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I am an alcoholic.
? Wine is a good thing, really a "good thing". At first, people drink alcohol, which can bring pleasure. Gradually, drinking wine can make you enjoy yourself. In the end, drinkers still have to do what they can. This also tells a truth: for us, we should drink alcohol in moderation, which is what we want in our hearts.
There are probably two kinds of people who drink: one is that some people can't wake up, and the more they drink, the more drunk they get. Such people probably can't wake up and sleep deeply. There is also a kind of drunkenness, and the more you drink, the more sober you are. Most of these people can't sleep, and they sleep very lightly and rarely. I belong to the second kind of person, and I am also an alcoholic. (In fact, not being drunk is a kind of pain! )
? Mr. Lao She has such a passage in "A Sketch of Stealing Leisure": "Why do you want to drink wine, but you are more drunk? If I pretend to say it, I will say it is to be happy with others. To tell you the truth, it was really uncomfortable at that time. I am superstitious that drinking can drown out my troubles. I thought it would make me feel comfortable, or it would make me sleepy and have a good sleep. Unexpectedly, the result of drunkenness not only did not pour out the sorrow, but also could not sleep well. "
? At first, I was like this. I'm drunk, I'm worried, and I'm more worried! Later, slowly ... I found that I became a drinker, and I liked wine a little. Li Bai, an ancient poet in China, is a well-deserved drinker. He praised wine as the most beautiful thing in the world. This is a big drinker ... but he drinks 300 cups and writes a thousand poems. I drank 3000 cups and wrote 200 lyrics. Drink 30 thousand cups and write this chapter. I kind of understand why literati are a little addicted to wine, so I won't defend them because I'm one of them. I can only say: such "doubt" is what we deserve. But I don't want to get drunk again. After all, it was unintentional and impossible. Don't worry about getting drunk. It doesn't matter if you occasionally reflect three people in a cup. In today's society, we have some things that are inconvenient to say to others. I had to put it in a cup, brew it with wine and raise a glass to drink, so that I could know the taste. Moreover, the occasional drink or two is just for pleasure and refinement.
? I am an alcoholic, too. Drink when you are happy, and drink when you are frustrated. I'm in the mood, so I have to drink. Only in this way can we be worthy of good wine and the feelings that have been brewing for a long time. A little strong, a little mellow, a little aftertaste ... in this wine. But I don't like to persuade people to drink, and I never persuade people to drink, which is a habit I have never given up since I drank. It coincides with the changes of the times. People gradually understand the importance of health, and few people do stupid things like before, which coincides with my habit and makes me feel much more comfortable. Often in the wine tables of relatives and friends, small gatherings of friends on March 5, I saw such a scene: friends changed from bitter persuasion to forced drinking, rose to red-faced swearing, and even fought. When you do this, people around you will see jokes. In your wine country, you also have jokes, so it's hard to get out again. What you have done has had a profound and bad influence on an alcoholic like me, and let more people see that alcoholics are bad! Drinking is a happy thing for people. Why should people feel uneasy?
? Let's talk about drinking again. The first is wine tasting. Out of respect for wine, when washing your hands, you should silently move "Lianzhi, gently lift a cup, go deep into your throat, stretch your eyebrows, and throw another cup to praise good wine ...". The second is drinking, there is nothing to pay attention to. Most people who drink are not particular about it. I'm an alcoholic, and I can do both. I tasted the deep feelings and emotions in the cup, I drank the sincere friendship and the story of you and me.
? I am an alcoholic, and I am also an alcoholic. Sake, just like you and I treat each other sincerely, and manage every relationship with our heart, including affection, love, friendship, brotherhood and the same thing.
? I'm an alcoholic. I'm really an alcoholic.
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