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Seeking novels of various styles.

Youth:

"You forgot to say that we are very happy"/Lemon Rosa.

This is a story about dragging a turtle out of its shell.

Guess when the tortoise moves fastest?

Xu said that this was the time when the tortoise shrank into its shell, because Su Qingyang he faced was such a "turtle".

Xu, who is full of tricks in the shopping mall, has been threatening her with tricks, but she has no choice but to step on his sore foot accurately: "Brother, what did you ask five years ago?"

Years have turned cherries into red and plantains into green, burying the odds and ends between them. He rubbed his forehead with his hand and looked very tired. "Hey, you made me unable to find you."

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Xu is gentle, I know that every time I get hurt, you will be very sad; Every time I suddenly feel "affectionate", you will get angry; Every time I hug you, you obviously don't want to give up, but you always want to push me away, but I don't know, what else do you want me to do besides your brother?

Su Qingyang was afraid of your return for another five years. I imagined our reunion countless times and recited the three most precious words in my heart. However, when you stand in front of me again, I can only say to you, "Brother, long time no see."

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Just because I can't watch her leave, she takes one step and he takes the next. In the mystery of love, we may not know where we are, but as long as you are around, I am happy.

Teacher, Love Everyday/Ji Xiangye

He: I like you.

She: No way. I am a teacher and you are a student.

He: I won't be a student forever, and you won't be a teacher forever.

She: I am not a teacher. What else can I be?

He: It can also be my wife.

She: ... I don't like men younger than me.

He: My grandmother said, junior girl, take the golden brick.

She: ......

That year, he 19 years old and she was 22 years old. She is a teacher and he is a student.

One afternoon, Mulan was in full bloom under the blue sky. He asked her, Teacher, what do you mean by cutting the candles in the west window together?

She smiled and swore to each other, but she was young and ignorant.

Five years later, he was 24 and she was 27. She is also a teacher, a divorced teacher. And he, the proud son who returned home dressed in rags, is the heir to the family business, and is the one who is looking for her in the crowd.

Coincidentally, we finally meet again. Rain moistened his eyes: Teacher, why do you want to cut the candles at the west window together?

She turned around and her tears faded away. She handed him the wedding invitation. ...

Is there a person in the world who is irreplaceable in your heart and in your lifelong pursuit of doing everything without regrets? However, if someone never says that she loves you, do you know that her love, like the sea, drowns herself? It's like heaven, but you let go?

Love in Late Summer/Comments

The ugly duckling sank into the Soviet Union, and her dream was shattered by an amethyst. So, she met Cang Xia, a handsome boy in the elf world, and fell for it. At the same time, she tried to become a white swan, but she was still isolated from his world. Because of his eyes, he always stays on the beauty queen Chiyo. ...

However, Chiyo has a soft spot, that is, Summer's sworn enemy.

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Sang Mo, not far from Wan Li, chased from the spiritual world to the mortal world, only to recapture Li Mo, who fled for the sake of summer, and a thousand generations who looked exactly like Li Mo had already lost their memory. ...

Today's Millennium, will it be the end of the past?

Or, all this is just a long-planned coincidence?

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Fang is a famous school grass in No.2 Middle School. He has never seen anything except basketball. Who knows, when he met the ugly duckling Su Shen, his frozen heart began to melt slowly. ...

After all, was his meeting with her an early arrangement, or was it ... a joke planned by God?

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On the one hand, she is the school grass that never leaves her until death, and on the other hand, she is the spirit that fell in love at first sight, sinking her heart and wandering on the edge of a dilemma again and again.

She is deeply grieved for him, and the other one is wronged for her. ...

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Finally, when she was finally moved by Fang's heart and soul, and determined to forget Cangxia, she accidentally learned the whole truth. ...

It turns out that Chiyo's identity hides amazing secrets. ...

It turns out that everything comes from the careful arrangement in summer. ...

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When Cangxia lies in Su Shen's arms, it goes up in smoke. ...

When Su Shen swears to follow true love without hesitation. ...

Will everything, everything ... end in a regrettable way?

Or ... just the beginning?

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Twisted fairy tales ...

The unforgettable love between man and soul. ...

