating and coquettishness.
As a result, An Chen, who was originally a good girl and a good student, finally embarked on a path of no return under Zhong Yiran's tireless teachings.
(2)
The first year of high school always has a lot of spare time. After the weather warmed up, Zhong Yiran said, "The night view of your city is beautiful." After returning to her city, she sent him such a text message. "The few dozen minutes I spent seeing you were as short as a dream..." "I don't seem to have been to your place..." "I don't think you have been there either..." I play basketball every lunch break, but classmate Zhong is a A picky person who won't drink water from the water fountain.
"The basketball court is so far from the canteen. After playing, running to buy water is really exhausting. This will affect the quality of the afternoon lectures, right?" said Zhong, who looked like he loved studying. "So, deskmate, can you help me buy water?"
She originally planned to refuse, but thinking about how often she rubbed his pen and homework book, she had no choice but to agree.
Before going to class every afternoon, An Chen would "pass by" the canteen and buy Zhong Yiran a bottle of green tea and a bottle of Nongfu Spring.
Zhong Yiran’s venomous tongue often attracted An Chen’s Jiuyin White Bone Claws. They were called on several times when they talked in class. In addition, when buying water, the students seemed to look at An Chen and Zhong Yiran with something wrong. . What's more, some of Zhong's buddies would call her "sister-in-law."
She was a little overreacted at first, this was a scandal. But when she saw that classmate Zhong was fine, she wasn't excited anymore. Sometimes I'm a little secretly happy, after all, I can go home with Zhong Yiran and Wang Fafa, have dinner, and take out the photos to admire under the light. The more I admire them, the more I feel that there are such beautiful girls in the world, who are really beautiful and delicious.
Wang Fafa was looking at it like he was obsessed. "Dudududu", a knock on the door woke him up. Who would come to the door so late? He opened the door, and a girl came in. When he saw it, he saw bright red lips, white teeth, a sweet smile, and the dimples on her face trembling. Isn't this the girl in the photo? Are you dreaming? He twisted his thigh and his feet jumped in pain. This was definitely not a dream! He watched the girl walking towards him step by step, and became even more frightened. The beauties in the fairy tales were all monsters, foxes and ghosts. Did he encounter a ghost himself? He was so frightened that he said in a trembling voice: "You, you are, you are..." There are scandals about such a handsome guy, which is enough to satisfy a girl's vanity.
I bought water for Zhong Yiran for about a month, and held a class basketball game in the first grade of high school. The level of their class basketball team is very good, they passed all the way and reached the semi-finals.
The semi-finals will be played on Saturday evening.
Zhong Yiran was wearing a white Adidas T-shirt and running under the bright sunset. The light of the world seemed to be focused on him.
At the end of the first quarter, he walked towards the cheerleading team. An Chen looked at the mineral water on the ground, and with a heartbeat, he was ready to pick up a bottle and hand it to him.
"Zhong Yiran, here." The moment she picked up the water, a very sweet voice said.
She straightened up and saw Zhong Yiran taking a bottle of Nongfu Spring, saying "thank you" vaguely and opening the lid.
She looked to the side and saw a beautiful girl wearing a black shirt and school pants that had been changed into small-leg pants.
An Chen lowered his head and glanced at his dusty school uniform, then he twisted Master Kong's bottle cap hard. She was never very good at opening bottle caps and often asked Zhong Yiran to help, but that day she unscrewed them unexpectedly.
An Chen went home after watching the football match. She used to follow others/Gua Zhong Yiran, but today she suddenly lost her strength.
She is the kind of person who realizes things later. It wasn't until Ma Yan appeared that she realized she had fallen in love with Zhong Yiran.
This is probably how long-lasting love comes about.
(3)
In the following months, An Chen met Zhong Yiran and Ma Yan on various occasions at school. She and Zhong Yiran always pretended to be strangers.
But they are obviously not strangers. They still chatted and joked in class, he helped her with her duties, and she helped him avoid studying at night. Their relationship did not change even a little bit because of Ma Yan's appearance.
