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Grandma Liu asked Grandma Niu to buy milk, and Grandma Niu gave it to Grandma Liu. Grandma Liu said that grandma Niu's milk is not as good as grandma Liu's, and grandma Liu said that grandma Liu's milk will flow. Granny Liu heard that she would have to scold Granny Niu for splashing milk, which frightened Granny Liu and Granny Niu and cursed that she would never buy Granny Liu and Granny Niu's milk again.

Divide the time by 2 with a watch, and the pointer of the number is aimed at the direction of the sun, then the direction of 12 is the north. For example, at 2 o'clock in the afternoon, that is, 14 o'clock, divide by 2 to get 7, and aim the position of 7 o'clock at the direction of the sun, then the direction of 12 is the north. You have to keep it. Absolutely useful! The road idiot turned and left ~

Wang Laohan is a village doctor, honest and dutiful, and still single in his thirties. A friend asked him why he didn't marry a wife. Wang Laohan said with a sad face, "How can I marry a wife without money?" On the salary of township doctors. . . "Say that finish his words, my friend replied," for example. . . How to say goodbye?

Xiao Zhang, who was announced by the doctor that he still had a week to live, resolutely chose to return to school in the last days. The teacher was moved to tears: "I didn't expect that although you are a school scum, you have such a studious quality." Xiao Zhang said, "Teacher, you think too much. Every day I spend here seems like a year, and I just want to buy myself more time. "

What kind of man belongs to you? Dr. He gave you his heart, his home, and a Darry Ring diamond ring that you can only buy once in your life. What kind of woman belongs to you? Her doctor gave you her heart, her body, and all the little emotions of jealousy, anger and jealousy. A man gives you everything he can carry, and a woman gives you everything she can carry in her heart. This is love.

How many beautiful legs are ruined on the face, how many beautiful women are ruined on the body, how many beautiful men are ruined on the height, and how many infatuated men are ruined on poverty. .

I did no less good than Lei Feng, and I didn't leave my name for anyone to know, so that my mother always grabbed my ear and asked, Tell me honestly, is this a good thing you did?

My dearest husband, if I have any wayward place, bad place, bad temper place, bad mouth place, arrogant place, and you don't like me, here, I sincerely say to you: What can you do to me? !

My friend told me that I must only eat seafood when eating buffet, so as to get the cost back, so I followed his advice and ate more than ten kilograms of kelp.

China's the Monkey King fights monsters, Japanese Altman fights monsters, American Superman saves the earth, and Korean aliens come to pick up girls.