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Dejie.-My father

Text/Bai Fuxian

? My father was born in May 1940, on March 24th of the lunar calendar. He belongs to the dragon, and his body fully embodies the spirit of the dragon. The dragon combines the advantages of all animals, while the father combines the advantages of many people.

Father is a model of diligence, the embodiment of wisdom, a pair of skillful hands, a sense of righteousness, a sense of heroism and a sense of filial piety. He is kind-hearted and willing to give. He is worthy of the name, with both ability and political integrity, talent and appearance, good looks, and can be called a generation of talents. It's worth learning.

? My father was born in a big family. When I was a child, a family of 24 people ate a pot of rice, and five sisters-in-law took turns cooking. According to my father, my grandmother's tea and rice were the best at that time, and one of her grandmother was married by a small family. She was worried when she saw it was her turn to cook. She is so considerate that every time it's her turn to cook, she quarrels with her husband. My sisters-in-law cook together when they see their quarrel, because one day, this woman who is afraid of cooking comes in with a bowl of fried rice, and my father runs out of the house. The bowl of boiling porridge fell on my father's stomach. It was a hot day, and my father only wore a thin shirt. According to his father, his stomach was so hot that only a piece of paper was left, and his intestines were faintly visible. Because there was a shortage of doctors and medicines at that time, I used pumpkin pulp as a patch, which took a long time to heal, leaving the root of gastrointestinal weakness. But dad didn't leave it to chance. He knows that his physical foundation is not good, so he insists on exercising. He practices for three days in summer and three days in winter, all year round. Even if he gets up at six o'clock every three days, he insists on running in vest shorts. I kept the habit of exercising until I retired, but I no longer wear vest shorts. Besides running, my father also practices Bagua Palm, Shaolin fingering and sword stick. My brother was sickly when he was a child, and his father taught him fencing when he was 7 years old. Later, my brother taught himself a lot of boxing and his health became better and better. My brother has been practicing boxing until now. Dad not only exercises himself, but also mobilizes our whole family to exercise and create better conditions for exercise. He made a table tennis box, a basketball board, bought table tennis and badminton (sometimes made of chicken feathers), badminton rackets, cut wood into swords, twisted hemp into ropes, and made skipping ropes. Tie the rope to the beam and swing. ...

Grandparents gave birth to six children: my elder sister-in-law, my father, uncle, second aunt, third aunt and brother-in-law. After having a father, my grandmother was too busy taking care of my uncle to take care of my father, so when I was a child, my father was closer to my grandmother than to my mother. My grandmother put so much energy into her smart and handsome uncle that it backfired. Grandma was heartbroken. It was her father who gave her hope and cured her mental trauma. Dad is smart since childhood, loves reading and painting, and is determined to be a self-reliant person since childhood! He learned to do all kinds of farm work: planting, harvesting, grinding, stacking millet seeds, digging chaff, building walls and building houses .../kloc-Before he was 0/6 years old, all farm work was finished and his work efficiency was very high. /kloc-when he was 0/7 years old, he built terraces on the mountain. He can do the work of several people by himself, and of course he has an amazing appetite: he can eat three old bowls in one meal.

? 1958, 18-year-old father hired him to work in Huian chemical plant, and he went to more than a dozen boys in the same village. The work in the factory was so tired that others couldn't hold on any longer, so he went back. Only my father was not afraid of being tired, persevered and finally became a regular employee. I've only been at work for a few months, and the factory sent my father to Harbin as a buyer, where the temperature is around MINUS 40 degrees in winter. A young man, who has lived in the temperate zone for a long time, is very uncomfortable, but my father is not afraid and still insists on exercising. However, before leaving the house, he put on a sweater, did some exercise in the house, and then went out for a run. The locals admire dad's courage very much. Grandma thought of her young son, who was far away and frozen. Because communication is inconvenient, there is no news for several months, and people under 50 are all white. Alas! The mother is worried when the child is far away! When my father came back half a year later, my grandmother was so excited that tears filled her eyes. However, the task of arranging dad in the factory was successfully completed.