Will the final outcome be sad ... or reunion?

Whose youth does not struggle?

Text /spirt2008

He succeeded in winning love and kept it firmly. Be brave for friendship, don't shed blood and tears,

She gives up love calmly and pursues love bravely;

He lost his virginity for love, lost his direction for love, and was upright for love and blood.

She lost her virginity for love, adhered to principles for love and was stubborn for love;

He who doesn't believe in true love but gets it, loves ordinary and romantic,

She, though bitter, meets true love, is optimistic by nature and strives to move forward;

With a dual personality, he has a shocking mystery but meets a beautiful love. What buried his youth?

Dare to love and hate her, persistent and firm, beautiful love makes a girl unforgettable.

How to leave the winter snow in the green summer?

The wind said, please open your memory.

How to forget the hope of spring in the golden autumn?

Rain said, please seal your memory.

How to search the memories of youth when the years go by bit by bit?

Time says, you'd better cry

Fate says, you'd better forget

Reality snickers, to put it bluntly, only I left a trace for you!

Strangers mourning their youth

Text/green in late summer

In this life, his life is very miserable. Who would have expected that in a small town in the south of the Yangtze River, he became the object of admiration of many women. Love doesn't just leave, and it doesn't mean it's gone. Love is eternal, which is a topic that will never stop. For him, she chose to hurt herself to keep love, but she is not the woman he likes. Although she is beautiful, love has come back one after another in this life.

It is the shadow of death that makes him feel guilty, and it is the debt of love, which makes him learn from a painful experience when all love is labeled as vanity and calculation. Love is no longer pure. When he stopped to love someone, she was killed in a car accident and never heard from again. Three years later, she has changed her appearance, but what she can't change is her voice.

For her, give up love, for him, endure three years of trauma, just to fulfill that dream.

President:

Charming Love: The Pretty Secret of Overlord (End+Fanwai)/Ai Yixue

She is a womanizer, a veritable womanizer. She couldn't move her eyes when she saw the handsome guy, so she wanted to feel the width of her chest and the chest muscles were not strong. What's more, if she is so handsome, her lovely little nose will bleed unwillingly!

Oh, what a pity!

So, in order to lose the title of "sex girl", at the age of sixteen, she followed her friend's advice and went to a famous nightclub to fight poison with poison. I didn't know that before the poison started, she was wiped clean by a stranger.

Alas! Admit bad luck!

Two years later, at the age of eighteen, she ended her college trip with high marks. In order not to repeat the previous practice, she distributed resumes in various employers, with only one personal requirement-no handsome boss!

Yeah! People are eager to find a boss in Gao Fushuai, and now there are such girls who don't want handsome guys! This is not her playing hard to get, is it?

However, that beautiful face is very similar to what I remember!

Yes, that's her! See if he will let her go again.

The cruel president never loves his wife (full version)/ancient temple

The love series of the four chaebol, the first part, Ling Shaotang

Ling's chaebol, together with Huangfu, Leng's and Gong's, is also called.

"Four chaebol".

Business marriage changed the fate of her life.

She fell in love with him when she looked into his cold eyes.

However, he was so violent that she had palpitations;

Desperate for her cruelly;

I thought I could get his tenderness with all kinds of tenderness,

Use love to bear his overbearing aggression and his relationship with others.

The humiliation that women bring to themselves.

But when he ruthlessly announced that he had destroyed the flesh and blood in her womb,

She doesn't know how far it is from love ... physical death is worth it.

The pain of heart death!

"From generation to generation, you want me to love you-"

President of Evil Spirit/Du Chunzi's Runaway Lover

At her engagement party, a man suddenly appeared and broke the sweetness of the meeting.

Watching him step by step towards her is like walking down the altar.

They were shocked and already knew his prominent position.

He hooked her chin and remained handsome and charming.

He gently raised his thin lips and said in a voice that everyone could hear, "I have only been away for a year, and I have forgotten who is trying to be kind under me?" Can this man satisfy your body that I developed? "

Shallow and quiet heartbeat stopped, slender body trembled, whispering from everyone's ear, once a nightmare day in my mind.