This made An Chen feel that she was special to classmate Zhong.
At the end of October, Zhong Yiran and Ma Yan broke up. The specific reason is unknown.
There was a power outage the night they broke up, and the evening study hall was lit with candles.
With the faint light of the candle, Zhong Yiran suddenly said: "Singles' Day will be celebrated again this year."
An Chen was almost laughing at that time, obviously he was gloating about his misfortune. Pretend to be intimidated.
"It's okay, your deskmate is with you. Let's fight in times of adversity."
After An Chen said this, he regretted it and waited to be punished by classmate Zhong. Indiscriminate bombing.
In the end, Zhong Yiran just stared at her for a while, then turned back to do his homework.
In fact, Zhong Yiran had already noticed An Chen's little thoughts.
He knew that An Chen had never been an enthusiastic, cheerful, and helpful top student. She was not very enthusiastic about other people's things, or anything that had nothing to do with herself. What An Chen did for him would never happen to anyone else. Even when his jokes about teasing her came out of someone else's mouth, she would get furious.
If there is anything the two of them have in common in their personalities, it is that they rarely waste energy on people they don't care about. Maybe it's unfeeling, maybe it's selfish.
Zhong Yiran couldn't say he liked An Chen, nor could he say he disliked him. After getting along for a long time, he can also remember her birthday and her preferences. They occasionally have a little ambiguity.
For example, when An Chen was chatting happily with the boy at the back table, classmate Zhong would suddenly say: "I can't wait to flirt with others while I'm still here."
For example, when talking about friends of the opposite sex, Mr. Zhong would say: "Since we have been at the same table for so long, you can barely be considered a confidante.
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For example, when there was no place for her to sit when the class was performing a drama, Zhong would pat her thigh generously and say: “Come on, deskmate, sit here.” ”
But these little ambiguities have not grown into love.
(4)
The three years of high school are really too short in life. , every time she recalled it, others would always praise her for her outstanding memory, and she could remember all the details, because for An Chen, the time spent with the person she loved by her side was enough to become the best memory of her life.
I was silent again when Zhong Bei, a senior in high school, never mentioned his idol in front of me, and he never acted coquettishly in front of me. In front of me, he was just a simple person. He couldn't be more of a simple man, he came home on time every day, was never picky about food, rarely watched TV, and did his own laundry... We had never had a heart-to-heart talk, and we had never gotten to know each other well as classmates. After one semester, we were quite motivated. Due to his diligence and hard work, to be precise, it should be through the joint efforts of himself and An Chen that he jumped from the middle ranking in the original class. Speaking of the initial encounter, Chen Hong had infinite emotions. She said she did not expect this. Romantic things can happen to me. All in all, I entered the top ten in the class a year ago. The transcript dangled in front of An Chen's eyes: "How about it, deskmate, do you want to take the N University exam with me? ”
An Chen has indeed considered this matter seriously. She has no particular university she wants to go to, so there is nothing wrong with taking the N University exam with Zhong Yiran. She can also choose the best major.
p>The so-called college entrance examination means ten years of hard work. I wonder if it is because An Chen and Zhong Yiran were not in the same school during the college entrance examination. Her memory of the two days of the college entrance examination is pitiful.
Official handover. On the day when I finished my application form, two people in the class had birthdays, so I asked the whole class to go to the KTV. In the big box, Zhong Yiran had been playing games with some of his buddies.
It was almost twelve o'clock in the morning. He went to the bathroom and when he came back, he found no one around Zhong Yiran, so he walked over and asked, "Did you apply to N University in the end? "
"No, I applied for K University. "
As soon as he finished speaking, someone smeared cream on An Chen's face. It turned out that the people around him ran to cut the cake.
Her glasses were completely stained. She couldn't see anything clearly. She just stood there with a big painted face. It wasn't until she was dazzled by the flash of the camera that she thought about washing her face.
