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Do you know some little stories about EXO?
Now let me give you a little story.
I wrote it myself, no plagiarism allowed.
"Classmate Lu Han! Please answer this question." Wu Shixun stood on the podium and looked at Lu Han with a calm expression. Classmate Lu Han was no longer calm. Lu Han, who had been wandering around in his thoughts, stood up with a "咻~" sound.
"Teacher...I...I don't know how..." He lowered his head, not even daring to look at Wu Shixun.
"Come to the office with me after class! get out of class is over!" Wu Shixun walked out of the classroom first.
"Lu Han~ Take care of yourself..." My deskmate Zhang Yixing watched Lu Han go to the office.
————————Office————————
As soon as Lu Han entered the door, he saw the long-lost props - vibrator, vibrator, candied haws, Salad dressing, and a transparent ruler, no, one end is straight and the other is rounded, with several bumps on the round end. (Owner: Don’t ask me why I have these things in my office, I don’t know.)
“Bring it here~” Wu Shixun tapped the table with his left hand. "Teacher...can you not take it?" Lu Han looked worried. Wu Shixun just chuckled, "Come here, sit on my lap." Lu Han walked over with his ink dripping. "Sit astride. Face me." Lu Han turned around and sat astride.
"What were you thinking about just now? Hmm.?" "No..." "You didn't listen in my class... Hmm...what do you want." "Nothing..." Wu Shixun was angry. . . "Lie down on the table, right now. Take off your pants." "Teacher Wu, can you not..." "No." Lu Han bowed his face and lay on the table. He took off his pants to his knees, revealing his white buttocks. Underpants. "Yes... Ten times... Yes... Teacher, please..." "Ten times?... No... You said you committed it several times. Double it." He pressed the button "Teacher. Yes." ! I still have to take the test tomorrow. "Yes."
"Pah!" "Read it yourself."
"Well. One!"
"Pah!"
"Two. . ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?. . . .
Until thirty strokes are completed.
"Thirty!!! Ah!..." Although the beating was over, the vibration in the body showed that it was not over yet.
"Teacher... um... okay. Take it out... um. um..."
"Twenty minutes later." Wu Shixun set the vibrator at the last ten Minutes are the highest level of vibration. so. .
Countdown to ten minutes.
"Ah! Ah!... Eh-ha... Uh-huh... Ha... Teacher! Ah... Stop. Stop. Come down..." "There are still ten minutes."
For ten minutes there was only Lu Han’s laughter.
After that.
"Let's go home for dinner."
"Well...Old...Teacher...there are still things I haven't taken out. Well...come...ah. ."
"Let it go."
"You don't respect your teacher... You don't take it anymore... Go home and wait." He picked up Lu Han, went out, and went home.
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