My girlfriend likes watching jokes, but she doesn't like cold jokes. Please give me something funny. Thank you.

The biology teacher was describing the appearance of African wild boar on the stage with great interest. Occasionally, when she swept off the stage, she found that most students were dozing off, so she was furious and shouted, "You

should look at me! Don't look at me, how do you know what African wild boar looks like? "

have an arithmetic class.

Teacher: "Wang Xiaobo, if you reach into your right trouser pocket and find a 1-yuan bill, reach into your left trouser pocket and find a 5-yuan bill, think about it. You

found it ...?"

Wang Xiaobo: "I found those are other people's pants."

There was no class one morning, and everyone was talking in the dormitory. The man said, "We have been in the university for four years, and there are countless readers. There is a man across the street. Can you tell me which grade he is in?"

After some discussion, two sets of laws are finally obtained.

One: The Law of Sleeping

It is a freshman who goes to bed on time after turning off the lights at night;

Those who haven't gone to bed after lights out at p> are sophomores;

In class, it's junior who sleeps under the teacher's nose;

in class, those who are still sleeping in the dormitory are seniors.

bis: dining hall law

When eating in the dining hall, I found a worm in the bowl, and the freshman was yelling;

When eating in the canteen, I found a worm in the bowl. It was a sophomore who picked up the rice bowl and went to the person in charge of the canteen.

when eating in the canteen, I found a worm in the bowl, so it was a junior to take it out and continue eating. in the dining hall, I found a worm in the bowl, and it was a senior who ate the worm together.