Humorous sentences to relieve tension

First, if the heart cares, there is resentment everywhere; If you relax, it will always be sunny.

Second, there are too many things in life that people don't like. See clearly, understand, are asking for it. It is not self-deception, but self-protection to cast a fog over life. Everything is too serious, bitter heart, tired of themselves.

Third, stay out of it, anyone can be calm, and who can be calm and calm in it? So please don't comment on anyone easily, because you are not among them.

Fourth, it is a kind of compassion not to disturb the peace of others; It is kindness not to hurt others' self-esteem. When people are alive, they should light their own lights, don't blow out others' lights, and do what they should do.

5. What we cling to is often deceived by something; We are often hurt by whom we attach ourselves. So we should learn to let go, look down on everything, don't care, don't care, right or wrong doesn't matter.

6. The circle determines life. What kind of people you get close to, what kind of road you will take. As the saying goes, birds of a feather flock together. Card friends will only urge you to play cards, wine friends will only urge you to drink, and reliable people will affect how you make progress.

7. What you waste today is the tomorrow that the people who died yesterday expected. What you hate now is the future you can't go back to. Time is cruel, cherish the people in front of you.

Eight, people who don't know how to refuse, even if they are exhausted, will not get real respect from others. Because in the eyes of those who are used to bothering you, you have helped others, not just him.

Nine, when you really can't let go, go to the intensive care unit or the cemetery. It is easy for you to understand that you get too much, and then you will be greedy, have too little time and have too many interesting things. From the perspective of respecting life, there is no need to entangle. -Feng Tang

Life is too short to care too much. It is better to live a comfortable life happily than to spend a year in a daze.

Eleven, a grain of rice raises the benefactor, and a stone of rice raises the enemy. What the old man said is right. Don't give yourself everything easily, leave some pride and love for yourself, remember, this is the coolest thing.

Twelve, the performance of life, but also need a hundred times of practice, it is possible to get a beautiful. Life gives you some pain just to tell you what it wants to teach you. If you can't learn once, you will suffer once. If you can't always learn, you will wrestle in the same place again and again.

Thirteen, people will cry all their lives, and laughter will be learned later; So sadness is a low-level instinct; And happiness is a more advanced ability!

Fourteen, you know it feels warmer to curl up under the covers, but you still get up early in the morning; You know it's easier to do nothing, but you still choose to pursue your dreams. This is life, you must stick to it.

Fifteen, there are two things in life: First, know how to choose, don't look around, don't be greedy, and find a way that suits you; The second is to understand how to persist, not blindly follow, and avoid blindly following the trend. Only by persisting in this moment can we see the scenery of the next moment.

Sixteen, when your talent can't support your ambition, then you should calm down and study. When your economy can't support your dreams, then you have to work hard!

Seventeen, don't take yourself too seriously, the world can leave anyone; Don't look down on yourself, you are unique in this world. Everyone has his own mission in life. Don't compare with others, be yourself.

Eighteen, others slander you because you are excellent. People use you to show that you are valuable. Others are jealous of you, which means you are ahead of him. People attack you with words and maliciously speculate on you, which shows that you are very influential. So don't be angry, don't live up to expectations, be happy and don't be sad.

Nineteen, capable people are not concerned about feelings, but only doing things seriously; Incompetent people don't do things seriously, only care about emotions. Taking out your temper is called instinct; Take back your temper, that's skill!

Twenty, pay too much attention to others, eager to be concerned by others, very tired. Getting used to being alone is a good thing. Then you find that there are fewer and fewer people you want to rely on and contact, and people become indifferent, calm and not so tired.

Twenty-one, rich, get things done! No money, work hard! Snakes don't know their poison, and people don't know their mistakes. Yours is like someone else's candy. It's gone after eating it. And your bad, like a scar, will last forever. This is human nature!