After a year of keeping a low profile, she took great pains to hide her beauty, talent and amazing life experience.

Just to avoid this demon with great power.

Now, all this is a joke.

He approached slowly, his bright eyes flashing with frightening Yin Zhi, and his smile was like a poisonous poppy. He said cruelly, "You shouldn't marry someone else, let alone try to escape from me. In this life, you can only be-my toy! "

Leave, just turn around.

Many years later, when the weak rabbit grew fangs, the Yin Zhi demon lost his heart.

In this love contest, the outcome has been divided. ...

(Non-tragic)

The president's woman/pearl also

When he was pregnant for two months, he suddenly asked her for a divorce without warning.

"Is there no room for change?" She is making him a birthday cake in the kitchen, and her face is covered with ridiculous flour. He always sneers and shakes his head firmly.

"If I ... have our children?" She tried to look at him and still smiled.

"I have been using security measures, Xu Huanyan." He waved impatiently and pushed the divorce agreement in front of her.

She signed it. According to his agreement, she has only three months to live in her belly.

Five years later, Shen never thought that she would meet Xu Huanyan like this again one day. She took another man's hand, smiled and nodded at the paunchy man, and walked past him without looking back. ...

Crossing:

The color of the whole city: the lazy princess (full version)/forgotten scenery

Looking at the distance, I don't return to the whole city, and the beautiful rivers and mountains turn in my palm. Although the eternal change of heart is broken, this life is also mysterious.

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In other words, since it has crossed, why are you still tossing yourself? A steamed bread, turning itself into princess Chen, is too lazy to pay attention. It is better to eat and drink, watch the flowers bloom in front of the court, and have nothing to do by the way. What is the mystery of life, what is a blood feud, she is not the original Zhuang Ruxuan, so she just wants to be herself!

In other words, he, a four-prince with a romantic reputation, is willing to marry the daughter of a businessman, and he is fighting for it on his wedding night.

If life is the first time, I still remember the wedding night, and your eyes were frivolous and affectionate. "My princess, how can I make you disappear silently in three months?"

Zhuang Ruxuan calmly twisted his fingers, and then a amorous feelings that did not belong to him, his tone was extremely awkward and his behavior was extremely lazy. "Husband, how do you think I should let myself leave after three months?"

"Escape: The Queen of Poverty (Full Edition)" Text/Sea? mirror

The two strongest men in the world,

The most timid woman in the world.

Two handsome men, young, rich and handsome, never seen before,

Trivial, haggle over every ounce, pour out, afraid of death.

The heroine Liu Kaka is a poor canteen canyon, a poor canteen country and a poor canteen queen.

Two powerful countries are wandering like this, so ... Liu Kaka decided to regroup and make this poor and chaotic country the richest kingdom in the world.

Because their country is called bird country,

So people in their country are called bird people.

Buddha said: color is empty, and empty is color.

Liu Kaka said: the above viewpoints can be extended to "yes or no" and "no is yes"; Then you have gold, which means you don't have gold. Give it to me.

Will two people be enough? It is definitely not enough. Have you ever seen a novel with only two men in the mirror? ! Of course it's impossible ... so the mirror should let many men, such as Buddhist, prime minister, general and eunuch ... well, the last one can be ignored.

Love in the Qing Palace: The Legend of Sumeru (Continued) Text/Hua Ruipiao

One of the simplest women is the favorite of Emperor Kangxi. From a mere female official to a generation of imperial concubines, the status is equally noble;

One of the kindest women left the most painful regrets for several excellent men; First, Prince Yu Fuquan, then the Eight Immortals King Yin Zuo and General Wang Yinzhen; What kind of charm makes brothers and sons so attached?

What are the origins of Yin Yong, Yin Zhen and Huang Hong? Make her cry and bleed?

Two flowers in the fire: the kiss of the eagle (end) /guaiwu52 1

Ximulin: a member of the fire organization. Code-named Yan Mo. Fang is eighteen years old and uses a silver needle as a weapon.

Xi Huo Yan: A member of the fire organization. Code-named "Bingji". Eighteen. Use a soft whip as a weapon.

