The most classic bragging joke

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1. I look at the time in the morning not to see what time it is, but to see how long I can sleep.

2. The words you said to her sincerely and intimately today may become the sharp arrows he uses to hurt you in the future.

3. A meter-high cow was blown away in the wheat field this morning. I wonder where it landed now?

4. When looking at beautiful women on the street, if you look high, you are appreciative; if you look low, you are a gangster.

5. My life creed is: live for decades like a grandson, and then die as a grandpa.

6. My biggest wish is: the school collapses, the teacher goes crazy, the homework belongs to others, but you are mine.

7. Time waits for no one, but first of all it cannot spare women; if opportunity waits for no one, first of all it cannot spare men.

8. The word "love" is very magical. The upper part is taken from the meaning of abnormality, and the lower part is taken from the meaning of abnormality.

9. Love is to devote yourself wholeheartedly to it, and then withdraw it thousands of times!

10. In every dormitory, there is one who grinds his teeth, one who talks in his sleep, one who snores, and one who sleeps very late and looks at the whole place.

11. Getting married means wearing a cotton coat for freedom. It is inconvenient to move around, but it will be very warm.

12. Don’t always talk about your weather-beaten face. What’s beautiful is not outstanding, and what’s ugly is not unique.

13. If you understand, you will understand. If you understand, you will not need it. Because it's not mine, I never get involved.

14. Why do they have to put things in order after the news broadcast? That was to prove that their bragging was drafted.

15. When I love you, what you say is what I say. What do you say you are when I don't love you.