Someone tell a joke. If you can make me laugh, I will give you extra points.

Ouch! That snail bought medicine

It made my stomach hurt from laughing...

Let me tell you a few,

A brother went to the restroom and accidentally entered the women's restroom. After entering, he found that there was no urinal, which felt wrong. Fortunately, there was no one in the women's restroom. He walked out as if nothing had happened. When I was opening the door, I met a girl coming in. The girl looked at him, blushed, lowered her head, turned around and went to the men's room

One day, there was a lot of people getting on the bus. Too much, it’s extremely hot and stuffy. I don’t know who farted, and now the environment is even worse. My friend really couldn't bear it, and he didn't know who it was, so there was nothing he could do. Just then, the conductor was asking: "Who didn't buy a ticket?" My friend suddenly had an idea and said loudly: "The one who farted didn't buy a ticket!" Suddenly, a very fat woman, holding the ticket high in her hand, said loudly: "I've already bought a ticket!"