She was not very good at drinking. After washing her face. When she came back, she just picked up the beer and blew it on the bottle, and ended up drinking it sloppily.
After the show, Yuan Yuan sent her home, but she didn't want to go home after entering the community.
"He has always said that he would apply to N University, and the head teacher's statistics form two days ago also filled in N University. But why did he change his mind? I thought we could still be in the same school. I gave up University X and applied to University N, but he said he applied to University K. "An Chen lay on his knees and cried loudly.
They didn't have much contact during that holiday, except for a few chats at dinner parties sponsored by various classmates. They never met again, but Zhong Yiran's shadow was Always around her
When she walks through the Adidas flagship store, she will think of Zhong Yiran’s black polo shirt.
When she sees Dove ads on TV, She will think of the sandwich chocolates that Zhong Yiran likes to eat.
When chatting about McDull, she will think of the jokes Zhong Yiran told her.
But she and I go to Du Ning's. The company asked him to report the loss of his bank card and asked him to take me to the counter. When I went downstairs with him, my heart was so excited that I twisted my foot, but before he could help me, I was already lying on my back. I fell down. The plot was completely out of control. At least we finally had physical contact, because he went to buy a band-aid and put it on my bleeding wound. She was afraid that the girl would remember it once she said it. , in "Blues Coffee". The girl liked the blue atmosphere there, so the boy gave her a pair of blue rings. The rings were divided into two, one fluorescent blue and one crystal blue. They are jagged, but they can fit together tightly.
Yuan Yuan said that according to her incomplete statistics, she and Zhong Yiran officially dated each other in three years of high school. There are at least a dozen girls who have had an affair or confessed their feelings.
"Of course, the longest time is you, An Chen."
After hearing her words, An Chen just smiled bitterly.
So what if it takes the longest time?
It's not even a spare tire, at most it's a jack.
(5)
After the enthusiasm of the freshman had passed, Zhong Yiran began to feel that college life was a bit boring. He has never been the kind of enthusiastic and curious person. He would play basketball after class, play games and listen to music in the dormitory, but he always felt that something was missing in his life.
One day while browsing the school, I saw a status saying "Do you still remember your deskmates from those years?"
Classmate Zhong finally understood what was missing in his current life.
No one helped him buy water during lunch break or after gym class, no one helped him with boring English homework, no one argued with him in politics class, and no one took a I showed off my high scores to him, but no one organized all my notes and lent them to him.
He missed the girl who used to sit next to him. She was obviously a scheming girl, but she always pretended to be a little white rabbit, and she was quite cute when she occasionally went offline.
Classmate Zhong decided to call his old classmate.
An Chen was stunned for a while when he saw Zhong Yiran's name on his phone.
"Wow, Zhong Yiran, you actually took the initiative to hit me. Longxia Trade City is a big project with an investment of billions. If it succeeds, it will at least give me confidence in my life for the next year. I would have already She planned how to do it with An Xiaodian, but now she wants Xiao Du to get involved and share the pie. Why? Give me a call! There are too many beauties in college, do you remember me?"
" Long time no see, I want to say hello to you. Is this how you treat other people’s concern?”
No, this is not how they chat. This was An Chen’s first thought when he heard him say this. reaction.
"Thankfully, I missed the good life in high school just now. It's so wonderful to have a dominatrix like you sitting next to me." Zhong Yiran added.
This is the style of classmate Zhong. An Chen is finally at ease.
When I first entered college, everything was new. The military training could be complained about for half an hour. The swimming pool without water, the unsatisfactory dormitory, and the unpalatable canteen were all faults.
When hanging up the phone, An Chen looked at the time, three hours, forty-two minutes and nineteen seconds.
No. 1 in the length of calls between the opposite sex.
Zhong Yiran will really miss his high school days, and he is a little regretful without An Chen around him, but after all, he has a rich emotional experience.
