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100 English jokes that can kill people.

100 English jokes that can make people laugh are as follows:

Does he bite?

Reggie: We have a new dog. Would you like to come and play with him?

Ron: Well, I don't know-does it bite?

Reggie: That's exactly what I want to know.

Ricky fitts: we have a new dog. Would you like to come and play with him for a while?

Ron: Well, I don't know-does it bite?

Ricky fitts: that's exactly what I want to know.

Two cakes.

Tom: Mom, can I have two cakes?

Mom: Sure-take this piece and cut it in half!

Tom: Mom, can I have two cakes?

Mom: Sure, you can take this cake and cut it into two pieces!

Not too bad.

Did your paintings sell at the art exhibition? "

"No, but I am encouraged," he replied. "Someone stole one."

"Did your paintings sell well in the art exhibition?"

"No, but I was encouraged," he replied. "Someone stole one."