? Seeing that my father was very capable in the factory, I made him the team leader and later became the chief of the supply department. My father is making progress in his work. Everything in the warehouse he manages is neatly arranged, even the paint bucket is polished. The accounts are clear and clear. My father's mind is a "living account book". There are thousands of accounts, how many things have been taken, and how much is left. You can remember clearly without looking at the account book. Dad also has a unique skill: "live weighing beam". What do you mean? For example, if someone wants six taels of corn a catty, dad will scoop two spoonfuls, weigh them, and then refund more and make up less. It must be six taels a catty. For another example, if someone wants 30 screws, dad can grab them for you just right. Dad is also good at inventing, and there have been more than 30 inventions in the factory. Because of this, my father is rated as an advanced worker or a model worker every year. One wall of our home is covered with my father's testimonials, which has become a beautiful scenery of our home. My father has won numerous awards. Dad's highest honor is the model worker of the National Fifth Bureau, and he was invited to introduce his experience in factories all over the country. He left many photos, all of which were taken during his speech. At that time, his father was about 40 years old, in the prime of life. The state arranged for my father to give speeches all over the country, and at the same time arranged for my father to travel. Speaking of it, my father traveled all over the great rivers and mountains of the motherland for free, which can be said to be well informed. My father's knowledge is inseparable from his love of reading. In Hui 'an's spare time, my father spends most of his time reading besides cooking, exercising, planting vegetables and trees, working as a porter at the railway station and occasionally playing poker. He finished reading a book three centimeters thick in two or three days. He reads widely, whether it is history, agriculture, nature, literature, geography, science, astronomy, even medicine, I ching and so on. His father has a large number of books. He is knowledgeable, talks with us, quotes classics, and nothing can beat him. Although he only has a junior high school diploma, I think many college students may not be as knowledgeable as his father now.

? Someone asked: Why does your father grow vegetables, trees and cook in the factory alone? This is the greatness of dad. In order to save money, he cooks by himself. Vegetables are grown on their own land. In order to improve the quality of life, my father also planted peach trees, pear trees and pomegranate trees on the wasteland. These fruits and vegetables are not only eaten by ourselves, but also given to colleagues, taken home at weekends and given to grandma. In order to earn more money to support his family, my father also used his spare time to go to the railway station to help people unload goods. Dad really works hard!

? Dad is outstanding not only at work, but also at home. As long as he goes home, he is basically busy. He has to do the work that men need to do in a week, as well as some ideological and behavioral problems that children have to deal with, and do ideological work. Dad is never afraid to make his children suffer. To put it bluntly, if you want to love your child, you should let him eat more when he was a child. I remember when I was about 10 years old, my father asked me to pull a cart to the neighboring village to grind rice and noodles, go to Hui' an factory with my mother to feed pigs, do farm work in the field during holidays, or pull weeds for pigs, or cook at home as a female worker; In the twelfth lunar month, let me take someone else's car to Qin Zhen to buy radishes. I could have taught others to bring them back. He just wanted to exercise me and insisted that I go. It was too cold to walk after coming back, and I was unconscious after being warm on the kang for a long time. Dad's point of view: learn and know. I remember when I was about 6 years old, my father taught me to stick peppers, and my mother said, "Can such a small baby stick peppers?" By the way, don't spoil the baby. " Dad said: "no one is born, can do everything, and will learn as soon as he learns." Confucius said: Learn and know. Come on, dad, teach me. " Sure enough, after some training, I will stick peppers and become the envy of others. Dad often turns bitterness into pleasure. He will go to work in the fields with us. He will choose a suitable time, such as summer and autumn. He will choose to go in the morning and evening. When he is tired, he will bring sweet and sour water, fruit, beer and dry food. His father will tell many interesting or inspirational stories while working, so that you can listen to stories and work easily, and the work will be completed unconsciously. If you peel corn or braid corn in the yard, move the radio or TV into the yard and work while listening or watching. He also washes fruits for everyone once in a while. When there is no radio or TV, he tells us stories.

How can I put it? It's fun to be with dad. Dad has unlimited creativity and the ability to make life colorful.