Firefighting organization-an international judicial organization. Dedicated to eradicating international drug lords that make the police helpless. Let all drug-related criminals be frightened.

In an accidental crossing, "Bing Ji" Xi Huo Yan disappeared, and "Yan Mo" Xi Mulin sneaked into the border of Feiyingbao for five years. In order to survive in a strange environment, she disguised as a man and bullied her father, but why did this "father" look at her more and more meaningfully? ...

What will happen to twin sisters in the future?

Ancient times:

The Destiny's Queen: Gong Jing/You Shi Y

Lightning and thunder, lights flickering. The woman swears to heaven: "Pour all your life energy into Liugong Town and stand on Jun Qing's side! ! ! "

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She loves him and is willing to tell him about Mei Qi and hide her deep house. Queen, what do you want to do?

He abandoned her, threw her in fire and water, and went straight to hell. Why should we cherish the gentleness of women?

She is so annoying that she doesn't want to sit in someone else's queen's position. She is determined to build a new dynasty and make him bow to her knees.

He loved and gave up his throne without regret. He just wants to protect her life and enjoy a long life together.

He raised his sword in front of her, and she was filled with remorse and finally realized that what she had done was meaningless.

However, her so-called meaningless actions have far-reaching significance for future generations.

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He worships her and even falls in love with her. He just wants to grow old with her in this life.

But there is only someone else in her heart. How can he keep her people?

Knowing that she likes killing, he gave his whole country and made her bleed.

The woman who loved him said it was not worth it and begged him not to go to bring disgrace to oneself again.

He finally decided to give up his humble love, but she killed the woman who loved him.

He knelt down without dignity and begged her, saying, "Princess Zhen is kind-hearted and pregnant with a dragon seed. Will you please forgive her? " ! "

She responded indifferently: "The world is big, and you will definitely find a woman who is similar to Zhenfei's description!"

"Revenge Beauty: Zhao Yi Confused King" Text/Yan Ling Xue

He is the king of Dajin, and she is the princess of national subjugation. He killed her beloved hee.

She vowed to avenge hee, kill him with a sword, and then go with them. So she obeyed him and made a gesture to him. However, she is hee's, of course she can't touch him! So she has been playing the same trick since her wedding night. For three years, she always treated him like a fool, but one night, he gently provoked her chin and said, you killed her for three years alone. Who will replace you tomorrow night?

In order to make an oath before her father, she wants to restore the country! She can do anything to restore the country. ...

Fight the queen, fight the prime minister, fight the imperial history, fight the Jieyu, fight the beauty …

His revenge on her is always imposed on others. He can kill everyone around her because he hates her, but he can't bear to hurt her. ...

She is a dose of poison, sweeping the harem and injecting it into the court.

She is a poppy that can't be put down with a kiss.

He loved her so much that a moth caught fire and set us on fire, but he never regretted it. ...

Capturing the Palace: Beauty Sacrifice/Jade Bird

A dance of clothes and feathers attracted the emperor's begging for the phoenix, but misfits, the elder of the month, was not holding the gentleness of the modest emperor, but the flame of revenge of the overbearing prince!

Just to get rid of the fence and enter the cage, despite the silent guardian of Yidi, in his eyes, there is only the country of Suzaku, the country of beauty ... just a piece that can be discarded casually!

"XuanYuanLie, you wait, I want to take your blood over your country!" When her face was marked with butterfly scars on the altar where the two armies were at war, she gradually became strong and indifferent. ...

"Emperor Beauty I: The Right to Fuck the harem without Concubine (End)" Text/slightly drunk

At the age of five, she lost her fairy cousin;

At the age of ten, she became the little prince's personal maid;

Six months later, the emperor died, Xiao Shizi became the heir to the throne, and she entered the palace;

He is the person she escapes from, but his cold temper is always gentle like water in front of her;

He waited silently, knowing that there could be no ending, but his mind did not change;

He is the sword in her hand, from a childish child to a king's landing, but looking at him and his concubine's happiness, her heart ached;

The other is in her heart ... when she stepped onto the road to success step by step, things quietly changed, which made her unable to cope.

These are all kinds of novels that I read after dinner. Very good. The landlord can try. Wow.