His love is like a shadow on the horizon. Gong Zhihui replied: "I saw it too. I think I know what the shadow is." One cannot help but want a hug. The soft, warm touch makes you feel happy just thinking about it. But it was just a cloud. Even if there was no strong wind, it would float away soon. It was too sudden. She suddenly felt that it was too dramatic. She turned around, smiled and said to Lan Ye, in fact, you don't have to be like this. I won’t miss you money. . It was useless to stand on tiptoes and look hard, and it was useless to search desperately from different directions. It disappeared as suddenly as it had appeared.
(6)
On December 23, An Chen got on the train to City D.
The next day was Zhong Yiran’s birthday, which was Christmas Eve.
At midnight, she texted Zhong Yiran on the train: "Happy birthday, classmate Zhong."
A few seconds later he replied: "Bring the gift."
"OK, come to the train station at 11 o'clock tomorrow to pick up the gift."
After getting up early in the morning, An Chen spent all his time on the phone and finally convinced classmate Zhong that today was Christmas Eve and not Christmas Eve. April Fool's Day.
An Chen saw Classmate Zhong smiling and waving on the platform, but before she could recover from his smile, she saw the beautiful girl holding his arm.
An Chen felt that her heart had become much stronger since she met Zhong Yiran, but this time her heart still twitched uncontrollably.
That Christmas Eve was so terrible that I laughed so hard that tears flowed down my face. I had to stay far away and walked to a place where he could not see me. I said: "Hu Xiaoge, let's go to the next life. I will accompany you to heaven in the next life."
Hu Xiaoge chased my back and asked loudly: "How long will the next life be?" Today next year? "It was so good that An Chen wanted to find some magic pill to take it. When he woke up, he couldn't remember what happened last night. This is often done in TV dramas.
What happened on that Christmas Eve?
Zhong Yiran helps his girlfriend take off her coat before eating, picks up food for her during the meal, and ties a scarf for her after the meal.
He is gentle and polite, just like the modest gentleman in ancient books; he is humorous. They were funny and the jokes they told were healthy and uplifting.
After dinner, they went to a square to watch a show. At midnight, fireworks started not far away.
There were foreign couples kissing around. Zhong Yiran's girlfriend hid in his arms and gently pulled on the collar of his coat.
Then An Chen saw a beautiful scene: a beautiful young man and woman embracing in the winter night. As they kissed, bouquets of gorgeous fireworks bloomed, illuminating their intoxicated and soft faces.
She seemed to have seen someone taking a SLR to capture this scene.
It would look good as wallpaper, she thought.
She went to the train station to change her ticket early the next morning. When Zhong Yiran asked about it, she said that a teacher was nervous and suddenly moved the exam date forward. , she had to go back to review.
After that day, An Chen completely disappeared from Zhong Yiran’s world.
(7)
Zhong Yiran thought of An Chen again. It was already the winter vacation.
At the class reunion, he looked at the girls’ table several times and tiptoed the monitor to confirm that An Chen was not here.
“It doesn’t look like An Chen is here. People who don’t come to the class reunion, let alone she knows I will come. ”
He himself frowned when this idea came up.
Throughout the whole winter vacation, Zhong Yiran didn’t see An Chen, and there was no blessing text message during the Spring Festival, let alone a phone call. He went up He searched for her name on QQ but couldn't find it. He went to the school network that had been abandoned for a long time, only to find that she had stopped updating it a long time ago. He tried to dial her phone number, but there was always a cold electronic voice on the other end of the phone: "Please call." "The number is empty."
He began to care a little, and he began to check his mobile phone, browse the web, and check QQ constantly. However, no matter how many times he looked, her name never appeared again. .
Only then did he understand that An Chen and I didn’t let go of Zhang Zixuan, but I couldn’t accept his deception about our relationship. It was he who made me fall in this unexpected love. Leave regrets.