I remember when I was a child, my father told our whole family to get up at 4: 30 and said, "Be diligent on the first day, make a good start, and be diligent all year." We put on new clothes and washed our faces in a daze, and my father and brother set off firecrackers together. We girls are afraid of shooting, so we hide in the house and set off firecrackers, and then release flowers and field mice at home. At this time, our sisters came out to watch and watched these happy elves jumping around our feet with red and blue light, and they were happy. After the fireworks, mother cooked jiaozi. It is time for us to eat. Our family never respects God and Buddha, but we are all very kind at heart. After dinner, we will pay a New Year call to our parents as usual. The four of us take turns to pay New Year greetings and then bow to our parents three times. Next, it's time to hold a family New Year party. Have an annual meeting while eating melon seeds and peanut candy. Dad summed up the family work of the previous year and announced the plan for the new year. Then everyone will talk about their personal plans for the new year. After the annual meeting, there was a personal talent show, with singers, singers, dancers, boxers, storytellers, jokes and poems ... After the performance, it was dawn. Under the leadership of my father, we are going to pay a New Year call to our grandparents.

On the second day of the second year, we will go to grandma's house to pay a New Year call. My father rides a bike, two in the front and two in the back, humming and riding for a walk. Because it's only five miles, my mother walks.

? Before there was no electric fan in our house, my father made us an oversized fan: it was as big as the door installed at home now, made of cardboard, hung in the air at home and tied with a long rope. When it's hot, our children take turns to pull the fan. I remember that at that time, we all liked to pull fans, just like playing. In the mid-1990s, when our children were 4 or 5 years old, my father also worked as a dragon lantern, a bamboo horse and a dry boat. The little angels are having a good time, and they are going crazy, and the adults are also laughing their heads off. Later, we all got married, but as long as we went, as long as my father allowed, my father would chat with us, play poker, play table tennis and cook delicious chicken and sweet plates for us.

1988, my father personally designed three small third floors in our house. At that time, there were no buildings in our village, and we were the first one. According to my father's design, the front door on the first floor is a square door, and the windows on both sides are antique carved grids, which simplifies the construction. The lattice is slightly larger, the middle door is a round sunshine door, the living room has two concrete square columns with mirrors on them, and the living room occupies the middle one. The layout of the second floor is the same as that of the first floor, except that the front door is a full moon door, the back door is a single square door, and there is a sports ground in the middle of the living room. Now there is a table tennis case with two square columns written by my father in red and yellow: Fu and Shou. The house in the west is the warehouse, and the house in the east is dad's studio. There is only one room on the third floor, which was originally used as a library. It is quiet to read books on it. In the yard, my father originally designed a lotus pond and kept it in our yard for three years. It was really beautiful. At that time, fish swam around the lotus pond, green lotus leaves were held high like umbrellas, and bright lotus flowers attracted bees and butterflies. How comfortable! Later, because I wanted dry food, I reluctantly gave up what I wanted and filled the lotus pond.

My father's craft can be seen everywhere in our home: the dragon and tiger paintings hanging on the wall are vivid, the landscape paintings are exquisite, the flowers and birds paintings are exquisite, and the murals painted on the wall are as beautiful as fairyland. There are also artistic words written by my father. There are pictures in words and words in pictures, which are both words and pictures. The combination of the two is very clever and interesting.

Many things used at home are works of art made by my father himself: the bases of oil lamps and electric lamps are made of wood and wire, the petals are carved from wood, the flowers and leaves are cut from wire, and the stamens are made of fine wire. The whole feeling is that there are flowers in the vase with a stem sticking out from the back. The stem is not a flower, but an oil lamp. Isn't it smart? The base of the electric lamp is carved with dragons and phoenixes, which are colorful and magnificent. Dad's masterpieces are everywhere on the table, cupboard and box. There are magpies carved by my father on the porthole at home, and swallows fly in pairs. On the door of the house is another kind of dragon and phoenix carved by my father. Under the eaves of the main entrance is my father's favorite carved branch. The magpie stands on the fruit-laden branch and calls. The flower beds on both sides of the main entrance are the kings of animals. Next to the flower bed is my father's cement sculpture: an old tree with an empty heart and new branches beside it, which means: Although you are old, you should always be grateful for learning new knowledge. The zhaobi in the yard is a rockery made by dad with bricks, stones, cement and wire. There are crouching tiger, hidden dragon, Guanyin sitting on lotus, flowing water, pavilions and pavilions of flowers and plants on the rockery. There are rich and precious bamboos planted behind the rockery, which is a beautiful garden!

On the gate of the courtyard is my father's hexagonal headlight made of cement, which is about 1.5 meters high. Every night, when all six lights are on, the streets in the yard are bright. This is the landmark building of our family, and this kind of decoration is unique in our hometown.

