A little joke about the charm of speaking language, urgent

once upon a time, there was a bird. He passed a cornfield every day, but unfortunately, one day there was a fire in that cornfield, and all the corn turned into popcorn! After the bird flew by ... it thought it was snowing, so it was cold.

Xiaoming got a new haircut and came to school the next day. The students saw his new hairstyle and laughed: Xiaoming, your head looks like a kite! Xiao Ming felt very wronged, so he ran outside and cried and cried, and he flew.

This diver's movements are very difficult. He made a twist for three weeks, followed by a forward somersault for three and a half weeks, followed by a backward somersault for one month.

Two tomatoes went shopping. The first tomato suddenly walked very fast, and the second tomato asked, "Where are we going?" The first tomato didn't answer, and the second tomato asked again. The first tomato didn't answer, so the second tomato asked again. The first tomato finally turned slowly and said, "aren't we tomatoes?" Can we talk? "

There is a couple who secretly decide for life, but the man is going to do military service abroad. Before leaving, he put a ring in the box, threw the box into the sea, and agreed to meet here with the ring three years later. Three years later, the woman didn't find the man, because she remembered the wrong place. When the man came back, he couldn't find a woman, so he went back sadly.

Later, a man was fishing by the sea. Suddenly, he caught a box, and guess what was in it.

A pile of seaweed

Finally, he caught a fish with something stuck in its mouth. Guess what?

a big fishbone.

Soldiers: "Thirst ... Thirst ..." Cao Cao: "Hold on a little longer! I have been to this place before, and I remember that there is a piece of Meilin nearby, and it may be there after a while. Soldiers: Oh! There are plums to eat! Oh! " Half an hour later-Coss: "Master! The expedition found a lot of water! " Cao Cao: "Ha ha ha ha, did you hear that? Finally, there is water to drink! " Soldiers: "If you don't go ... you must find Plum ..."

A guy went to the hospital for examination and did many tests. The doctor said: There is good news and bad news! After reading your test results, I found that you have a potential homosexual tendency! ! And it is difficult to cure! This guy said, Oh, my God! What's the good news? The doctor said shyly, I find you are quite cute ...

Panda Man wants QJ Panda Girl, and Panda Girl struggles to resist and swears to the death. After the failure, Panda Man said angrily, "We are all going extinct!"

Once upon a time, there was a lamb. One day, he went out to play and met the wolf. The wolf said, "I will eat you!" " Guess what? As a result, the wolf ate the lamb.