He has always been a very popular person among girls. Those girls are quiet and beautiful in front of him. They pay careful attention to him and like him. < /p>
Only An Chen would laugh at him unscrupulously as a fool, An Chen would dare to leave a lot of "scars" on his arms, An Zhan would mercilessly complain about his hairstyle, and An Chen would dare to talk to him carelessly Reading pornographic books together
Slowly, these things have accumulated into love.
(8)
An Chen and Zhong Yiran returned. The contact was already half a year later.
It was the eve of May Day, and Zhong Yiran had a strange habit of answering the phone from an unknown person in City N. He never said "hello" first. There was no sound from both ends.
After a while, a familiar voice came from the other end: "Zhong Yiran, couldn't you just say 'hello' first!" "
"An Chen? "Zhong Yiran's voice was a little unnatural.
"Nonsense, of course it's me. You don’t even remember my voice, ***. "
"..."
"I'm downstairs in your dormitory, come down quickly, immediately, immediately! ”
Zhong Yiran didn’t believe his ears, but An Chen would never joke about such things.
When Zhong Yiran walked out of the building, he saw the girl standing under the shade of the tree opposite. , the girl was overjoyed to see the savior, and she rushed towards him across the road, grabbed his sleeve, and said pitifully: "Zhong Yiran, You must take me in. My wallet The next night, Wang Kun asked Tingting out, and the two walked a long way along the road, and no one spoke along the way. Passed a red apple.
After a long time, Wang Kun suddenly stopped. He took out a delicate small box from behind and said it was a gift for Tingting, asking her to open it by herself. Tingting opened it gently and saw that it was a pure silver ring, shining brightly under the moonlight. Wang Kun took out the ring and put it on Tingting's ring finger. He said sadly and affectionately: "Use this ring to verify our love." The three-year contract was stolen. ”
It turned out that An Chen made an appointment with Yuan Yuan to go to Suzhou on May Day. She had a holiday two days earlier than Yuan Yuan, so she decided to come to S city for two days first. But as soon as she got off the train, her Her wallet was stolen, and her cash, bank cards, and ID cards were all gone. She didn’t have many acquaintances in City S. After thinking about it, she only knew Zhong Yiran. Her school was not far from the train station, so she came here.
She still spoke to him in the same tone as before, sometimes making sarcastic comments about him, and sometimes joking playfully, as if they had never lost touch in the past six months, as if they were sitting at the same table yesterday. < /p>
Zhong Yiran took her back to the hotel in the evening.
Walking from the cafeteria to the school gate, you have to cross a stone bridge. The bridge deck was recently renovated and was in a mess, leaving only a very narrow sidewalk. The street lights on the bridge were not bright, and it was pitch black.
When they were on the bridge, Zhong Yiran suddenly stopped, stretched out an arm and said to her: "Give me your hand. "
An Chen looked at him and held his hand.
The two held hands and walked slowly across the stone bridge.
Get off Zhong Yiran didn't let go, and he held her all the way back to the hotel. His palm was dry and warm, and he could wrap her whole hand.
Originally, they spent the next day at Zhong Yiran's school. An Chen wanted to pretend that nothing happened last night, but as soon as he saw classmate Zhong, he put his arm around her shoulders knowingly.
They walked hand in hand like any other couple. On campus.
While Zhong Yiran was playing basketball, An Chen handed him water and wipes. They were reading magazines in the library and whispering to someone in the cafeteria. Zhong Yiran went to get food, and An Chen waited for him with a smile.
In the afternoon, they sat on a stone chair under the wisteria flowers. Maybe the afternoon sun was too ambiguous, maybe the early summer breeze was too comfortable, or maybe it was because of their bodies. The scent of the wisteria flowers nearby was too tempting.
An Chen hugged Zhong Yiran gently.
She whispered in his ear: "Zhong Yiran, I like you very much. Like it very much. I've liked it since I was a freshman in high school. ”
Her voice was trembling a little when she spoke, as if it was floating from the sky.
Zhong Yiran’s body seemed to be stunned.
After a while, just a very small moment.
He hugged An Chen hard.
"Idiot, I like you too. ”
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