? In our backyard, the woodshed built by my father is in the east, and the henhouse and toilet built by my father are in the north. The chicken coop is built in a unique way: it is divided into three parts: from west to east, the bedroom has two floors; The dining room has two troughs, one for eating and the other for drinking. The leisure area is under the bamboo forest, with an area of about 6 square meters. The gatehouse and fence of the henhouse are the focus of viewing. There are four cornices on the gatehouse, and the cock and hen heads made of cement are held high at the two corners, as if to announce to the world that we are the king of chickens, we are the representatives of chickens all over the world, and we will go down in history! Tiles are stuck on the doorframes and lintels, and couplets are written on the walls. They are written in pigments and are not afraid of wind and rain. There are eight diagrams on the door. The wall is the Phoenix Mountain made of cement bricks, with lush vegetation, misty clouds and beautiful pavilions. How's it going? Is our chicken happy?

? Vegetables, flowers and trees planted by my father grow in front of and behind our house. He grows almost all the vegetables we can grow all year round here, and sometimes he uses plastic film to grow greenhouse vegetables. Of course, his shed is not big. There is no shortage of vegetables in our family all year round, such as spinach, coriander, leek, pepper, tomato, cucumber, eggplant, cowpea, beans, water spinach, oily wheat, fungus, day lily, wax gourd, zucchini, bitter gourd, loofah, pumpkin, onion, yam and ginger. Dad's flowers are: osmanthus, rose, chrysanthemum, sunflower, bougainvillea, marigold, hydrangea, gardenia, dahlia, canna, cactus, peony, peony and so on. Flowers bloom in the yard all year round, and the fragrance floats out of the sky. The trees planted in our family are: vines, persimmon trees, walnut trees, apricot trees, mulberry trees, cherry trees, osmanthus trees, peach trees, apple trees, pear trees, pomegranate trees, bamboo trees and buttonwood trees. The most interesting thing is that my father grafted three or four kinds of fruits on an apple tree. When flowering, several kinds of flowers bloom on the same tree. In mature season, three or four kinds of flowers can be picked on a tree. No wonder the children want to go back and have a look as soon as they have a holiday, because we have food, rewards and fun! Every time I go home, I will find something new.

Dad likes change, but he doesn't like the same life. I remember when we lived in the second room, there were only two rooms at that time. Dad has to change the layout of the house every few years. Our room runs from east to west. At first, two rooms were built by the back wall, and the front part was the living room. After two years, two rooms were built on the south wall, and the north was used as the living room. After two years, one faces north and the other is open. ? 1987, my father began to build a new house, and our family became the first resident to build a north-south village. My father's fickle habit has never changed. In those years, I went back every three or four weeks. Now dad doesn't move the wall, but keeps changing the position of sofa, table and cupboard. And he keeps creating new things, either cutting new tables, adding new paintings, making new handicrafts or adding new calligraphy works. Or we have learned some new cooking methods, such as roast chicken, sweet beet, fish skin and peanuts, and cooked them for us. Every time there are new discoveries to tell us, such as the way of keeping in good health and the feeling of life. ...

Dad is a model of hard work and dedication. Before our house was built in 76, we had to pull stones and earth at Zhuanglei, 2 meters deep and 2 minutes big. Every time dad pulls, he can pull a car and a half for the average person. He put a board in front of the car and put the dung board obliquely behind the car, just to pull more points at a time and work in the farmland. Dad still supports two or three of us by himself. He is an impatient man and has to give up everything. The high yield of grain can not be separated from dad's scientific farming. My father not only does farm work in our house, but also helps my sister, brother-in-law and neighbors.

Before the Chinese New Year, if there were no sold pairs, my father would write them to the villagers for free, and sometimes he would spend money to buy red paper, because some people didn't even buy paper and were often busy until evening. After retirement, my father was hired as a director of Hongbai (unpaid). He has been busy with all the red and white affairs in the village, writing couplets, engraving happy characters, keeping accounts and being a master of ceremonies. Dad is really a busy man!

? Dad is a dutiful son. Every week when he comes back from work, he will take things to visit his grandparents and buy them food, drink and clothes. When my grandparents were older, he brought them to live in my house. Although my grandfather gave it to my brother-in-law, my father often takes care of my grandfather. My grandfather was incontinent when he was 89 years old. He was not afraid of being dirty and tired, so he changed his dirty pants and defecated. I felt sick after reading it, but my father helped grandpa take off his dirty pants, wipe them clean and put them on. Then take grandpa's dirty pants to wash. I see all this in my eyes and admire it in my heart! I have never met a strong and optimistic father. Nothing can beat him, and I have never seen him cry. But when his grandparents died, his father cried so sadly, just like a child who couldn't find his mother. He was in pain! After my grandparents died, although my grandfather asked my brother-in-law to handle the funeral, my father took the initiative to bear all the expenses of the funeral and sent the old man away beautifully. You know, my grandfather lived to be 90 years old. A few days after the funeral, almost all the people in the village came to my house for dinner and wanted to touch the old birthday girl. Relatives, rural residents and party member all dressed their parents in red. I think they deserve it!

Dad is a good husband. Dad knew that it was not easy for mom to do farm work at home alone and raise four children, so he tried his best to help her. It was cold in winter, and he was afraid that his mother would catch cold, so he took the clothes to the factory for washing. There is a lot of farm work in the field, and my father always helps my mother do most of it on weekends. During the Spring Festival, my father always buys two clothes for my mother. Take mom out for a trip when you are free. Since retirement, he always gets up before 6 o'clock every day, makes breakfast, and then asks his mother to get up and exercise together. In the evening, my father pours water for my mother, takes medicine for her to eat, peels fruit for her, pours foot washing water for her, and plays poker and table tennis with her when he is free. Ah! With such a husband, my mother should be satisfied.

? Dad is a good dad. He taught us to be diligent and not lazy; Elegant taste, never gambling; Save, not waste. He never scolds us, but always does patient and meticulous ideological work. Under his careful education, my brother and I entered the school in the senior high school entrance examination for four brothers and sisters. Two children have been admitted to school, which is a rare family in our village. My elder sister took over my father's class, and only my younger sister stayed at home to farm with my mother. None of the gamblers are diligent, good at living and filial. Now, we are all married, but we still like to go home because there are our dear parents. Whenever we go home, my father always cooks food for us, exercises with us, chats with us and plays poker. He always saves his work at ordinary times, and when we go home, he will have a rest and have fun. Dad said: "You don't have to pay for the farmhouse, our home is the farmhouse!" " Yes! Where is a warmer and happier place than home?

Dad is a good brother. My second aunt married in Lanzhou, Gansu, and my father was a matchmaker. When the second aunt and uncle had a conflict, my father went hundreds of miles to mediate, and finally achieved the happy marriage of the second aunt. The third aunt has three sons and has a heavy burden, but the third uncle is an honest farmer and can't earn money. Three sons need money to build a house and get married! Dad is in our yard, cooking wine with his aunt. Mom and Dad went to work every day, and finally menstruation didn't even give the money he borrowed. Dad didn't say anything. He knows his aunt's difficulties. With his help, her aunt finally built a house for her three sons and married a daughter-in-law. Dad helped his aunt through the difficulties.

There is no shortage of gold, and no one is perfect. To say that dad's shortcomings are impatience and bad temper. Sometimes he is angry with himself, and sometimes he is so angry that he breaks things without doing anything well. Of course, everything he throws is unbreakable. When my father was 68 years old, his eyes became worse and worse because he often did fine work and loved reading. We performed cataract extraction on my father, and the effect was not very good. You can't see the distant dishes when you eat. It pains me to see my father's eyes look like this. How heartless the years are! I can't help it I can only do a little more filial piety and let my father enjoy his old age. I photographed my father's works and put them in my blog photo album to let more friends share our happiness.

? My father found that I liked writing when I was in primary school. He encouraged me to be a writer when I grew up. Hearing that I wrote a blog, my father was very happy and cheered me up. I think it's time to repay my father. Before the Year of the Ox comes, I want to praise my father as a New Year gift for him. Although it is a leak, it is also a little expression of my admiration for my father. My father has been expecting me to become a writer. Maybe he can't do it in this life, but I will use my pen to praise the truth, goodness and beauty, lash the false and ugly, and spread the sunshine of love all over the world!

Dad, you are the essence of the universe and the pride of mankind. Let your brilliance shine on us and keep moving forward!

Written in: 2008